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[cJohnOne]

2940.  Golems and Ogres have a boulder throwing contest.   Who wins?

[Gamercat]

2941. There's been a spelling error, the game is actually called "Drag Age: Inquisition" Every one is transgendered.

[PsychoBlonde]

2942.  You will be able to have a romance with an NPC who has their own group of companions, basically turning the Inquisition into the Brady Bunch.

[BloodyTalon]

2943: If The Inquisitor chooses to do the love scene with their LI, a desire demon will pop up and take control of them for a time...

[Gamercat]

2944. The inquisition almost doesn't make it in time to stop the Elder one because Vivienne can't decide which lip gloss to wear.

[wicked cool]

2945-wearing mantle of the inquisition will "pump you up".

[Titans1226]

2944. The inquisition almost doesn't make in time to stop the Elder one because Vivienne can't decide which lip gloss to wear.

[Pohleetakal]

2946. Blackwall, near the end of the game and after much probing from the Inquisitor and other curious members of the Inquisition who seem wholly fascinated by his stoic nature and firm demeanour, turns to the camera, speaking directly to us, the player, and says: "I've stood here waiting for you to bang the gong", before launching a LONG speech about his life, which ends with him turning to the camera and saying, in a cold, thoughtful voice: "I live for the applause, applause, applause...."

[PsychoBlonde]

2947.  Skyhold is so disgusting when you first arrive that it drives Josephine mildly crazy--she kidnaps your first visitors, blindfolds them, and forces them to sniff piles of rubbish she has doused with Febreze.

[satunnainen]

2948. To save the whales.. or possibly wales... from global warming, the game engine will watch the temperatures of the processors and gpu. When it exceeds a certain treshold the game will switch to 8-bit graphics and 640x480 screen size, which should give the system a lot less load.

[cJohnOne]

2949.  Dishes for Salads will be called bio Ware.

[cJohnOne]

live for applause plause liverly

[BloodyTalon]

2950: Thr Grand Oak relocates to Skyhold's courtyard leaving The Inquisitor with a tough choice.

[DRTJR]

2950: Thr Grand Oak relocates to Skyhold's courtyard leaving The Inquisitor with a tough choice.

A choice that is not.

If I had not my Poet Tree with guilt I'd be fraught. 

 

2951. Black wall is not actually a human but a Dwarf in a human robot.

[Ferico21]

2952:The game ends in a massive celebration where all the heros and their companions rejoice in a magnificant party.
In the morning the warden, hawke, and inquisitor, all awaken with no memory of last night to find a dragon in their pantry, a random baby quanari, a new tear in the sky that wasnt there before, and sandal is missing...again!
Throughout the next 24 hours they slowly discover what happened while learning the value true of friendship

[Mr.Hmm]

2953: The Nugs are gonna reign supreme.

[Pohleetakal]

This is actually an utterly weird little dream when I drifted off for a nap a couple of days ago, but it would be SO freaky if it happened lol.....

 

2954. During the moment when we are introduced to Dorian, a bunch of real-life human characters interrupt the game to shout homophobic abuse and "gay agenda" etc.  comments... only to be interrupted by me, Josh Hutcherson, Sofia Vergara, and the members of Degeneration X, all wearing the DX t-shirts with the DX music playing....but we can't get rid of the haters, so the Iron Bull casually walks onscreen, gets rid of all of them, picks me up in his arms, and runs away

 

OMFG, I NEED the Dragon Age Keep to be opened up soon, this DA drought is making me crazy 

[Gamercat]

2955. All swords are replaced with giant baguettes.

[cJohnOne]

2956.  Sten comes to challenge Alistair to rule Fereldan and also to bring cookies for Dog.

[BloodyTalon]

2957: Has The Inquisitor you must remember everyone's birthday, manage workloads, micromanage and promote synergy, like a boss.

[satunnainen]

2958. The default gameplay (taking the default character, doing the quests in default order, doing the default choices, etc) Is synchronized with Pink Floyds "Echoes" playing nonstop.

[Gamercat]

2959. A gym complete with weights, treadmills, and bikes will be added to skyhold.

2959a. The gym will be completely stocked with Gatorade which seems to work in exactly the same manor as health potions.

2959b. There is no limit to the amount of gatorade you can have in your inventory.

[Pirate of Ferelden]

2959c.  Every NPC in the gym will be voiced by Freddie Prinze, Jr.

[cJohnOne]

2960.  DA2: Exalted March t-shirts are found for cheap throughout Thedas.

[DRTJR]

2961. For every major "Boss Monster" that Cole is present for its defeat there will be an origami version of said "Boss Monster" in his room.