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[Sephard]

2978. Dorian and Iron Bull will do the Tango together, when both of them are gifted the legendary item "Dancing Shoes - the Elder One will not need them anymore", which will drop ONLY (!) by trying to convince the Elder One to help you choose one of those sexy men.

[Gamercat]

2980. Oddly enough the inquisitor and the Elder One start dating once all of this is hashed out.

[PsychoBlonde]

2981.  If you outfit your Inquisitor all in purple clothing that horribly clashes with your green hand, you gain the Fashion Disaster power which blinds enemies.

[PsychoBlonde]

2982.  One of the alternate storylines involves the "Giant Bolder Proposal" in which an enormous chunk of rock is rolled into place on top of the Breach so any demons attempting to exit will simply materialize inside the rock and instantly die.

[cJohnOne]

2983.  Healing magic will be need for sore mouse hands for controlling the game.  If they are like my old round mouse  it will cause pain. 

[BloodyTalon]

2984: The Inquisition can get help from the black divine.

[Gamercat]

2985. There is an unlimited supply of chicken nuggets at skyhold.

[cJohnOne]

2986.  There's a Magic specialization called annoying magic. Featuring Itchy  on the back where you can't scratch it spell.

[cJohnOne]

2987.  There's a new round craker called puttin on the Ritz.

[BloodyTalon]

2988: A sarcastic Imquestior will have access to the world's smallest violin.

[Wolfen09]

2989.  Decorating skyhold properly will earn you empress celene's support (yep, thats all it takes.... pfft orlesians)

[PsychoBlonde]

2989a.  Unfortunately that "support" turns out to be a magical girdle.

 

2990.  You will be able to silence all opposition to your court decisions by making use of the Chewbacca defense.

2991.  There will be frivolous lawsuits, approx. 67% of them instigated by Sera, who turns out to be extremely litigious.

[Gamercat]

2992. At the end of it all the inquisitor says F*** it and starts a theater troup with the companions and advisors.

[Muspade]

2993. After completing Dragon age: Inquisition one hundred times, you receive the true "ending" of the game.

[cJohnOne]

2994.  DAI will be a turned based Strategy game and the critics will gush over it!

[cJohnOne]

2995.  There's a black market chocolate ring running out of an interdimensional portal in an elven ruin.

[Gamercat]

2996. The douchy male inquisitor insists on every one addressing him as "Himquisitor"

[PsychoBlonde]

2997.  The first post-release DLC will add a difficulty mode called "We Hate You" in which your party members acquire realistic injuries, including breaking bones simply from jumping off 5' high boxes and landing poorly.  One of the companions dies due to an untreated salmonella infection contracted from some improperly stored rations.  Two are hospitalized from bee stings after attempting to load jars of bees, and four are permanently crippled due to miscellaneous combat injuries.

[Gamercat]

2998. Every Saturday night there is a Sockhop at Skyhold.

[cJohnOne]

2999.  The body models for females won't have big enough boobs causing me to boycott BioWare games all the way until the next MassEffect comes out.

[BloodyTalon]

3000: You can visit the Sanatorium and hang out with Varric's brother if he is still alive.

[Girtuoklis]

3001.If your Inquisitor will choose to support Celine over Gaspard then his hairstyle will be forcefully changed into this

 

[cJohnOne]

3002.  To level up you need to Cast a spell.  This spell has a very long cool down period.  Procrastinators in the game are rewarded with higher levels.

[Loghain_The_Lawless]

3003. Iron Bull will indignantly tell people: "Hey! Watch the eye patch!"

[cJohnOne]

3004.  The only attribute you can increase is Strength so by the end of the game every character looks like a male bodybuilder on steroids.