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[mentos]

2745. If you steal Cullen's lion helmet he permanently leaves the inquisition.

[BloodyTalon]

2746: Every member of The Inquisition knows at-least one stylee of dance.

2746A: Iron Bull's style of choice is Free Style.

[Pohleetakal]

2747. In a loud and fabulous act of disregard to all of the ignorant comments about same-sex romances being "forced" on gamers by Bioware, after the ending and the defeat of the antagonist, there will be a cutscene of the Inquisitor(male or female) giving a splendid performance of "It's Raining Men" with Dorian, the Iron Bull, and, out of nowhere, Zevran

[PsychoBlonde]

2748.  To help maintain a sense of urgency, a random guy runs around Skyhold screaming "Hurry!" and "Emergency!"

[BraveVesperia]

2749: In order to make classes more distinct, mages will be assigned conical hats.

 

2749b: All hats will grant a +5 bonus to cunning.

[Gamercat]

2750. The holy grail war interrupts the inquisition.

[satunnainen]

2751. There will be a huge glass cabinet in the keep. The glass will be nontransparent, and you have no way to open the cabinet, except breaking the glass. On top of the cabinet there is a sign: ONLY In case of REAL emergency, break the glass. At certain point in the game you can break the glass, and you will find your Warden-commander inside reading a book. He/She will come out and solve the crisis for you. Then (s)he will comment something like how in the old times the emergencies were more emergency-ish and leave for good. 

[NextArishok]

2752 By the end of the games life cycle not only will you be able to play any and all characters from the Inquisition, but also the Warden (if applicable) Hawke, and even your own inquisitor in the MP.

 

There will be a very secret way to unlock the "God Child" to play.  But only I know it and 1 other DA: I developer.

[Pohleetakal]

2753. The first battle in the game will be interrupted by a a group of young wizards flying past playing Quidditch, and from then on whilst the Inquisitor is exploring Thedas he/she will randomly hear the music from the Harry Potter movies playing softly in the background, and when this happens the camera will cut to a shot of the Inquisitor's face full of child-like wonder and glee 

[Ruairi46]

2753b. The whole cast of Harry Potter can be found very early on in the game, however they are brutally murdered by Templars for being maleficarum. There were are no survivors.

[PsychoBlonde]

2754.  If you play a female qunari, your entire mercenary company refers to you as "Mom".  It's not apparent whether this is meant to be ironic.

[Gamercat]

2755. After some misinterpretation of the inquisitor's orders, it turns out that being "Put to the rack" Means something else entirely.

[The Night Haunter]

2756, the same as #1892

 

[mentos]

2757. The inquisitors room will feature unique artwork such as:

Spoiler

[BloodyTalon]

2758: There will be no keyboard and mouse ui.

 

2759: There will be  keyboard and mouse ui.

[PsychoBlonde]

2760.  The multiplayer dungeons are actually a version of pvp.  At the end of the single-player game you go head-to-head against some poor hapless group of brand new multiplayer characters.  If they beat you, you get the worst ending.  

[Pohleetakal]

2761. Whilst out exploring the world, the Inquisitor will suddenly realise that he/she has lost or can't find something, at which point Kasumi materialises out of thin air, hands back the missing item, before winking, laughing to herself, and then disappearing again

[BloodyTalon]

2762: You can kill and eat the nug war mount for a small bonus in health.

[mentos]

2763. The inquisitor can unleash a jar of kittens on any enemy and instantly win the fight

[Pohleetakal]

2764. The Inquisitor will be in dialogue with one of the more important characters in the Dragon Age universe, perhaps the Empress or the Divine, and when the Inquisitor feels that he/she can't convince the other character to aid the Inquisition, he/she will just start crying and say "Oh for goodness sake will you just shut up and listen to me, there won't even be a fourth game in the Dragon Age Universe unless you help me RIGHT NOW, OKAY?!?!?"

[mentos]

2765. Blackwall is only romanceable for female war nugs.

[Gamercat]

2766. Dragon age: Inquisition is canceled.

[Pohleetakal]

2767. Towards the end of a long playthrough, just as the Inquisitor is approaching the final battle, he turns back to all of his companions, who join him in a HUGE group hug before they are joined by Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, and Betty White whilst a monotone Qunari choir sings "Thank You For Being A Friend"

[PsychoBlonde]

2768.  You will be able to use the Jar of Bees to flush enemies out of a Camp, then run in really quick and Make Camp there, forcing those enemies to attempt to take over another camp somewhere else.  This practice becomes known as "Musical Camps".  The group without a camp when the music stops gets eaten by a High Dragon.

[BloodyTalon]

2769: You will be able to rip off limbs from slain foes and use them has makeshift weapons.