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Unconfirmed Rumours About What's In DA: Inquisition

Débuté par mousestalker , sept. 18 2012 07:15

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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 06:34

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276. All characters will speak like Capt'n Barbossa.

277. Every human, elf, dwarf, and Qunari of Thedas will have magnificent forests of chest hair.

278. No matter what option the player chooses in dialogue, be it diplomatic, sarcastic, aggressive, or flirtatious, the PC's comments will always include an incredibly lame pun.

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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 04:39

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279. This song will play during every cameo of a returned character.

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280. Ser Pounce Alot's grand kittens will have a prominent role in battle; they can be summoned in groups of five.

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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 04:49

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281 Flemeth will change into a dragon and spit out the warden and hawke

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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 05:07

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282 All female companions will be able to wear Victoria Secrets lingerie armor

283 the Archdemon will be a companion

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#281
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284. Sten becomes Arishok and makes 2 decrees:
1. Starting immediately, he is to be referred to as The Hank
2. He totally expected the Inquisition

285. Idle Dwarf from Dust Town wins the very first season of Orleasian Idol... subsequently, the ghost of Meredith tries to melt him down to make a sword.

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#282
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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 07:04

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286. Two words: Richard Simmons.
287. Dragon Age II will be retroactively re-titled as Dragon Age 2: Two to preserve colon continuity.
288. Maric will return as a companion, allowing the PC to potentially become Alistair's stepmother. Or stepfather.
289. Bodahn Feddic is ejected from the Dwarven Merchant League for being insufficiently cut-throat. He is reinstated shortly thereafter when Sandal climbs into the guild leader's bedroom window and yells Enchantment! 48,000 times.
290. Varric and Leliana go on tour with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
291. A plague sweeps Orzammar, devastating the noble houses. Ruck, Dagda, two nugs, and a potted plant all wind up with seats in the Assembly. They vote unanimously to send out for Chinese.
292. Apparently, the Warden said something about Candlejack. Hawke may ha---

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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 09:06

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 293. Sandal will be a romance option
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Posté 14 octobre 2012 - 11:44

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275. Due to popular demand, one of Hawke's siblings can now be romanced. It's Carver.

275a. To calm fan rage, they change his name to "The Chin" and he's voiced by Bruce Campbell.

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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 12:01

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294 Leliana,Isabela,Morrigan and femhawke form a rock band call themselves The Dragon Agers and go on tour

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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 12:52

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PsychoBlonde wrote...

286. Two words: Richard Simmons.


295.  All combat will be replaced with "Sweatin' to the Oldies" dance-offs.


legbamel wrote...

Palipride47 wrote...
275. Due to popular demand, one of Hawke's siblings can now be romanced. It's Carver.

275a. To calm fan rage, they change his name to "The Chin" and he's voiced by Bruce Campbell.


This made me inexplicably happy.:o

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#287
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 01:28

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If the maker will make an apperance and the voice isn't Fran Drescher, I will be so pissed.

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296. The Inquisitor is actually a prisoner who about to be executed but then saved by a dragon that turn out to be Flemeth, then he/she learned from Flemeth that he/she have dragon blood, the Old God Dragonborn!

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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 02:00

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Nizaris1 wrote...

296. The Inquisitor is actually a prisoner who about to be executed but then saved by a dragon that turn out to be Flemeth, then he/she learned from Flemeth that he/she have dragon blood, the Old God Dragonborn!


Isn't that Skyrim's plot? Image IPB

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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 02:01

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297. Mages will be able to summon a slime mold or a giant amoeba for a short time during combat.

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amggrunt wrote...

Nizaris1 wrote...

296. The Inquisitor is actually a prisoner who about to be executed but then saved by a dragon that turn out to be Flemeth, then he/she learned from Flemeth that he/she have dragon blood, the Old God Dragonborn!


Isn't that Skyrim's plot? Image IPB


Well, inspired by Skyrim...:lol:

#292
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 04:20

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298. Inquisitors will uncover the conspiracy, only to realize they are carrots themselves, as told by M. Night Shamahamalyan.
299. The inquisitor will be voiced by Rob Schneider.

#293
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 05:02

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299b. The female Inquisitor will be voiced by Billie Piper

#294
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 04:20

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300. Dragon Age: Inquisition will have English, French, German, Russian, Qunlat, Italian and Japanese versions.

#295
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 04:42

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301 DA:I was actually already released and it's called Risen.

#296
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 05:46

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302. Kasumi will be romancable
303. Dragon transformation for mages
304. Crispin Freeman as voice actor
305. The darkspawn are Flemeth's solution.

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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 06:16

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Mechler wrote...

305. The darkspawn are Flemeth's solution.


That's worryingly possible...

#298
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Posté 15 octobre 2012 - 10:48

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Mechler wrote...
302. Kasumi will be romancable
303. Dragon transformation for mages
304. Crispin Glover as voice actor
305. The darkspawn are Flemeth's solution.

Fixed that for you.  We wouldn't want rumors we hope might be confirmed popping in here.  Devs might be watching.  :blink:
 [Shush.  It could happen.]

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#299
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Posté 16 octobre 2012 - 12:32

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306. Flemeth is actually a Reaper embodied in a biological form.

#300
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Posté 16 octobre 2012 - 02:31

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307. In character creation you will be able to specify wether your character is a virgin or not, greatly impacting the inevitable romance scene. The amout of beard on your character will also affect your romance scene.
(Edit: Spelling, uhrg)

Modifié par sodomitebastard, 16 octobre 2012 - 02:38 .

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