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[Pohleetakal]

2855. Just to prove how tough he is, the as yet unrevealed secret 10th companion is Wrex, who's only phrase in dialogue is "I'll squash those Venatori like bugs, keep 'em coming"

[BloodyTalon]

2856: You can play Mage, Mage, Templar! in the bar of Skyhold with all members of the Inquisition present.

[cJohnOne]

2857.  Evil you melts down the Star metal to power a massive death ray.   Mwhahahahahahha.!!!!

[Gamercat]

2858. "Operation Anaconda is a new program designed to deal with prisoners of the inquisition.  They have the option to be thrown into a pit of poisonous snakes or to go into a room and have NIcki MInaj Twerk on them. Prisoners choose the snake pit almost every time.

[Wolfen09]

^ there are so many things wrong with that statement ^

 

2859.  Watch what you wear when you go into skyhold's tavern, if you play cards with your troops and lose enough, you will permanently lose your equipment

[cJohnOne]

2860.  The city elves have an uprising because of lack of wine.

[Gamercat]

2861. The inquisitor hears word of a group of people inside a magical place akin to the fade called "the internet" And how they have been spreading unconfirmed rumours that are perhaps harmful to the inquisition. The inquisitor has to decide which advisor's forces to dispatch to deal with this issue.

[BloodyTalon]

2862: Blackwall and Varric can swamp some hair...meaning Blackwall can get Varric's chest hair and Varric his beard.

[cJohnOne]

2863.  Dwarf Noble wants dancing girls.  Lots of them.

[Pohleetakal]

2864. At any random point in the game, whether relaxing in Skyhold or out on a mission, the Inquisitor will be interrupted by Thomas Sanders, funnyman/singer of Vine fame, doing one of his "narrating people's lives" pranks:

"As the Inquisitor approached the camp of the Dalish, he couldn't help but wish that he too had such lovely pointy ears" 

[mousestalker]

2860.  The city elves have an uprising because of lack of wine.

2865. The city elves uprising fails because of lack of whine.

[Gamercat]

2866. The entire game is in Japanese. No, they won't release any other versions in other languages, stop asking!

[Pohleetakal]

2867. The game will be so full of content, encompassing so many different surprising and magical moments, that extra rifts will just open up in Thedas because the world will just have too much stuff in it

[BloodyTalon]

2868: Varric talk sings most of the game.

[Pohleetakal]

2869. The game will be so epic that even a few hours of playing will have everyone desperate for Dragon Age 4, to the extent that one of the easter eggs/secrets to be found will be a secret message at the end which says "Get back to your next playthrough of DA:I, games like this aren't made overnight you know!"...before a Roman numeral "IV" quickly appears on screen, only to be quickly and unceremoniously kicked away by the Iron Bull, who then coughs and walks away like nothing happened

[cJohnOne]

2870.  All the races fight to corner the market on Barbershops.

[Gamercat]

2871. It turns out that Blackwall is a furry. He makes the inquisitor wear cat ears and a tail for his romance scene.

[Wolfen09]

2872.  The world is tearing itself apart and needs someone to fix it, the player will spend most of their time doing fetch quests that wont help save the world at all....  but you get a really nice hat

[Farci Reprimer]

2873. Shockingly The entire plot of Inquisition is mainly based on 90s Power Ranger show. You didnt hear this from me okay? Held in top secret in Bioware you know...

          http://a.pomf.se/mknflb.webm

 

[BloodyTalon]

2874: There will be no "love" scenes instead all romances will have a tango scene.

[Wolfen09]

2875.  All battles will have background music when you enter them....  its Devo's "whip it"............ you cannot change it

[cJohnOne]

2876.  Once again the Cheese Knife will be an excellent choice for adventurers .

[Gamercat]

2877. At the end of the final battle a portal appears. The inquisitor steps through and it turns out that the portal leads to a nightclub in the middle of a huge rave. This is a very awkward situation in which we find out our hero has epilepsy.

[sophisticated shepard]

2878. The ''maker'' is actually

[UniformGreyColor]

Warden and Hawk have to fight each other, not to the death of course, to see who will be the next inquisitor.