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[BloodyTalon]

2787: The war between the forces of cake and pie will be decided and ended.

[Kantr]

2788: Exposure to the fade rift will cause Baldness requiring a wigs sub-quest to keep up the morale of your troops

[PsychoBlonde]

2789.  If you can find out what your companions' birthdays are, you can surprise them with cake.  Cole and the Iron Bull don't know when their birthdays are.  Cole says that's all right, you don't have to get him anything.  The Iron Bull says you should get him cake every day, just in case.

[PsychoBlonde]

2789a.  And then he gives it to Cole.

[cJohnOne]

2790.  Two-handed Warriors are eliminated because they are to similar to Sword and Shield Warriors.

[mentos]

2791. The official flag for the inquisition is a quilt consisting of the members underwear except Iron Bull because he doesn't have any

9792. The flag will mark any territory the inquisition takes over

[cJohnOne]

2793.  Andars and Fenris fight to settle the mage/Templar war.  Fenris always wins.

[cJohnOne]

2794. Jessica Merizan is put into DAI.  The BSN erupts with pitchforks and torches.

[Gamercat]

2795. The inquisition becomes fed up with Vivienne for insisting upon stopping for sushi  on every journey.

[BloodyTalon]

2796: The Inquisitor can roll dice for all choices and dialogue in the game,

[Grieving Natashina]

2797: Ser Cauthrien is the human female Inquisitor.  She lost her memory of her past after the explosion at the Temple of Sacred Ashes.

[cJohnOne]

2798.  The Hobbits send a strongly worded letter to the Inquisition for leaving them out of Thedas.

[UniformGreyColor]

2799: Sandal is really the elder one.

[DRTJR]

2800. Cullen will be found out to be a were lion.

[cJohnOne]

2801.  All NPC's take 1 sovereign for information.  Making the games unfinishable due to lack of information.

[PsychoBlonde]

2793.  Andars and Fenris fight to settle the mage/Templar war.  Fenris always wins.

 

2793a.  Although there is a hilarious scene where Anders runs around kiting Fenris to the strains of Yakity Sax.

[Monster A-Go Go]

2802 - Re-customization after character creation is confirmed!  Sera puts her daggers to good use, allowing the Inquisitor to change hairstyle to any style they wish...as long as that style is "Sera."

[PsychoBlonde]

2803.  You will have the opportunity to torture a recalcitrant Qunari spy by force-feeding him mashed strained beets.

[cJohnOne]

2804.  All Inquisitors start with wine in a wineskin, a compass, and matches.

[Farci Reprimer]

2805. Castle Tidiness Inspectors will make regular suprise visits to Skyhold to ensure it lives up to the high beauty standard of Orlesian castles.

 

And may the Maker help you if you are not prepared for them!!.....

[DRTJR]

2806. In one of the caves will look like the interior of a Spaceship. This will effect nothing but will fuel speculation for years to come.

[Girtuoklis]

2793.  Andars and Fenris fight to settle the mage/Templar war.  Fenris always wins.

2893B, Except when Anders use "hit and ******" combo which causes pain in the ass for Fenris

[Cespar]

2807. The final battle will consist of wits and a huge dance battle! 

[cJohnOne]

2808.  There's a DLC for sugar cubes for Horsies.

[Pohleetakal]

2808. When the Inquisitor leaves a love scene with his/her romance, a TMZ reporter pops up to say the Inquisitor: "Well, Thedas is whispering, Val Royeaux is buzzing, Denerim can't talk about anything else, is is true that you and "insert character's name here" are an item????"