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[BloodyTalon]

2921: Rual Paul will be one of the voices for the Mage Leadership.

[skulldogx]

Being able to climb rocky Mountains with my mount ;3

[satunnainen]

2922. As a very late (night) addition to the game, there will be a short, old, bald guy you can tap on the head when you go past him. 

[Pohleetakal]

2923. One of the side quests will involve having to start a social media campaign throughout Thedas to help the Inquisition, with the hashtags including::

 

#WeLoveTheInquisition

#SayNoToTheVenatori

#ThedasHatesTheElderOne

[Warden Nick]

2918.  If you spend too long dicking around with the character creator, your character gets annoyed at you and starts complaining with increasing loudness until you make up your mind and start the dang game.

2918a. Your character creator has a time limit. Incase you spend over an hour in it your character will start complaining and will design itself 

[BloodyTalon]

2924: There will be red bull drinks in the game, that give you wings to help fight dragons and other things.

2924A: Iron Bull makes the drinks in the game

[Gamercat]

2925. Iggy Azalea is the hidden 10th companion.

[PsychoBlonde]

2924: There will be red bull drinks in the game, that give you wings to help fight dragons and other things.

2924A: Iron Bull makes the drinks in the game

2924b.  You don't want to know HOW he makes them.

[ObserverStatus]

2926. Merrill will not reappear in Dragon Age Inquisition, because Sheryl Chee actually *did* nom her head.

[Pohleetakal]

2927. If you fail to clear enough of the tears appearing across Thedas, your playthrough will be crippled by actual screen tearing

[Gamercat]

2928. All sex scenes are only comprised of gratuitous shots of bum.

[Hibernating]

2925. Iggy Azalea is the hidden 10th companion.

and shes so, so fancy?

[mousestalker]

and shes so, so fancy?

2929. At least one she will come in handy.

2929a. She is particularly useful at the Keep.

[davidselite737]

2930. The "rookery" at skyhold will be for raising war ostriches.. watch out they bite.. And the table is for playing rook with occasionally with your newly hired executioner.

 

 

[DRTJR]

2930. The "rookery" at skyhold will be for raising war ostriches.. watch out they bite.. And the table is for playing rook with occasionally with your newly hired executioner.

2930a. It turns out DA:I is a stealthy reboot of Joust

[Just My Moniker]

2932. If Solas' mana is drained, he gains access to a unique, sustained ability that gives him a 50% chance to deflect magic attacks with his shiny noggin. 

[cJohnOne]

2933.  The new sport of Billiards takes Fereldan by storm.

[Wolfen09]

2934.  If you fail to defeat the elder one, the whole world ousts your inquisitor who winds up working the drive thru at a wendy's in par vollen

[Lieutenant Kurin]

2890: Cassandra goes shoe shopping with Morrigan instead. 

 

2890a. And no, you cannot sit with them.

 

2928. All sex scenes are only comprised of gratuitous shots of bum.

2928a. All bum shots are of the Iron Bull, whether or not he is your romance option, or even recruited.

 

2935. There is the ability to dance at the Orlesian Ball, the same dance as everyone else. Twerking.

2935a. Once again, Iron Bull will always be present, and twerking himself, whether you invited him or not.

[Gamercat]

2935b. All dance scenes at the orlesian ball will be Gratuitous shots of Iron bull twerking. There are no further plot devices or important story events. This is all that happens.

[Pohleetakal]

2936. Once the story is complete, Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter will write + publish a book in Thedas called: "Inquisited! How liberals and their Inquisition allies destroyed the almighty Elder One and the noble Venatori"

[satunnainen]

To continue the theme of the thread today:

 

2937 Less than serious Inquisitor has an opportunity to teach empress Celenes elven cervant staff the new hot dance: twerking. Later in the game the rumor says, that the empress has hired Antivan Crows to find the inventor of this dance and make sure he/she gets the message that the empress is quite unhappy. 

[Lamppost In Winter]

2938: If Alistair is King, you will visit the Royal Palace, only to find that he's renamed it "the Palacestair".

[BloodyTalon]

2939: Under Blackwall's beard is no chin just another weapon.