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[PsychoBlonde]

2962.  It turns out that the Elder One's only powers are the possession of an enormous ego and seven hundred thousand glow sticks.

[Gamercat]

2962.  It turns out that the Elder One's only powers are the possession of an enormous ego and seven hundred thousand glow sticks.

2962a. The Elder One is actually the Wizard of Oz.

[UniformGreyColor]

There will only be ONE skill to choose for DA:I and you get it when you complete 51% of the game. You heard it here first folks. X ]

[PsychoBlonde]

2962a. The Elder One is actually the Wizard of Oz.

 

2962b.  Varric is the Lion, Cassandra is the Tin Man, and Solas is the Scarecrow.

[Lieutenant Kurin]

2962b.  Varric is the Lion, Cassandra is the Tin Man, and Solas is the Scarecrow.

2962c. The Inquisitor is Dorothy and the Iron Bull is Toto.

[satunnainen]

2962c. The Inquisitor is Dorothy and the Iron Bull is Toto.

2962d. You will defeat the first boss by crashlanding a farmhouse on it. 

[Little Princess Peach]

2963- The reason why the warden is not in the game is because he/she is the Inquisitor

2963a- reason why the pc has a glowing hand it's because they ran out of flash lights

[giveamanafish...]

2964

 

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[Gileadan]

2964 -  DA:I will feature reverse romances, controlled by the companions instead of the player. Once a randomly determined companion replies with a dialogue line that is marked with a heart icon, the protagonist is considered to be in a romance with them. Any neutral or unfriendly dialogue options towards that companion will become greyed out and unavailable.

[PsychoBlonde]

2965.  Three words: Pumpkin Spice Lyrium.

[cJohnOne]

2966.  The government of Fereldan gives out coffee needed for late night sessions on a the new addictive Dragon Age:Inquisition game.

[UniformGreyColor]

2967.

 

At some point in the game the mages are going to have a huge orgy with one another.

[Pohleetakal]

2968. To recognise + celebrate the wonderful news around gay marriage across the US in the last week or so, there will be a scene in which, confronted by the Elder One and the Venatori, my Inquisitor, my Hawke, my Warden, and all my previous female and male romances, will start singing "I am what I am", before wiping away the tears, joining in a group hug, and then turning to our opponents and saying: "Oh sorry about that, now lets get back to the business of DESTROYING YOU ALL!"

[Gamercat]

2968. To recognise + celebrate the wonderful news around gay marriage across the US in the last week or so, there will be a scene in which, confronted by the Elder One and the Venatori, my Inquisitor, my Hawke, my Warden, and all my previous female and male romances, will start singing "I am what I am", before wiping away the tears, joining in a group hug, and then turning to our opponents and saying: "Oh sorry about that, now lets get back to the business of DESTROYING YOU ALL!"

2968a. The moment is ruined when the homophobic panda shows up.

[Little Princess Peach]

2969-the entire game is based on some guys dream nothing happend

[BloodyTalon]

2970: If you choose to fight and go around without any armor/clothing that covers your chest, The song I'm Too Sexy will play(A special version of it.)

[Lieutenant Kurin]

2971: The ending of DAI will require you to choose to side with one of three factions: Mages, Templars or Green.

[Eveangaline]

2972: Choosing to go into town without any armor/clothing will get you send to the town lock up for public indecency. I mean really, there are oddly identical children around, they shouldn't be seeing ripped chests or boobs.

[Wolfen09]

2962c. The Inquisitor is Dorothy and the Iron Bull is Toto.

 

am i the only one who is concerned with iron bull being toto?

 

2973.  Running around and jumping a lot during exploration will get disapproval from varric, you are notified of this by his offhand comments...  "not all of us can run around leaping and jumping all the time, think of the short legged people of the world damnit."

[Lebanese Dude]

2971: The ending of DAI will require you to choose to side with one of three factions: Mages, Templars or Green.

2791b) The Green choice causes a second green explosion to occur over the Qunari lands. The Qunari go extinct. The mages and templars become half-mage/half-Templar and a side effect is that their magic is permanently suppressed. Dwarves to out of business since lyrium has been depleted and they slowly retreat into underground caves never to be seen again. Over the years the elves become extinct thanks to mating with humans.
The remaining humans rename Thedas into Earth.

That's how our world came to be. Beware the Dwarven mole people.

[Wolfen09]

That's how our world came to be. Beware the Dwarven mole people.

 

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2971c)  Choosing the mages gets the inquisitor killed as they drain his/her blood for power

2971d)  Choosing the templars gets the inquisitor killed as they consider him/her an abomination.... cause you know, circus clowns are all abominations

[cJohnOne]

2974.  There's a fund raiser in DAI so that other people can get new computers that can play DAI.

[Yggdrasil]

2975.  Each companion has a body double that they let get eaten by a dragon.  Solas' goes first.

[Muspade]

2976. Half-way through the game, every companion and advisor available transforms into Varric Tethras.

[Gamercat]

2977. Varric moonlights for the inquisition in drag.  His drag name is scout harding.