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[Sonowske21]

"6. The Hawke and the Warden will be appear in a cameo. They will be running a bar together in Antiva."

I would actually pay to see that.

[PsychoBlonde]

hawkman96j wrote...

614. His perfection the 'delicious' justin the V will be romanceable.

615.  Opening game cinematic:

The Black Divine:  "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Real Shady."
"Delicious" Justin V: "I wanna rock your body, please stay!"
The Black Divine: "Lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it!"
Flemeth: "Oh, not this again." *hides*
"Delicious" Justin V: "3-way!"
The Black Divine: "Two trailer-park girls go round the outside!"
The Ariqun:  "If you two do not keep it down, I'm sending the Arishok to invade your stupid Chantry!"
"Delicious" Justin V:  "Oooh, 10,000 Maniacs!"
The Black Divine:  "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!"
"Delicious" Justin V:  "I wanna be a cowboy!"
The Black Divine: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
The Ariqun :  "If you make ONE MORE cowboy joke . . ."
"Delicious" Justin V: "They'll be comin', to our ci-ty . . ."
The Ariqun:  "Gonna play our gui-tars and sing you a country . . . OMG WTF NOW I'M DOING IT."
The Black Divine:  "Come to the Dark Side!"
"Delicious" Justin V: "I am your father!"
THE MAKER: "ROCKS FALL.  EVERYONE DIES."

Thus opens, Dragon Age 3: Inquisition, Drunk Divines Edition.

[Gamercat]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

614. His perfection the 'delicious' justin the V will be romanceable.

615.  Opening game cinematic:

The Black Divine:  "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Real Shady."
"Delicious" Justin V: "I wanna rock your body, please stay!"
The Black Divine: "Lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it!"
Flemeth: "Oh, not this again." *hides*
"Delicious" Justin V: "3-way!"
The Black Divine: "Two trailer-park girls go round the outside!"
The Ariqun:  "If you two do not keep it down, I'm sending the Arishok to invade your stupid Chantry!"
"Delicious" Justin V:  "Oooh, 10,000 Maniacs!"
The Black Divine:  "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!"
"Delicious" Justin V:  "I wanna be a cowboy!"
The Black Divine: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
The Ariqun :  "If you make ONE MORE cowboy joke . . ."
"Delicious" Justin V: "They'll be comin', to our ci-ty . . ."
The Ariqun:  "Gonna play our gui-tars and sing you a country . . . OMG WTF NOW I'M DOING IT."
The Black Divine:  "Come to the Dark Side!"
"Delicious" Justin V: "I am your father!"
THE MAKER: "ROCKS FALL.  EVERYONE DIES."

Thus opens, Dragon Age 3: Inquisition, Drunk Divines Edition.

   *applauds*

[legbamel]

PsychoBlonde wrote...
607. The persistent gore will now be SO persistent that it will follow you home, lurk in your bushes with binoculars, and send flowers to you at work.

607a. If you turn off persistent gore it will send you death threats and set your mailbox on fire.

[Fortlowe]

608. DAIII will take place in Equestria.

[Volus Warlord]

Fortlowe wrote...

608. DAIII will take place in Equestria.

609.) An alicorn will be present as a mount, a companion, and a romance.

[DarkDragon777]

69 - It doesn't suck.

[RedArmyShogun]

610

Cactaur confirmed as LI and squadmate.

Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 09 novembre 2012 - 10:06 .

[Pink Pony]

611. The official uniform of the inquisitor will be chaps and boots, nothing else.
612. Flemeth will now speak like a Valley Girl (Morrigan disapproves -100)

[Pink Pony]

Tancred Of The Chantry wrote...

Pink Pony wrote...

611. The official uniform of the inquisitor will be chaps and boots, nothing else.
612. Flemeth will now speak like a Valley Girl (Morrigan disapproves -100)

613. The Inquisitor will forever be connected with this song.

As well as this one.

[Pink Pony]

 614. It will be revealed the Maker is real, and is truly Divine.

[Volus Warlord]

615.) One of the boss battles will be a Kinect Dance-off.

[PsychoBlonde]

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

614. His perfection the 'delicious' justin the V will be romanceable.

615.  Opening game cinematic:

The Black Divine:  "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Real Shady."
"Delicious" Justin V: "I wanna rock your body, please stay!"
The Black Divine: "Lose yourself in the music, the moment, you own it!"
Flemeth: "Oh, not this again." *hides*
"Delicious" Justin V: "3-way!"
The Black Divine: "Two trailer-park girls go round the outside!"
The Ariqun:  "If you two do not keep it down, I'm sending the Arishok to invade your stupid Chantry!"
"Delicious" Justin V:  "Oooh, 10,000 Maniacs!"
The Black Divine:  "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys!"
"Delicious" Justin V:  "I wanna be a cowboy!"
The Black Divine: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
The Ariqun :  "If you make ONE MORE cowboy joke . . ."
"Delicious" Justin V: "They'll be comin', to our ci-ty . . ."
The Ariqun:  "Gonna play our gui-tars and sing you a country . . . OMG WTF NOW I'M DOING IT."
The Black Divine:  "Come to the Dark Side!"
"Delicious" Justin V: "I am your father!"
THE MAKER: "ROCKS FALL.  EVERYONE DIES."

Thus opens, Dragon Age 3: Inquisition, Drunk Divines Edition.

   *applauds*

Yeeeahhh I had a leeeeeetle too much caffeine there.

[PsychoBlonde]

617. The Maker decides to incarnate himself as a mortal out of curiosity, but he doesn't like the options in the Avatar Creator so he modifies and imports some from another universe that enable him to play as a dual-wielding black-skinned, white-haired scimitar-wielding elf.

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

618: Battles and other conflicts are settled through Interpretive dance which is a QTE.

[legbamel]

619: In a fit of pique, after a difficult afternoon, the Divine outlaws skirts in the Chantry. All Sisters and Mothers now wear pants. The game reveals that this is the real reason the Templars rebelled: they didn't want to give up their skirts.

[Gamercat]

620. The two romancable male companions will look like Jay Leno and Jonah Hill. The two romanceble female companions will look like Susan Boyle and Betty White. There will be two companions who look similar to Mario Lopez and Mila Kunis, but they won't be romanceble.

[rapscallioness]

621. There will be 2 new Specialization Skills: Nag Master and Hoochie Master:

Nag will unlock a bonus feature on higher levels called "Nasal Drone". This alone will have the ability to bring the forces of darkness to their knees from the persistent droning noise of , "why haven't you caaaaalllled meeee...."

Hoochie Master Specialization will allow The Inquisitor to amass a staggering army from across Thedas...one lil red arm band at a time.

[Faerloch]

622. Immersion in DA3 will be unlike any other game. Should anyone in your party, including the PC, be bested in combat, they will be dead for good.
623. Due to overwhelming support about the "save import" being abandoned, Bioware has done away with the option to save your game completely.
624. COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PsychoBlonde]

625. If your save game import fails, the confusion about world state opens a gigantic Indeterminacy Singularity that swallows the Anderfels, destroying the Grey Warden order.

[mousestalker]

626. There will be a multi player crossover with Mass Effect 3. The ME squads will get all manner of plasma weapons, laser pistols, photon missiles and such. You and your companions will get swords and crossbows. Even the mage.

[Corker]

hawkman96j wrote...

620. ...The two romanceble female companions will look like Susan Boyle and Betty White...

Hell, romanceable or not, I would pay double for Betty White as a companion.