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[mousestalker]

360. Your character will be able to have any eye colour imaginable, as long as it's brown.

[Palipride47]

362. For realism, if you choose a female PC, your prologue will be spent fixing your hair and touching up your makeup. After every battle, you will replay this sequence.

sodomitebastard wrote...

359. In order to unlock the door to the final boss, you will have to craft a key. In order to get the materials to this key you will have to connect your Dragon Age with Facebook and send requests to your friends, urging them for help.

SHHH!!! DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!! But either through Facebook or EA's Pogo. 

363. Even if Anders is killed, Justice will return, inhabiting the body of Ser Pounce-a-lot.

Modifié par Palipride47, 21 octobre 2012 - 07:31 .

[FINE HERE]

365. A troll will be living under the bridge to the castle, repeating various quotes from the BSN forums' trolls.

[Palipride47]

Corvus I wrote...

366. Intimate clothing will auto equip in camp for females. Males will auto equip in grayish holey jockeys.

367. Intimate clothing will equip automatically before and after sex scenes. Fans will bemoan that it wasn't realistic enough since you don't put on undies right after sex.

368. Whether you enjoyed your sexual encounter will be based on personality and friendship/rivalry.

Modifié par Palipride47, 21 octobre 2012 - 08:13 .

[Palipride47]

Corvus I wrote...

369. Bi sexual NPCs will be denoted with an exclamation mark above their heads. All others will be hetero or ******.

370. All companions and NPCs will be bisexual. You will be strictly homosexual. 

[labargegrrrl]

FINE HERE wrote...

365. A troll will be living under the bridge to the castle, repeating various quotes from the BSN forums' trolls.

...but since we'd all LOVE to see that, it will be same-day DLC.

[Palipride47]

labargegrrrl wrote...

FINE HERE wrote...

365. A troll will be living under the bridge to the castle, repeating various quotes from the BSN forums' trolls.

...but since we'd all LOVE to see that, it will be same-day DLC.

That you cannot uninstall. And if you do not speak to the troll within ten days and speak to it every three ays after that, your game keys will be deactivated and you can never play it again. 

[septembervirgin]

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

371.  Sweet Baby Jesus is LI in DA3.

Modifié par septembervirgin, 21 octobre 2012 - 09:52 .

[Palipride47]

372. Endings are Red, Blue, Green. Multiplayer adds Orange, Pink, Silver

[Faerloch]

373. The setting for Inquisition will include provinces of Skyrim.

[sodomitebastard]

374. Due to an assumed popular demand, Jethann will at the start of the game be the PCs boyfriend, regardless of what gender the PC is.

[PsychoBlonde]

375. There will be a quest in which you convince a Harvester to become a vegetarian and assist in the gathering of crops. The peasantry appeals for job protection.
376. The Orlesian Chantry erects Big Butter Andraste. Tragic events ensue.

[Palipride47]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

375. There will be a quest in which you convince a Harvester to become a vegetarian and assist in the gathering of crops. The peasantry appeals for job protection.
376. The Orlesian Chantry erects Big Butter Andraste. Tragic events ensue.

377. In response to the tragic events of Big Butter Andraste, they erect Holy Cheese Wheel of Andraste. The percentage of the populace suffering from coronary artery disease spikes 743%.

Modifié par Palipride47, 21 octobre 2012 - 11:19 .

[Dintonta]

Palipride47 wrote...
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377. In response to the tragic events of Big Butter Andraste, they erect Holy Cheese Wheel of Andraste. The percentage of the populace suffering from coronary artery disease spikes 743%.

Tsk... Tsk... No religious topics here on the BSN! Cheese is 'sacred matter' to some of us. Do not blasphem about it!

378. Upon His return, the Maker will turn all the Orlesian rivers into streams of wine, showing His andrastrian faithful followers He has not remained deaf to their pleas.
Complete anarchy will ensue, deciding Him to give up on humankind forever.

[PsychoBlonde]

379. It is revealed that the Maker did not actually leave, he just went out for more beers on Saturday night and got lost.

[Palipride47]

380. To maximize player choice, in DA3, you can refuse to do every single quest. 

Modifié par Palipride47, 22 octobre 2012 - 06:17 .

[areuexperienced]

Tancred Of The Chantry wrote...

381. Bioware will devote the next 20 years of its existence making a personalized version of DAIII for each and every fan who has threatened, yet again, that this time is the last straw. Each individualized version will feature engrossing plot changes based on every major, minor, and inconsequential decision made throughout DAO and DA2 for every Warden and Hawke variation; including what happens to Bella if she takes over the bar in Redcliffe. To show that they don't "pander," there will be the ability to customize any and all NPCs to look like how the player wants; and you decide if they're romanceable! Game mechanics will reflect each individual player's desire: you want isometric turn-based, you got it! You want real time pause-and-play? You got it! You want an FPS perspective when playing a mage? You got it!

[/sarcasm -- if it wasn't obvious]

Love this!

Edit: Also, whether or not Sten gave those cookies he stole to the guard has dire consequences on the Ferelden-Quinary relationship in the future.

Modifié par areuexperienced, 22 octobre 2012 - 07:27 .

[Faerloch]

382. The cake is not a lie.

[Aetika]

mousestalker wrote...

219. The following expressions will be available to PC's:

I knew it was a mistake to open this thread in work.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

383. The Rouge class will have the ability to change the makeup of any NPCs.