Game over man! Game over!
Damn, Cheesecake. You look like how I feel.
Game over man! Game over!
Damn, Cheesecake. You look like how I feel.
2694. Due to an incident with Nicholas Boulton, Jo Wyatt will be voicing both male and female hawke in inquisition.
2695. The Inquisitor got the job, because (s)he can survive a nuclear(or equivalent) blast hiding in an old refrigerator.
2698: The Inquisitor gets their powers from powerful spirits of faith and justice.
2700 if you let the Architecht live in Awakenings he will return to provide darkspawn guards for the Skyhold keep and will act as an advisor.
2702. Any challenge in the game can be settled by either a dance battle or a battle of the bands. Which companions you use drastically changes your performance.
2703.
Gosh darn.
That was close to my idea of having the inquisition be the name of a boy band sweeping the nation,
while the elder one is a rival smooth jazz group.
Missions are just areas you go on tour to, and the game ends with a talent show that changes the fate of the world.
2704. Verric chest hair upgrades available
2705. Such as braids, dyes, and different styles to choose from.
You want a pink afro sitting on Varrics chest? You get a pink afro sitting on his chest!
2706: Hobbits will be a new hidden race option.
2707: You can craft rings of power to rule the world with and give to allies.
2710: A male dwarf inquisitor will have the option to have a bad facial scar and be known has Scarface
2709. Sean Bean makes a short cameo and dies in the final fight.
2709a. Sean Bean's cameo appearance is when he possesses the body of the Inquisitor in the final fight.
2711. The Hawke and The Warden-commander will at some point fight to find out which one of them is the "top dog". The battle will be a staring contest. Both of them will try to cheat in multiple ways during the battle and ... I guess you need to play the game to find out who wins ![]()
2713. You will acquire a fourth adviser in charge of "Fade Resources Development". About 2/3 of the way through the game, he sends you a note asking "Who is Skynet and why is he requesting admin privileges?"
2712. Both Hawke, and the Warden(if they yet live) are trapped in the fade.
2712a. You don't understand. We're not locked in here with you. YOU are locked in here with US.
2715. The qunari declare war after the chantry "Throws shade at their haters."