2628a. Beyonce is a Pride Demon of extraordinary power.
2628b. The Orlesian bourgeousie rise up to overthrow the monarchy, with their rallying cry "Liberté, Egalité, Beyoncé"
2629. Swooping and lots of it. Like spiders, it may be bad and feared, but that isn't going to stop it from making it into Inquisition.
2630: In honor of many forum topics and posts, there will be a dead horse on a roadside you can beat with a stick.
2630A: If you beat the dead horse a lot, you will meet a man in a fine suit and be given a award you can hang in Skyhold Keep.
2628c. It turns out that the Illuminati speculation about Beyonce was true. If the inquisitor loses the boss fight Beyonce Kelly and MIchelle start another girls group and call it Illuminaughty, They proceed to tour throughout all of Thedas.
2631: The tin foil hat will be the best armor to wear in the game when fighting magic users.
2632 If you romanced Morrigan there is a point half way though where you see the Warden's God child and it is the most powerful party member in the game with twice the amount of skills and skill trees. It also comes with a secret skill where Sandal comes out of nowhere and BOOM! Enchantment!
2634 Multiplayer is actually in the game. It is massive and very unique. People are going to love it more than Mass Effect 3's multiplayer. It also has a war mode where each team starts in a massive fort with full defenses and you battle 256 players vs 256 players for supremacy. The top 5 players on the winning team get free future dlc vouchers or legendary equipment and rare equipment skins and dyes that can not be obtained any other way and they can send to SP as well.
2635 You probably know Bioware have been keeping things from you just so when you experience it, it will be THAT much better. As you have seen multiplayer is in the game and the final 2 romance options (flemeth and sandal if you missed it) the most MAJOR change unannounced is the classes.
No longer are you just a Warrior/Rogue/Mage. There are fully fleshed out classes you pick from the start completely in depth with unique and amazing racial bonuses!
For example.
The Qunari Warrior on top of going into a rage state with stacking bonuses depending on battle length and hits can also dual wield 2 handed weapons.
The Class "Ranger" (while it can only equip bows as a weapon) can use oversized Longbows that far exceed the bow damage of a rogue. Has a constant (and free) animal companion that you choose be it spider, snake, lizard, bird, crocodile, even nugs! You also have a special spot where you can breed your pets much like your mounts and change as you wish.
The "Assassin" class can teleport, cripple, can "counter attack" if a skill is used at the point an enemy is hitting you as well as cause extra effects such as "deep wound" that instantly take away 25% of enemy health and 25% of enemy total life on top of being able to stealth kill if you are sneaky enough.
The "Necromancer" can summon an army of skeletons, zombies, demons, or even the Grim Reaper himself as a pet. (scythe and all and has his own abilities and kills) He can also use various darkspawn corpses to make unique pets as well as enchant weapons with life stealing and mana/stamina stealing properties.
and thats just to name a few!
lol man just lol. nothing more to say
98. To appeal to the Atheist fans of the game, the "You only have one chance at life" system will be added to the game. Upon player death, this system will delete all save files, uninstall the game, close your BSN/Origin account and invalidate your game disk.
2639 There is a very well hidden cave in the game. If you happen to find it there is actually a mage in it name Enoch. He will give you a plug of some kind and you can travel into his memories and play easter egg content.
2640. Skyhold will contain a swimming pool.
2640a. The Inquisitor can play chicken fight/shoulder wars with companions and advisors, in the pool.
2640b. Varric, or if the Inquisitor is a dwarf, can only sit on a companion - no one can sit on them.
2640c. If Iron Bull asks Sera to get on his shoulders and play for his team, she will refuse and call him a "daft t!t".
2640d. Sera will only sit on the Inquisitor's back, and only if she romances her - and is not a dwarf.
2640e. Sera will only let the Inquisitor sit on her back, and only if she romances her.
2640f. The order of possibilities*: Iron Bull > male qunari Quizzy > Blackwall > female qunari Quizzy > Cullen > male human Quizzy > Dorian > Solas >
male elf Quizzy > female human Quizzy > Vivienne > Josephine > female elf Quizzy/Sera > male dwarf Quizzy > Varric > female dwarf Quizzy.
2640g. Solas, Vivienne and Josephine will only join in with high friendship.
2640h. The Inquisitor can watch others play.
2640i. The advisors will only play if you romance them.
2640j. Cullen refuses to let someone sit on him, in case his hair gets messed up.
2640k. Cullen will complain afterwards, if his hair gets wet, which will only happen if his team loses.
2640l. Leliana will refuse the offer to play, since she feels it would be irresponsible for one of the Divine's Hands to be seen engaging in that much frivolity.
2640m. You can play the game whenever you want - only if you're in Skyhold, of course.
2640n. Cole can't play because he's a spirit. ![]()
* = The greater than symbol determines who can go on who.
2641. Instead of dying, or losing all morale, or getting knocked out, the characters will just say "im bored of this", then take a folding chair and sit down and watch while the rest of the party (hopefully) finishes the combat.
2642. Trask Ulgo is back. He will be the soldier who helps the inquisitor in tutorial part, then dies so that the inquisitor can escape.
2643. You can join under certain conditions the King Alistair Cheese Appreciation Society. You will get a badge after joining and a cheese of the month delivery to the keep every month. There is also a newsletter.
2644 This thread is nearly two years old. God, time flies!
2655 if you withdraw and put away your weapons enough times your companions make a snarky remark of "will you make up your mind already!"
2646. It's possible to set up camp and go to sleep in the middle of a major map. However, every time you wake up, the whole party is in nothing but their small clothes.
2646a. If you sleep near a water source that isn't landlocked, you'll wake up to find yourselves on a dingy boat, bound for Rivain.
2646b. You are given a quest to retrieve the rest of your inventory every time. Each time, the thieves are in a new random location on a major map.
2646c. However if the Inquisitor's LI is Iron Bull, and Iron Bull is present in the party, both characters will be in *less* than their smallclothes.
2646d. If Sera is in the party, no retrieval quest will be necessary, as she will have run off with your inventory, and will be waiting for you back at Skyhold.
2646e. If Vivienne is in the party, she fashions herself an amazing wardrobe out of the nearest sticks, pebbles, mud, and leaves.
2646f. All the unconfirmed rumours below 2646g are false.
2646g. 2646c, 2646d and 2646e are false.
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have to dust myself off, havent been back to this thread for a while
2647. The green glowey hand has nothing to do with the fade, its actually a bad nug you had for dinner the night before
2648. Dorian's mustache is actually stubble in disguise
2649: You must apply to the government of whatever country you are adventuring in for a "license to kill" if you want to take out any human or dwarf npcs.
2650: That it is not needed to kill elves and qunari is a sore point for those species