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[Wynne]

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

Day=MADE! 

And I'd probably romance him, too, even though mandwarves aren't usually my type. That's a VO/writer team too good to resist. <3

Modifié par Wynne, 01 novembre 2012 - 11:04 .

[JoltDealer]

David Tennant...please? Can we please get some David Tennant in Dragon Age 3?

[Sleepdribble]

514. All the best hairstyles, scars, makeup and facial markings will be omitted from the CC and be seen exclusively on the sexiest NPCs. 'NPC Cosmetic Envy' will be a new dialogue tone, represented on the dialogue wheel as an upside down smilie-face, and selecting this option will make your character taunt the NPC until they cry.

515. When asked for rumours, all bar staff will decline to answer because gossip is a sin in the eyes of the Maker.

516. There will be a 'print' option in the codex menu so you can print out the codex entries and read them at your leisure.

517. All beggars have twigged onto the idea of looking through crates to supplement their incomes, and will now be seen sporting moth-eaten scarves, poison rings, feather boas, dwarven toes and metallic pantaloons.

518. When your party gathers itself before venturing forth, it also has to bring the karaoke machine, the dart board and the tequila.

[Palipride47]

519. Complaining about the pointlessness of "junk items," the DA team has scrapped most junk. Moth-eaten scarves, torn trousers, and poison rings can now be equipped.

520. Raw lyrium can still be dropped as junk, but all mage PCs will die if they touch it.

Modifié par Palipride47, 02 novembre 2012 - 06:56 .

[Sleepdribble]

521. The default female Cousland from Origins now has her own Arling and is known as Arlessa Elissa. Her servants are tongue-tied.

522. Our new DA3 protagonist will NOT have a mabari companion - the Orlesians claim they ‘oui’ everywhere.

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Uggh. I apologize for that last one.

Modifié par Sleepdribble, 02 novembre 2012 - 08:49 .

[mousestalker]

523. In every conversation there will be a 'K' option. If you select it, the PC will either kiss or kill his or her interlocutor.

[Dominus]

524. Press 'Z' for Zombie Romance. It's the one romance BioWare hasn't tried yet.

[Gamercat]

525. It will be revealed that Isabela wishes to give up her wicked ways, she now shows no cleavage, refuses to flirt/sleep with anyone, and now wears a chastity belt.

[PsychoBlonde]

526. There will be several new commands for the dog, including "play dead", "roll over", "shake hands" , and "Gangnam Style".
527. Leliana will make an appearance in a French Maid outfit. If the PC comments on it, he/she subsequently wakes up tied naked to a pole in the main square.

[PsychoBlonde]

528. Wizards of the Coast sent Bioware a nasty letter so now the Deep Roads will be referred to as the Underdark.

[PsychoBlonde]

529. Hard in Hightown has entered its 163rd printing.
530. The Lyrium Idol was melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins, a 100 sovereign value, YOURS for only 3 payments of 19.99!
531. The Gallows Preservation Committee replaces the hideous slave statues with an equally hideous but far more baffling orange corkscrew thing, The rest of the city bitterly resents the resultant nickname change from "City of Chains" to "City of Easy Marks".
532. After Hawke's departure, the Bone Pit is found to be inhabited by a dragon so large it was able to successfully complete the Hanged Man "Gut Busting Wings" challenge in under 15 seconds.

[Gamercat]

533. The dragon age franchise will now be a series of musicals!

[Pink Pony]

Corvus I wrote...

Iron_JG wrote...

Corvus I wrote...

435. The game will come with a 4D option for a chair pad that will vibrate violently whenever a dragon or a sex scene is on screen.

Addendum: There will be dragon sex scenes, during which the chair will likely kill you.  

Privacy Policy: Organisms are optional and may recorded to better assist you in the future.

Second Addendum: It is not a chair pad, but a sybian.


534. Both the male and female protagonist will be voiced by Tim Curry
535. The Old God Baby will be in the game and will have a quest based around it

[Faerloch]

536. In response to criticism about the lack of horses in the Thedas, elephants will be available for purchase.
537. There will be a quest involving the search for a Tasmanian Tiger, which you can romance to bring the species back to life.

[PsychoBlonde]

538. There will indeed be griffons. The PC will turn out to be allergic. Really, really allergic.
539.  Numerous other mythological creatures will make an appearance, as well, including a unicorn, a manticore, a giant squid, and Pikachu.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 03 novembre 2012 - 05:25 .

[legbamel]

540. The best quest in the game will be to kill Pikachu and remove from the planet any mention of its ever having existed. The unicorn and the griffons are your companions on this quest.

[mousestalker]

541. Both of the PC voices will sound Australian. The NPC's will all have Swedish accents.

[The Uncanny]

542. Neil Patrick Harris.

Not voicing a character. No, Neil Patrick Harris himself will actually be in the game.

[Joe25]

543. After DA reads this they will take all the funny or crazzy ones and make DLC called "WTF Age".

[Billea]

545. Everyone will speak in iambic pentameter.

[joshko]

546. The devs will take the most outrageous rumor out of this thread and make it happen.

[PsychoBlonde]

joshko wrote...

546. The devs will take the most outrageous rumor out of this thread and make it happen.

Clearly it's going to be the one about the tequila.

[PsychoBlonde]

547. Mages have learned a new spell called "break the fourth wall".

[Faerloch]

548. Crafting makes a triumphant return, allowing for the construction of roofies. (a +100 tactic if your romances are stalling.
549. Inquisitors get to hunt down and kill anyone who says "Work hard, play hard."
550. Due to the overwhelmingly bad responses for ME3, Dragon Age 2, and ACIII, Inquisition will and without a diabetic dragon peace.