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[PsychoBlonde]

2673a.  If you light its flatulence, it can also glide short distances.

[Orian Tabris]

2674. Iron Bull's horns are removable, but Vivienne's hat is not.

[Gamercat]

2675. The inquisitor, Vivienne, and Varric start their own talk show after the events of inquisition.

[BloodyTalon]

2676: You can paint the walls of Skyhold with splatter art by lining up capture foes and having Varric shoot them with his crossbow, or other fun ways.

[Killdren88]

2677. They will add a vast database of first names to the game so your companions can call you by your first name. But the game will be delayed for another 2 years for voice acting.

[DRTJR]

2678. If you manage to beat the game in under 30 hours you'll unlock a secret dungeon within the fade. It's the Bioware studios, and you have to slaughter the entire Bioware dev team, who are all BAMFs!

[Killdren88]

2678. If you manage to beat the game in under 30 hours you'll unlock a secret dungeon within the fade. It's the Bioware studios, and you have to slaughter the entire Bioware dev team, who are all BAMFs!

 

2678a.

The Final Boss will be a two headed beast David and Allan's heads will be on the monster and they are unkillable for they write themselves more plot armor. Their primary attack includes in graphic detail how they would kill your favorite characters and making you kill your waifu or Husbando.

[Killdren88]

2679. In an effort to boost Xbox one sales (Seen in the background Microsoft with a big check of money) DA:I is going to be Xbox exclusive.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

2680. Varric's Chest hair is a Varric exclusive in-game item. It gives him +200 constitution, +9,999,999 manliness, and +33% critical chance.

[BloodyTalon]

2681: Everyone who has died in any of the dragon age games and books, will all come back to life at the end of the game in a flying longboat.

[Ferico21]

2682: The inquisitor discovers the quanari were all just dwarves in elaborate costumes the whole time.

[satunnainen]

2683. The Warden will be back. Unfortunately (s)he got a stomach flu and spends his/her little game time in toilet. You can try to have a conversation with the warden through the door, but as you know, the warden does not speak.

[BloodyTalon]

2684: "Blinky" kills and eats Hawke.

[BloodyTalon]

2685: There will be a tiny dragon pet that fits in the palm of the hand of any race.

[Gamercat]

2686. Orlesian fashion now dictates that everybody should wear leather stilleto heals into combat.

[BloodyTalon]

2687: The elder one is a giant honey badger.

[PsychoBlonde]

2688.  If you carefully craft and name items, your companions complain bitterly that the named loot is sub-par and "no better than random lootgen".  Then they start bitching that there's no endgame and they want more raids.

2688a.  Cullen gets really, really tired of grinding out gear and mats for all of his soldiers.

[PsychoBlonde]

2689.  Varric invents a special concoction that he names "dragon snack".  He guarantees that it will distract any dragon.  It turns out to be horsemeat liberally mixed with catnip and lyrium.  And a splash of tequila.

2689.  It also attracts large numbers of flies.  In case you didn't have enough of those.

[Orian Tabris]

2690. Every midnight in the Frostback Mountains, you'll see a group of "snow nugs" that convene upon the events of the day.

2690a. Sometimes, when you go there, you'll see Leliana watching them.

2690b. The Inquisitor will go up to her and ask her what she's doing. She will shush him/her and explain what's going on (before s/he even asks).

[Gamercat]

2690. Every midnight in the Frostback Mountains, you'll see a group of "snow nugs" that convene upon the events of the day.

2690a. Sometimes, when you go there, you'll see Leliana watching them.

2690b. The Inquisitor will go up to her and ask her what she's doing. She will shush him/her and explain what's going on (before s/he even asks).

[Feybrad]

I hate that japanese Word with a Passion. It makes me sick.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

2687: The elder one is a giant honey badger.

 

Game over man! Game over!

[themikefest]

2691: Everyone on the DA team will have one line of dialogue in the game.

[PsychoBlonde]

2692.  There will be an inventory management mini-game, but it's not what you think.  The point is to remember to take your keys with you when you leave Skyhold so that you don't have to throw gravel at the windows at 3am to get someone to let you in.  If you forget more than 3 times in the course of the game, your allies start subjecting you to various rude taunts, stupid passwords, and demands that you prove your identity before they'll open the door.

[PsychoBlonde]

2693.  Varric carries around a loudspeaker just so he can announce, every time you finish an area, that "THE INQUISITOR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!"