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[Just My Moniker]

2880. If no companions are chosen when the Inquisitor leaves Skyhold, he or she is accompanied by Sir Robin's minstrels (>.>)

 

"Bravely bold Trevelyan, bold Trevelyan, rode forth from Skyhold! He was not afraid to die Ooooh brave Trevelyan!" 

[Wolfen09]

2881.  the developers have decided to scrap all current game content in favor of gameplay they affectionately refer to as whack-a-nug

[PsychoBlonde]

2882.  Josephine has developed bizspeak to such a peak of effectiveness that she can kill a man at 50 yards simply by uttering the word "synergistic".
2882a.  If you ask nicely enough and give her presents, she will teach you this deadly art.

2882b.  It leads to a showdown where you defeat one of the Elder One's greatest minions by clever use of the dreaded Employee Performance Review.

[Eveangaline]

2883. 7 years after it's release, someone will discover a glitch in it that allows us to capture the rare 151st dragon

[Gamercat]

2882c. Horrible Grammar is Josephine's only weakness.

[BloodyTalon]

2884: There will be a mud pit in Skyhold where people can wrestle.

[Gamercat]

2884: There will be a mud pit in Skyhold where people can wrestle.

2884a. Female characters will have their wrestling confined to the Jello pits.

[PsychoBlonde]

2885.  Rule one of the Inquisition is that you do not talk about the Inquisition . . .

[BloodyTalon]

2886: You can buff Iron Bull's horns to a perfect shine.

[mentos]

2887. If you choose the necromancer spec you can summon the spirit of the adoring fan from oblivion and you'll be stuck with him as a follower for the rest of the game

[PsychoBlonde]

2888.  It turns out that Tyler Du The Elder One is actually the Inquisitor's alter-ego and that whole Fade thing was actually you suffering a psychotic break.

[cJohnOne]

2889.  Morrigan and Leliana snub each other and don't go shoe shopping.

[dragonflight288]

2890: Cassandra goes shoe shopping with Morrigan instead. 

[BloodyTalon]

2891: There will be two pet rats kept in Skyhold if you side with mages.  Their  names will be Pinky and The Brain

[mentos]

2892. Dorian and the male inquisitor share tips on how to apply guyliner

[boissiere]

2893 Oghren will break your inquisitor's skull in the middle of the game.

[BloodyTalon]

2894: You can moowalk around the fade and is consider the fastest way to travel it.

[AlexiaRevan]

2895: the breach actually is a graphic error and just green paint . You will be using Kleenex to 'Close' them down . 

[Pohleetakal]

2896. When (if????) our own Warden appears, in whatever context that happens, the game will pause and a message will appear on screen saying "Countdown to collective Dragon Age fan squeal in 5, 4, 3......", and when it hits 1, we all hear each other squealing together....only to be interrupted by the voice of an elcor saying: "Smugly, I told you you would love this game.....excitedly, hope to see you in space soon"...at which point we ALL faint

[PsychoBlonde]

2897.  There will be a lengthy side quest where you have to retrieve one of your companions from a Desire Demon that looks EXACTLY like David Bowie.  Instead of the Towers of Hanoi, you get to do that tiresome two guards puzzle.

[PsychoBlonde]

2897a.  You also find a rowboat surrounded by cabbages, goats, wolves, missionaries, and cannibals.

[Gamercat]

2898. Qunari now only wear Victoria's Secret into battle.

[BloodyTalon]

2899: There will be chainmail bikinis for both male and female chars.

[AlexiaRevan]

2900: The Old one actually doesn't exist.....his voice is merely a recording you will be chasing during your adventure 

[Gamercat]

2900: The Old one actually doesn't exist.....his voice is merely a recording you will be chasing during your adventure 

*elder one