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[DRTJR]

2770. There is a special claw gauntlet you get if you are thrown by the Iron Bull. It's called the Fastball Special.

[MetalGear312]

2615. In response to ever discontent female fans criticism about how this and this male romance is ugly and unappealing and doesnt reach their beauty standards, Bioware finally has enough and decides to switch all their male npc faces with Prince Charmings from the Shrek movies.
They announce this with a twitter post with this picture and with the title of "everybody wins no?"

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[Pohleetakal]

2771. When the Inquisitor first reaches a Dalish camp (if he/she is a human), he/she will be encountered by dozens of angry looking young Dalish elves, covered in their beautiful vallaslin tattoos and staring with pure hostility at the Inquisitor as he/she makes their way towards the keeper of that clan, all whilst an unseen elven choir sings a remix of "Gangstas Paradise" with the following lyrics:

"We hate shemlen all our lives,

  living in this elven paradise,

  those humans took all of our land,

  but let's try to help them if we can"

[Frocharocha]

#999 you will be able to recruit booth Warden and Hawke.

 

C'mon this needs to happen.

[mentos]

2772. Due to popular demand every single thing in DA:I living, dead or object is now romanceable.

[VulpineSneak]

2773. Anders will come with Ser pounce a lot. And blow up another Chantry.

[PsychoBlonde]

2773a.  Anders, if he is still alive, has made a hobby out of constructing miniature Chantries out of matchsticks.  And then blowing them up.  Leaving us to wonder "why didn't you just do that in the first place?"

[PsychoBlonde]

2774.  Justice/Vengeance has returned to the Fade, where he has declared that the spirit/demon dichotomy is a false one and created a merger movement, called "Spimon".

[PsychoBlonde]

2774a.  Or possibly "Derit".

[PsychoBlonde]

2774b. Or "Derp Monisti".

[BloodyTalon]

2775: There will be a unconfirmed rumor board in the game.

[PsychoBlonde]

2775a.  You will be able to use it to acquire quests that may not actually exist.  You can still attempt to complete them, though.

2775b.  Although not everyone appreciates you solving problems they don't have.

2775c.  There will be two achievements associated with the Unconfirmed board, however: "busybody" and "in my head, it was real".

[Wolfen09]

2773b.  If alive anders isnt sane anymore, he has dementia and spends his time in an orlesian retirement home

[Pohleetakal]

2776. When opening a chest, if the contents are not what the Inquisitor expected, Adam Jensen appears on his/her shoulder saying "I didn't ask for this"

[Ruairi46]

2777. To make all romances more challenging they are all now quick time events that if failed leave the inquisitor in a situation named the renowned 'Friend zone' which is at this current moment irreversible. 

[Pohleetakal]

2778. One of the side missions, which can only be found through a meticulous investigation of one of the open world areas, is to collect the ingredients located throughout that area for a milkshake that will bring all the boys to the yard (the yard being Skyhold), although the twist is when the "boys" arrive at Skyhold it turns out to be an aroused-looking Zevran and a drunk and fed-up looking Fenris

[Gamercat]

2779. It turns out that the Qunari settle their internal differences with twerk battles.

[Wolfen09]

wtf.............

 

2780.  At a random time, when your mage uses a fire spell, every so often you will hear smokey the bear chime in with an "only you can prevent forest fires."

[Pohleetakal]

2781. One of the easter eggs will be found in the Dales, and it will consist of two ancient, undead elves chatting nonchalantly as the Inquisition walks by, and one elf says to the other: "Yeah, that business with the shemlen was really bad but...have you SEEN Titanfall?!?!?", to which the other elf smiles and shakes his finger and says "Oh, you!!"

[PsychoBlonde]

2782.  If you let Cole watch television he starts bugging you to have the party dress up like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.  He also starts making loud "HYAH!" noises and striking dramatic poses before he attacks.
2782a.  On the plus side, if you go along with it, you can get a giant robot that's made out of other giant robots.

2782b.  Although everyone starts arguing about who gets to form the head.

[PsychoBlonde]

2783.  When you get back to Skyhold from a quest involving either Mages or Templars where you actually act like a decent sane human being, Cullen confronts you, stares silently but intensely at you for several seconds, then gives you a big hug and walks off.

[PsychoBlonde]

2784.  If you move quickly while Josephine has her book open, you can find out that it's a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People.

[Gamercat]

2785. Every week there is a theme night at Skyhold! Themes include 80's night, Onesie night, Sci fi night, (and due to constant requests by Cole) Power rangers night.

[PsychoBlonde]

2785a.  Don't forget Toga Night.

[VulpineSneak]

A giant metal golem will confront the big bad, while saying suuuuuppeeeermaaaan.