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[nightscrawl]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

17. The elves have revolted and killed all the shoemakers, so now NOBODY gets shoes.
...
20. They've added a 4th tone option: Bat**** Insane.

Rofl... well in that case I hope we don't have to tromp through any more sewers.

[EricHVela]

Xewaka wrote...

Allan Schumacher wrote...

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an
artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a
romance option.

Would it be considered incest or masturbation? My mind, it is boggled.

Incesturbation. (Mastest just doesn't sound perverted enough.)

22. It will feature all the jokes and gags from Monty Python's Flying Circus and Mel Brook's History of the World Part 1 regarding the Spanish Inquisition (as everyone's already been using them ad nauseum since the annoucement).

23. It will have QT events in the form of musical dance numbers.

24. It will recognize all official Canadian holidays such as Talk Like a Pirate Day and alter the appearances of certain objects in the game on those days based on the Origin service. (If the Origin service is off-line, no changes appear.)

25. Origin will be an optional DLC. Origins will be an imported saved game.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 19 septembre 2012 - 11:36 .

[Corker]

Instead of another trip to the Fade, the Inquisitor and companions will journey through an eluvian to the world on the other side. Amazingly, it is a world almost exactly like Thedas except everyone's moral compass seems reversed, the men favor goatees, and the women show more skin.

[Sylvanpyxie]

I've secretly always wanted to play as Minsc.

Secretly?

7. Andraste will make a surprise appearance. Her body model will be Megan Fox and her voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried.

Really? I've been hearing that Andraste will be voiced by Brian Blessed.

[EricHVela]

Corker wrote...

Instead of another trip to the Fade, the Inquisitor and companions will journey through an eluvian to the world on the other side. Amazingly, it is a world almost exactly like Thedas except everyone's moral compass seems reversed, the men favor goatees, and the women show more skin.

And while they're over there, they cannot get back while an identical party has come through the Eluvian and is doing everything that the player didn't do.

Then, Scotty fixes the Eluvian and teleports the wrong party back to their proper dimension.

I mean sends the party through the Eluvian back to their proper realm. Yeah. That's it.

[fchopin]

mousestalker wrote...

8. There will be more than one type of cheese mentioned.

Cheese is good.

[Reever]

Xewaka wrote...

Allan Schumacher wrote...

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an
artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a
romance option.

Would it be considered incest or masturbation? My mind, it is boggled.

ReggarBlane wrote...
Would it be considered incest or masturbation? My mind, it is boggled.

Incesturbation. (Mastest just doesn't sound perverted enough.)

Wrong and wrong. The term for this is self-cest

[berelinde]

Am I a bad person for really, really wanting the "pie in the face" DLC? Sure, it's fun to watch the "slap so-and-so" videos with character swaps, but nobody has ever done *pie* before! It would be... amazing.

[Dominus]

Am I a bad person for really, really wanting the "pie in the face" DLC? Sure, it's fun to watch the "slap so-and-so" videos with character swaps, but nobody has ever done *pie* before! It would be... amazing.

The only likely scenario I see of that happening would be a pie-eating contest hosted amongst one of the cities...

...and throw in a Pie-In-The-Face option.

[FieryDove]

mousestalker wrote...


What else has anyone heard?

No animated Cheese wheels? I am disappoint! Or I am OUTRAGE! Depends on kind of cheese methinks.

[darksnow]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Don't forget

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a romance option.

My dearest dream comes finally true! I hope this gets confirmed soon.

PsychoBlonde wrote...

20. They've added a 4th tone option: Bat**** Insane.

Also a plus :innocent:

[EricHVela]

BlueDemonX wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Allan Schumacher wrote...

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an
artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a
romance option.

Would it be considered incest or masturbation? My mind, it is boggled.

ReggarBlane wrote...
Would it be considered incest or masturbation? My mind, it is boggled.

Incesturbation. (Mastest just doesn't sound perverted enough.)

Wrong and wrong. The term for this is self-cest

If you want to get technical, autocest.

Incesturbation still sounds more perverted. I wasn't going for accuracy but for presentation.

EDIT: Are we actually discussing the intricacies of having sex with a duplicate of oneself?
(I think there's a video out there where some girl told a guy to go @*#% himself so he does just that.)

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 19 septembre 2012 - 12:15 .

[SCJ90]

Allan Schumacher wrote...

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an
artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a
romance option.

HA! Priceless!

[Grizzly46]

Vandicus wrote...

These rumors are blatantly false. #9, really? Its clearly going to be Morgan Freeman. People on BSN these days.

Almost - the voice acting of the maker will be done by Gordon 'The' Freeman.

Get it right people.

[mousestalker]

26. The very first words spoken will be: "In a world ..."

Modifié par mousestalker, 19 septembre 2012 - 12:31 .

[Darth Death]

"...it becomes clear that someone or something is manipulating events to drive the world to chaos."
Oh boy.

[EricHVela]

27. You will be able to swim and there will be a sunken city, a lost Elvan metropolis living in an Industrial Revolution. The elf-fish people will all talk like Jar-Jar. George Lucas will attempt to sue.

[mousestalker]

28. There will be bikini mail. It will only be available for one sex. The men.

[Dominus]

29. Sandal will be the Grand Inquisitor, wielding an Enchanted Staff.

[The Uncanny]

30. The cake is the undeniable truth.

[CroGamer002]

Modifié par Mesina2, 19 septembre 2012 - 01:33 .

[CroGamer002]

Nyoka wrote...

Please don't infect the DA3 forum with ME3 slang.

It was a joke. :-/


Fine, I'll remove it.

[Milan92]

32. It turns out that all this time you played in a story told by Leliana to some kids.

[eroeru]

mousestalker wrote...

26. The very first words spoken will be: "In a world ..."

I was hoping it'd be "In this world...".