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[mousestalker]

384. The slogan or motto for DA3 will be "Dragon Age: Inquisition. The past is irrelevant."

[L. Han]

Cheese.

[PsychoBlonde]

385. Her Perfection the Divine Justinia, Fifth of Her Name, Commands you to witness that HER milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[Blackrising]

386. To add realism to the game, every sexual encounter the PC has poses the danger of contracting an STD or pregnancy. Even if the encounters are of a homosexual nature. Condoms also do not exist.
387. In fact, the PC will impregnate Cullen right at the start of the game, whether there was any sex involved or not.
388. There will be a female Kossith LI. During the sex scene, it is revealed that it was Tallis in disguise all along.
389. Morrigan will make a return, but only if you did not romance her or do the Dark Ritual in Origins.
390. Leliana is only alive because she got possessed by Justice after Anders died. She will be a companion and bent on freeing all mages from oppression in the most obnoxious, whiny manner possible.
391. DA 3 will come with a microphone. The game will consist of nothing but singing minigames, complete with dance numbers.
392. There will be three origins. Synthesis, Control or Destroy.

[saintjimmy43]

392 - 2) The origins will all be a dream.

[FINE HERE]

saintjimmy43 wrote...

392 - 2) The origins will all be a dream.

393?) The ending will have closure: in the form of a Super Mario Brothers 2 ending.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

394: Exotic mounts will be introduced, including giant scorpions, honey badgers and NYAN cat. Dramatic Hamster sold separately in DLC.

[Palipride47]

394. The talkative man was right. It's the lyrium in the water. And he knows that you know that he knows.
395. We will finally find out who would win in an Andraste v. Archdemon fight. 

Modifié par Palipride47, 22 octobre 2012 - 11:28 .

[Lesbian Wood Elf]

398: You can play as a transgender character.

[RandomSyhn]

399. Pants are not optional, you cannot wear them. Ever.

[mousestalker]

RandomSyhn wrote...

399. Pants are not optional, you cannot wear them. Ever.

So this is in store for us in DA3?



Okay, then.

[Palipride47]

mousestalker wrote...

RandomSyhn wrote...

399. Pants are not optional, you cannot wear them. Ever.

So this is in store for us in DA3?

Okay, then.

MY EYEEESSSS!!!

[Faerloch]

400. mousestalker will serve as Creative Art Director.

...my personal hope at least!

[Palipride47]

Faerloch wrote...

400. mousestalker will serve as Creative Art Director.

...my personal hope at least!

401. Mousesstalker will redesign all the LIs  Oghren is now the only LI, for both sexes. 

[Iron_JG]

402. Through appearance and background options, you will be able to make a very skinny, forest-dwelling PC, or a stout, bearded PC with an affinity for the subterranean. Doing so will make your tears all the sweeter and Bioware will drink them.
403. The High Inquisitor is named Trebek, and all responses WILL be in the form of questions.
404. The OGB will be effeminate and have a football-shaped head.
405. Your PC starts out morbidly obese. Day one DLC can fix.

[Palipride47]

Tancred Of The Chantry wrote...

Iron_JG wrote...
402. Through appearance and background options, you will be able to make a very skinny, forest-dwelling PC, or a stout, bearded PC with an affinity for the subterranean. Doing so will make your tears all the sweeter and Bioware will drink them.

I thought Bioware only subsisted on the bittersweet tears of their fans? 

Not all of them. Just the ones who liked:
1. Playing elves or dwarves
2. Dead red-heads
3. Anything from Bioware before ME1

Modifié par Palipride47, 23 octobre 2012 - 05:03 .

[PsychoBlonde]

406. There will be a special arachnophobia edition in which you will receive a real, live giant spider.
407. Narration will be written in the style of Axe Cop.

[ziloe]

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

Is this where we spam your comment on his twitter feed?

[mousestalker]

408. In effort to be ever more inclusive, the music will be provided by both the Dropkick Murphys and T.a.T.u.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

409. Except credit music, which will be performed by Rick Astley.

[Palipride47]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

409. Except credit music, which will be performed by Rick Astley.

410.If you pirate the game, that will play right before the DA3 final battle, then the game will crash your computer and all of your saves will be deleted. All new characters in the CC will only look like this'

Modifié par Palipride47, 24 octobre 2012 - 01:42 .

[Blackrising]

411. Female PCs will now regularly have their period. During this time, the only available dialouge tones will be 'aggressive' or 'violent' and female mages can ONLY do blood magic. For realism, of course.

Modifié par Blackrising, 24 octobre 2012 - 12:33 .