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[Pink Pony]

308. All the characters will be of an indiscriminate sex to avoid arguments over sexual orientation.
309. All the characters will speak in a Monty Python French accent.
310. There will be a mode where your only options are in character creation. In it you can choose your character's sex, race, appearance, class, specializations, sexual orientation, and disposition. After that the game will play itself. (I actually would try this mode.)
311. All of the game's writers will be portrayed in it, and they will all be romanceable.
312. The new song will be sung by an Elvis impersonator.
313. The game will be done as an opera.

Modifié par Pink Pony, 16 octobre 2012 - 03:02 .

[Palipride47]

314. All of the buttons are awesome buttons.

[TMZuk]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Don't forget

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a romance option..

You know, in the Fallout: New Vegas DLC Old World Blues, your character could have a conversation with his/her own brain. And... when I played as a female character, she was able to use the Black Widow perk on her own brain! A disturbing idea and her brain thought so too!

That was so over the top hillarious!

[mousestalker]

315. Regardless of what side of the conflict the PC ends up on, he or she will have the opportunity to be called 'rebel scum' by a bald villain.

316. Said bald villain will be wearing a dress and a sneer at the time.

[Palipride47]

Due to fan demands, Bioware has decided that:
- Characters will no longer be "player sexual" or "bisexual"

They have also decided that Cullen will be strictly homosexual.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

mousestalker wrote...

315. Regardless of what side of the conflict the PC ends up on, he or she will have the opportunity to be called 'rebel scum' by a bald villain.

316. Said bald villain will be wearing a dress and a sneer at the time.

317. The leaders of both factions end up going insane/stupid, forcing the player to kill them.

[Urzon]

318: To add more realism to the game, there is now a 5% chance to break your neck, meaning instant Game Over, while running down slippery steps.

319: All references refering to the companions will now use the pronoun "S/he". This is to end any and all arguements over sexual preferences.

320: The main villain is rumored to be Random Villager#37. S/he has been watching the entire time.

321: All buyers of the DA3 game can mail in all their personal information and 10$ to enter a raffle for a pony. A PONY!

Modifié par Urzon, 18 octobre 2012 - 09:21 .

[Palipride47]

Urzon wrote...

318: To add more realism to the game, there is now a 5% chance to break your neck, meaning instant Game Over, while running down slippery steps.

319: All references refering to the companions will now use the pronoun "S/he". This is to end any and all arguements over sexual preferences.

320: The main villain is rumored to be Random Villager#37. S/he has been watching the entire time.

321: All buyers of the DA3 game can mail in all their personal information and 10$ to enter a raffle for a pony. A PONY!

You mean an in-game pony, right? 

[mousestalker]

322. One of the adventures in the new game will be "Revolt of the Socks".

[sodomitebastard]

323. In order to make the difference between races even more clear, all dwarves will get even shorter, broader around the shoulders and have pink or turquoise hair.

324. To promote gender equality, the option to slap the buttocks of male servants will be available.

Modifié par sodomitebastard, 18 octobre 2012 - 04:44 .

[Quicksilver26]

325. Cassandra will only be romanceable by the female PC

Modifié par Quicksilver26, 18 octobre 2012 - 05:03 .

[Palipride47]

326. After running away to Orlais, Fenris ends up re-enslaved....to fashion!

[Faerloch]

327. You will be able to romance Dog, and his/her puppies.

Modifié par Faerloch, 18 octobre 2012 - 08:07 .

[The _Inquisition]

328-All Orlesians will address the Inquisitor as Paddy

[PsychoBlonde]

sodomitebastard wrote...

323. In order to make the difference between races even more clear, all dwarves will get even shorter, broader around the shoulders and have pink or turquoise hair.

323a. Elves are now bright green and apparently made out of rubber.
323b. Qunari can occasionally be heard to moo.

329.  Race options HAVE returned.  You can play as a Human, a Mabari, a Fex, or one of those horrible giggly green things from Mark of the Assassin.
330.  The horrible giggly green thing Origin is . . . disturbing.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 18 octobre 2012 - 09:03 .

[rapscallioness]

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20. They've added a 4th tone option: Bat**** Insane.

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331. The 4th ToneOption will be voiced by Samuel L. Jackson. Regardless of gender.

Modifié par rapscallioness, 18 octobre 2012 - 09:10 .

[dpixie87]

332. DA3 will include new and improved jiggle physics! This will have unfortunate side-effect that busty characters will occasionally be knocked out by their own breasts in combat.

[PsychoBlonde]

333. Not to be outdone, the Inquisitor's face has smears of Nutella, peanut butter, AND cool whip.
334.  Having heard the pleas about "whiny emo guys", the companion list will consist entirely of: Kaiden, Anomen, Carth Onasi, Sky, Fenris, and Emo Zombie Anders.  All will be voiced by Raphael Sbarge and Cam Clarke speaking in unison.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 18 octobre 2012 - 09:58 .

[legbamel]

335. All Orlesian nobles will be voiced by Gerard Depardieu, regardless of gender.

[rapscallioness]

336. In honor of the new "BatShyte Insane" Hero, the Chantry will alter the Chant of Light to "M*thaF*kr, What!?!".

This will bring an unprecedented surge of popularity to the Chantry. As denizens from across Thedas take to streets during the annual Festival of M.F.'s dressed as ...pickled eggs.

[sodomitebastard]

337. The soundtrack will be composed by Inon Zur and autotuned by The Gregory Brothers.

[themikefest]

338. Femshep will ask the main character to help her get back to the ME universe in time for ME4

[FINE HERE]

Faerloch wrote...

327. You will be able to romance Dog, and his/her puppies.

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE WROTE THIS!

[FINE HERE]

339. The PC will be chased by a giant hedgehog named Spiny Normal that would constantly call the PC "Dinsdale."

[mousestalker]

340. The default bra cup size in Dragon Age: Inquisition will be a 'D' cup. For the men.