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[PsychoBlonde]

2832.  If you tell the Iron Bull that you want a commitment, he whips out a branding iron.

[PsychoBlonde]

2833.  Blackwall got sent on sabbatical from the Grey Wardens because he was a little too persistent in suggesting that the way to solve the Darkspawn problem was to pour boiling water into the Deep Roads.  No matter how many times the other Wardens explained that the Darkspawn are not ants and a pot of boiling water was unlikely to help, he still kept suggesting it.

[Gamercat]

2834. Solas was actually a burlesque dancer before he joined the inquisition.

[TheEternalStudent]

2833.  Blackwall got sent on sabbatical from the Grey Wardens because he was a little too persistent in suggesting that the way to solve the Darkspawn problem was to pour boiling water into the Deep Roads.  No matter how many times the other Wardens explained that the Darkspawn are not ants and a pot of boiling water was unlikely to help, he still kept suggesting it.

Enough water and it probably would work, I don't think Darkspawn have gills.

 

2835. Flemeth is the OGB.

[cJohnOne]

2836.  There's a kill Rats in the Larder quest.

[Gtdef]

2837. If you play a dwarf you are not tall enough to close the fade tears. You are forced to have IB in the party to lift you.

[Pohleetakal]

2838. When in conversation with Leliana, if you have developed your Inquisition far enough she will randomly introduce the Inquisitor to Altair, Ezio, Connor, Aveline, and Edward from the Assassins Creed games, and then rapidly dispatches them all at once, saying nastily: "Pathetic creatures, I was an assassin before being an assassin was COOL!"- then switching to her normal voice -"..now, Inquisitor, if there's ANYTHING you need (gestures to the five bodies), you know who to call on"

[Gamercat]

2839. Tuesday's are taco night at skyhold!

[Little Princess Peach]

2840-Bioare where just trolling us with the romances Cullen is not a romance

2841-Bianca is Varric's Mother...

2842-Dog comes back but hes a german shepard!

[Little Princess Peach]

2842-Vivian is really  Lilianna in a cosplay outfit you heard it first folks!

[PsychoBlonde]

Enough water and it probably would work, I don't think Darkspawn have gills.

 

Enough water AND enough power to boil it all.  Not a winning proposition, and the dwarves that still live underground probably won't appreciate their involuntary dip in the hot tub.

[PsychoBlonde]

2844.  You can get Darkspawn goo out of your clothes with OxyClean.

2844a. And, in a shocking twist, you can get Darkspawn corruption out of your body with a colonic cleanse.  Yes, all that death and destruction caused by inefficient pooping.

[cJohnOne]

2845.  In a major surprise there's no Spiders in DAI.                                          Because Someone said ick and Ew.

[PsychoBlonde]

2846.  Varric comes very close to killing several important NPC's because they insist on pronouncing it "Bee-yank-a" instead of "Bee-ahn-ka".

[Gamercat]

2847. Almost all of the companions in DA:I will at some point in the game rage about not getting a beta code to access the Dragon Age keep.

[Pohleetakal]

2848. When we confront the members of our Inquisition, angry at the lack of progress and clues as to the whereabouts of the Elder One, desperate for a solution to our mounting problems, we are interrupted by English electropop singer Little Boots, who informs us that we should dance with our enemy because she has a remedy.....oh, uh oh, uh oh......

[cJohnOne]

2849.  Wynne comes back from the dead, again To wash Alistairs socks.

[PsychoBlonde]

2847. Almost all of the companions in DA:I will at some point in the game rage about not getting a beta code to access the Dragon Age keep.

2847a.  They will also comment on the selections you made for your Warden and Hawke.  "The Warden sounds like a real d-bag."  "Awww, why'd you kill Anders?" etc.

[Orian Tabris]

2850. The Divine announces the new age early, after getting off her face one night.

 

(Anyone want to contribute? I can't think of a good Age name.)

[TheChosenOne]

2850. The Divine announces the new age early, after getting off her face one night.

 

(Anyone want to contribute? I can't think of a good Age name.)

 

The Holy **** age

[cJohnOne]

2851.  By popular demand there will be a boob slider in the Sims.  Oops wrong game.

[Gamercat]

2852. Iron bull uses the inquisition's hard earned money to get breast implants.

[Orian Tabris]

2852. Iron bull uses the inquisition's hard earned money to get breast implants.

2852a. This only happens if the Inquisitor is female.

2852b. Iron Bull only uses a small portion of it.

2852c. It just so happens that FemQuizzy was going to use it to increase the size of her own breasts.

2852d. The player can only use a certain amount of money earnt, if the Inquisitor is female. This is because the rest was supposed to go to the surgery.

[Gamercat]

2852e. After seeing female inquizzy and Ironbull's breast implants, the rest of the companions decide they want some.

2852f. They exhaust the treasury by purchasing gold plated implants.
2852g. Vivienne Completely devastates the treasury by purchasing Diamond plate.

[satunnainen]

2853. Fade is actually The Matrix. Maker was the original programmer of the mat.. fade, but he forgot to install a proper virus scanner and a firewall, so the matr.. fade got corrupted by ancient Tevinter hackers. Currently it is filled by various malvare programs which take the forms of demons and spirits.

 

2854. Since nothing in fade is real and anything is possible there, all the fighting in the fade will be done with lightsabers. The main boss in the fade is a hooded man wearing a red/black mask and double lightsabers. He does not talk, except in the end. When he is about to die and he falls into a giant ventilationshaft yelling his only line: Nooooooooooooooooo.....