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[PsychoBlonde]

2589. Elder One is the leader of a small fighter attack squadron dispatched to save the rebel base from the encroaching machine of ultimate destruction.

[TanithAeyrs]

2590.  After one look at Varric's chest hair Princess Leia revises her opinion on "walking carpets" and leave Han for our intrepid dwarf.

2591.  Han Solo resumes his smuggling career and can be found in the game smuggling gaatlok from Par Vollen to Orlais - for sale to the highest bidder, of course.

2592.  Han evades capture riding his famous "Millennium Wyvern" the fastest lizard in 12 nations.

[PsychoBlonde]

2593.  If you have all 4 races in your party and go into a tavern it will be impossible to get anything out of the bartender because he/she will assume you're setting him/her up for some kind of godawful joke and refuse to talk.

[PsychoBlonde]

2593a.  If you introduce yourself as a Rabbi the bartender will suffer a psychotic break.

[PsychoBlonde]

2594.  You will not be able to say you are an atheist but you will be able to announce you belong to the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter-Day Saints or alternatively the Crypto-anarchist Transhumanism League.

2595.  Regardless of which race you play, if you are a male rogue you are at the peace summit because Leliana hired you from a service to be Divine Justinia's "escort" at the after-summit party.

[PsychoBlonde]

2596.  Cole's powers are discovered to derive primarily from overuse of the "No_Clip" command.

[Wolfen09]

2597.  everyone survives the explosion in the prologue, they all just hid to play an elaborate prank on the inquisitor

[satunnainen]

2598. You can play the game in fps mode, where you wont get any companions and you are playing in first person view. To clear the areas full of various demons you will get a double barreled crossbow and a crowbar. Chainsaw will be implemented in a DLC, as soon as those lazy dwarves invent it.

[PsychoBlonde]

2599.  The Dwarf Inquisitor comes from a family of possibly inbred Hill Dwarves who have a wagon up on cinderblocks in their front yard, own upwards of 7000 chickens, and love to have sweet tea with their biscuits and gravy.

[BloodyTalon]

2600: You will be able to heal Iron Bull by feeding him cookies, a trick he learned from Sten if that char was part of the DA:O playthrough.

[Ynqve]

2601: If Varric is the Han Solo of DA, then Bianca must be Chewbacca. This makes Varric and Bianca platonic lifepartners!

[BloodyTalon]

2602: There will be a potion in the game called, "Tears of the Gamer". The potion if drunk will  make the game beconme buggy and  unplayable for a month.
 

[satunnainen]

2603. The game will be delayed (another) month, because the voice actor of Varric refuses to record any more chest hair jokes.

[KC_Prototype]

2603a. The game will be delayed till 2016 because of a nasty virus in the Bioware offices. God help us all.

[Wolfen09]

2603b.  The virus is caused by staring at the BSN for too long

[BloodyTalon]

2604: The last foe in the game will be The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Feybrad]

2603b.  The virus is caused by staring at the BSN for too long

 

2603c. You have it now.

[Corypheus]

2601: If Varric is the Han Solo of DA, then Bianca must be Chewbacca. This makes Varric and Bianca platonic lifepartners!

I want to Believe, for the sake of my biromantic ace Varric headcanon.

[PsychoBlonde]

2605.  Cole keeps trying to make pets out of the most insanely dangerous creatures you encounter.  And Solas supports him 100% in this endeavor.  But if you let them keep it, you wind up being the one to feed it and walk it and clean up its poops.

[PsychoBlonde]

2605.  Also, at some point, you will probably wind up uttering the phrase "NO YOU CANNOT KEEP A SOULLESS CORRUPT ABOMINATION AS A PET."

[PsychoBlonde]

2606.  Due to FDA regulations, all lyrium and health potions are now in childproof containers.  So, to use one first you have to take off the plastic wrap.  Then you have to use both hands to  PUSH DOWN AND TWIST.  Then you have to bite through the foil.  Then you have to fish out the wad of cotton.  Then you must avoid accidentally swallowing the paper insert as you desperately attempt to get it into your mouth in time.

[AlleluiaElizabeth]

2605.  Cole keeps trying to make pets out of the most insanely dangerous creatures you encounter.  And Solas supports him 100% in this endeavor.  But if you let them keep it, you wind up being the one to feed it and walk it and clean up its poops.

 

 

2605.  Also, at some point, you will probably wind up uttering the phrase "NO YOU CANNOT KEEP A SOULLESS CORRUPT ABOMINATION AS A PET."

 

These both actually seem very legit. 

[PsychoBlonde]

These both actually seem very legit. 

If you DON'T let them keep it they forget Inquistor's Day and give you a crappy gift certificate on your birthday.

 

Also, needless to say, the poops defy description in their awfulness.

[DRTJR]

2607. Dragon age Keep is actually a alien piece of software designed to learn about the user in order to learn our weaknesses in preparation for the incoming alien invasion.

[BloodyTalon]

2608: Gaspard de Chalons can be killed while on the toilet if The Inquisitor is a dwarf.