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[PsychoBlonde]

2566a.  Depending on your reaction to the Glam Bull scene, there may be an epilogue slide where Vivienne travels to Par Vollen to set up a cosmetics shop for the discerning male Qunari.

[BloodyTalon]

2567: Undead nugs will fight in swarms for the inquestion, if the inquistior is a necromancer.

[TanithAeyrs]

2568.   The undead nugs will drop little undead bits, leaving the battlefield smelly and slippery in spots.  Vivienne is horrified and is unable to fight due to fear of getting rotting bits on her dress.  Iron Bull finds it funny and is unable to fight due to hysterical laughter.

[BloodyTalon]

2569: Rangers from PETA will hunt down members of the Inquestion if they over hunt an area.

[PsychoBlonde]

2570.  Orlais suddenly achieves military supremacy over the Qunari when a couple of enterprising University students invent the potato gun and begin drunkenly firing it at passing ships, somehow managing to sink an impressively large percentage of the Qunari fleet.

[PsychoBlonde]

2571.  You will be able to grief bands of enemy troops by finding dangerous monsters and leading them directly into the enemy camp, then hitting the stealth button and getting the heck out of there.

[PsychoBlonde]

2572.  The Fire Spec is entitled "Flambe" and, weirdly, is in the Rogue tree.

2572a.  Along with "julienne" and "brule".

[Enigmatick]

2573. Jon Irenicus is the villain of the game, all of his research in Baldur's Gate 2 was leading up to this.

[Bonsai Dryad]

2573. Iron Bull will be romance-able by all races and genders however, if you romance him with a non-qunari after the "love scene" the inquisitor will receive an injury called "shattered pelvis". It can't be healed by injury kits.

[DrDetective]

2575. There will be no cultural references in this game, save those to Donnie Darko, which you guys would understand if you were just, like, more open-minded about this kind of thing.  That movie is so deep, you guys.

[Feybrad]

2576. Vivienne is a female Qunari in Truth. That's why she always wears these Hats.

[DRTJR]

2577. The game ends with a climatic showdown, and when you delay the big bad get your quote you'll hear Mark Darrah yell cut, at which point the camera will zoom out to a soundstage with noticeable events being Varric and Miranda Lawson having some kind of conversation, a gage red looking Elf that has the title Dragon Tamer on the back of his Jacket, Master Li and Wynne walking past the soundstage, and a krogan driving a tour kart.

[PsychoBlonde]

2578.  Solas smokes a tiny pipe, has a weird laugh, and turns into a dynamo of fistacular destruction when he eats Kale.

2578a.  He also has an on-again, off-again relationship with some chick named Canola.

[PsychoBlonde]

2579.  The Iron Bull is absolutely fascinated by remote-controlled vehicles.

[satunnainen]

2580. Due to some unexpected problems in the animation and graphics department, the qunaris of DA:I will be using a full body + head covering environment suit. Their vocabulary will also include words like boshtet and keelah. 

[Wolfen09]

2581.  people have it mistaken, iron bull is not a mount....  the mountable companion is sera

[Feybrad]

2581.  people have it mistaken, iron bull is not a mount....  the mountable companion is sera

 

2581a. But only available to female Characters. Males have to go by Foot.

[BloodyTalon]

2582: The final romance will be The Grand Oak if it made through DA:O.

[DRTJR]

2583. At the end of the game Tevinter will rise and become a floating continent.

[PsychoBlonde]

2583a.  This is later revealed to be a result of some cleverjack filling the Deep Roads with Helium.

[Lillian]

2584. While all are able to #RideTheBull, you will need a certain combination of strength, willpower, and constitution to avoid temporary injuries.

[Kantr]

2585. The knife game will be present as a major part of Cassandra's personal quest.

[PsychoBlonde]

2586.  The Iron Bull convinces Varric to ghostwrite all of his reports and later has to explain to his superiors why all of his reports begin with "No ****, there I was . . ."

[Wolfen09]

2586.  The Iron Bull convinces Varric to ghostwrite all of his reports and later has to explain to his superiors why all of his reports begin with "No ****, there I was . . ."

 i just did that in merrill voice.... good times, good times....

 

2582: The final romance will be The Grand Oak if it made through DA:O.

its a poetree... get it?

 

2587.  the developers have been trolling us, this game is actually the true ending to mass effect 3

[satunnainen]

2588. The message system (letters from various npc:s) in game has been modernized to use 140 characters or less per message.