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[legbamel]

585. The old Qunari reaponsible for sewing shut the mouths of all sarebaas will realize how distirbing that is and will launch a campaign in opposition to the still-faithful, mostly comprised of setting grungy people on street corners throughout Thedas with graphic depictions od the mutilations and placards reading, "Mages are people, too." His efforts garner remarkbly little sympathy.

[Gamercat]

586. Whenever the PC surprises someone he/she will say "NOBODY EXPECTS THE CHANTRY INQUISITION!!!!!!!"

[Kizzim]

587. Flemeth will become romance-able upon acquisition of quest item 'Beer Goggles'

[Faerloch]

588. Should the Warden and/or Hawke make cameos in DA3, Vanilla Ice will provide the voice...uh...talent.....for both sexes.
589. Players will be able to travel to Weisshaupt, which will look suspiciously like a recycled cave from DA2, only with more griffons.

Ice ice baby!

[Pink Pony]

590. The Orlesian greeting will be nanu nanu.
591. The new crazy in Orlais: spray tanning.
592. The game will come with a hidden microphone. Anytime the player makes a Monty Python reference, the game will deliver a shock to the player through the controller. Curiously, the game will now be sold in adult book stores.
593. One of the major plot lines will be Orlesian Idol.
594. Broodmothers in pasties!
595. One of the new dialogue options will be high as a kite
596. The game will feature the Wright Brothers. The were inept inventors who finally achieved their dream of flying, even if it was in death.
597. Instead of the aggressive dialogue option, there will be the passive-aggressive option.
598. The game will be done as a homage to Roger De Bris.
599. It will be revealed that the way to cure darkspawn is with a kiss.
600. Demons and darkspawn will now speak in Auto-Tune.

[Chagrinned Goat]

Corker wrote...
I want  a side quest where you have to extemporaneously compose a ballade whilst fighting a duel, then.

601. DAIII will see the inclusion of insult sword fighting.

You fight like a nug wrangler.

Modifié par Chagrinned Goat, 06 novembre 2012 - 10:50 .

[PsychoBlonde]

602. There will be a stealth section involving getting a naked hairy man back to his room without traumatizing anyone.

[mousestalker]

603. The settings for DA3 will be Effusive Gore, Effervescent Gore. Gore, Sloppy, Simply Red, Nickelodeon and Gandhi

Modifié par mousestalker, 06 novembre 2012 - 09:32 .

[Wulfram]

604. Andraste will be revealed as a cannibal, who liked her chefs to be mages. Magic exists to serve man

[Gamercat]

605. The art style for dragon age has been changed again. Dragon Age 3 will now be completely in 2D anime.

[Tempest_]

606. The decision to smoke excessive amounts of elfroot will result in an intervention from your companions.

[Todd23]

Quote the Raven wrote...

606. The decision to smoke excessive amounts of elfroot will result in an intervention from your companions.

All my money.

[PsychoBlonde]

607. The persistent gore will now be SO persistent that it will follow you home, lurk in your bushes with binoculars, and send flowers to you at work.

[Faerloch]

608. Upon installation of DA: Inquisition, the user will be able to pick and choose which aspects of the game they would like to utilize. Unchecking/checking certain perks for download will determine the game's final billing price. Griffons will cost extra, and everything is gay by default. You can download hetero personalities, if desired, but why?

[Gamercat]

609. In Dragon Age 3 it will be revealed that Divine Justinia the V will have taken steps to become divine Justin the V.

[PsychoBlonde]

610. His Perfection the Divine Justin, first of his name, commands you to witness that he is bringing sexy back.

[mousestalker]

611. His Perfection, the Divine Justin will be taking the accolade 'the Delicious' as his title.

[Corker]

Wulfram wrote...

604. Andraste will be revealed as a cannibal, who liked her chefs to be mages. Magic exists to serve man

It's a cookbook!  IT'S A COOKBOOK!

/obligatory

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

612. Dragon Age has been revealed to exist in the same universe as Tetris.

[hawat333]

There will be cake.

[Dio Demon]

 613. In response to the over the top combat system in DAII; DA:I's combat will now consist of showing your opponent up in a dance off. Rogue will break-dance, mage's will do tribal dances and Warriors will DO ballet because there is nothing tougher than ballet 

[Gileadan]

After complaints by fans that they look too much like hornless kossith, humans will get an overhaul in DA3. Their body frame will be lighter and tattoos and some skin colors will be removed from the character editor to avoid such confusion. People will then complain that they look too much like short-eared elves.

[mousestalker]

Crazy Eyed One wrote...

 613. In response to the over the top combat system in DAII; DA:I's combat will now consist of showing your opponent up in a dance off. Rogue will break-dance, mage's will do tribal dances and Warriors will DO ballet because there is nothing tougher than ballet 

I would so pre-order this!

Modifié par mousestalker, 08 novembre 2012 - 03:36 .

[Pink Pony]

Crazy Eyed One wrote...

 613. In response to the over the top combat system in DAII; DA:I's combat will now consist of showing your opponent up in a dance off. Rogue will break-dance, mage's will do tribal dances and Warriors will DO ballet because there is nothing tougher than ballet 

Addendum: Dragons will tap dance, darkspawn will do interpretative dances, and Templars will dance like guys who are uncomfortable dancing.

Modifié par Pink Pony, 08 novembre 2012 - 05:40 .

[Gamercat]

614. His perfection the 'delicious' justin the V will be romanceable.