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[ManiacG]

485: you start out as a human, but can buy potions to become an elf or a dwarf (darkspawn and qunary is dlc)
486: Your starting weapon is a crap covered stick
487: you have the option to turn on quest givers for a higher reward.
488: star brat appears at the end only this time you can kill him by torture, control him to walk off a cliff or make him "meld" with an active volcano.
489: on that note you can also set an orphanage on fire.
490: you can now interact with every object in the game and all of those items blinks with a green light.

[rapscallioness]

491: If alive, Anders will make a cameo in a back room of an Antivan brothel--selling magical bikini waxing. Justice will finally find his calling, because an improperly handled bikini wax is an injustice to all.

492: It will be revealed that beneath the robes---The Inquisitor prefers Commando.

Modifié par rapscallioness, 29 octobre 2012 - 05:47 .

[Faerloch]

493. Depending on the PC's skin tone, health/confidence my be affected by sun burns if headwear is not worn.
494. Inquisition will allow the player to explore a wide variety of mythical landscapes set within the metropolitan district of Val Royeaux and nowhere else.
495. Griffons will play a very important role in Inquisition, as no Orlesian noble can live without a griffon-skin rug in their living room.
496. All Orlesians, by default, are gay. The plot of Inquisition is finding out why.

[Palipride47]

labargegrrrl wrote...

480. so many features of the pc's appearance will be customizable, that out of concern the fans might forget about playing the game altogether, an achievement will be added just for finishing character creation.

480a. One of the customization options include a Hetero-****** Kinsey slider, that will assign and lock certain LIs based on your input.

However, Anders (or his corpse) will still flirt with you. 
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498. For added realism and to stick to the "dark fantasy" theme, all female PCs and female LIs have a small chance of pregnancy, opening a quest line where you can either keep the baby or do horrible things to get rid of it.

These will all be offscreen, to avoid controversial on-screen child killing.

If you keep the child, it will require feeding (visiting a mechant three times in a 24 game hour cycle), and it will cry every time you enter "stealth mode"

Modifié par Palipride47, 30 octobre 2012 - 01:11 .

[EricHVela]

499. Achievements will be more impressive in that they will force you to notice their complicated pop-up animation because they'll be occupying 90% of your screen with a noise that is equally annoying.

[mousestalker]

500. There will be reproduction in game. All of your foes will reproduce by fission. In combat.

[PsychoBlonde]

501. There will be several new varieties of dragons, including the Marsh Dragon, the Bog Dragon, the Swamp Dragon, the Wetlands Dragon, the Mosquito-infested Soggy Pit Dragon, and the Tax Accountant Dragon.
502. The introductory cinematics, instead of appearing as walls covered in graffiti, will look like some sort of flashing disco cube thing moving to a throbbing dance beat.
503. There will be a Rivaini Seer who foretells the future. She foretells that the PC will die young and a virgin in a mysterious waffle iron accident. The PC later sues her for malpractice.
504. Since the game is sponsored by Audi, there will be a lengthy and convoluted explanation for why the PC drives an A4.

[Palipride47]

505. When Bioware said they were "aggressively" checking out Skyrim, they meant they were aggressively checking out adding the option to play "hide and seek" and "tag" with kids in DA3. Also adoption.

Modifié par Palipride47, 30 octobre 2012 - 03:23 .

[Faerloch]

505. There will be more challenging puzzles in Inquisition, namely a rubik's cube that expels Bog Dragons every time you shift a piece.

[garrusfan1]

Bat32391 wrote...

475 Rosie O' Donnell will become the new divine

In the great words of claptrap from borderlands 2 AH MY EYE AAHHHhHH. 

[Gamercat]

506. Arlessa Isolde will be a companion. However she will be required to be in your party at all times. Her battle cry (which she will shout very frequently) will be "TEAGANNNNNNNNN!!!!"

[PsychoBlonde]

507. Her Perfection, the Divine Justinia, Fifth of her Name, Commands you to witness that no one can read her poker face. P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face. P-p-poker face.
508. At the last minute, the City Fathers of Val Royeaux revoked the game graphics charter, so all cinematics labeled as taking place in Val Royeaux were, in fact, filmed in Cleveland. The Imperial Palace is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
509. In response to fan requests for a return to features from Origins, all characters will now once again have hideous brown teeth.

[PsychoBlonde]

Palipride47 wrote...

505. When Bioware said they were "aggressively" checking out Skyrim, they meant they were aggressively checking out adding the option to play "hide and seek" and "tag" with kids in DA3. Also adoption.

510.  You will also be assaulted by 3 wolves or a bear approximately every 50 feet.  Even inside the city.  Even in the Deep Roads.  EVEN IN THE FADE.

[Potato Cat]

hawkman96j wrote...

506. Arlessa Isolde will be a companion. However she will be required to be in your party at all times. Her battle cry (which she will shout very frequently) will be "TEAGANNNNNNNNN!!!!"

506a. She is also the only companion and the only character as there is no player character in this game.

[Mummy22kids]

mousestalker wrote...

500. There will be reproduction in game. All of your foes will reproduce by fission. In combat.

This reminds me of the Summon Herb spell.

[comrade8472]

### DoctorWho? Large Blue box spotted near outside of the Queens sleeping chambers... with wierd noise reported during the night...

[PsychoBlonde]

507. Mark Darrah secretly fired the entire writing staff and has replaced them with a Mad-Libs machine and an animatronic singing fish.
508. All subtitles are being transcribed by a 14-year-old-girl on her cell phone, so they will be in all caps with no spaces and txt-spk abbreviations.

[legbamel]

PsychoBlonde wrote...
508. All subtitles are being transcribed by a 14-year-old-girl on her cell phone, so they will be in all caps with no spaces and txt-spk abbreviations.

Aaaaaan cue the fan rage...except for fourteen-year-old boys.

[Palipride47]

*eh, belongs in the meme thread*

Modifié par Palipride47, 31 octobre 2012 - 08:49 .

[PsychoBlonde]

509. All BSN members who post a properly numbered "rumor" to this thread between 2pm and 1159pm on Halloween will receive a free signed collector's edition, special mention in the game credits and a bottle of tequila, all delivered by a singing telegram service.

[spartanmax52000]

And Sten will finally go to a party where there is cake.

[Drimberly]

510. The tequila is a lie.

[mousestalker]

511. There will be a cemetery where every grave has someone named Duncan buried there: "Duncan McLeod, Duncan Hines, Duncan Idaho, Duncan Sloan, Duncan the Tall, Duncan Man-at-Arms, Duncan the locomotive, Duncan Quagmire, Duncan Garp, and Duncan Campbell Scott."

[Gamercat]

512. To avoid a similar snafu to the ME3 ending, Bioware will be turning DA3 into an mmo, so that the game will have no end.

[Faerloch]

513. Inquisitor will not be a smart man, BUT I DO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS JENNNNYYYYYY.