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[Kizzim]

627: Captain Jean Luc Picard and Lieutenant Commander Data will spontaneously appear throughout key events in Dragon Age 3.

[Pink Pony]

Corker wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

620. ...The two romanceble female companions will look like Susan Boyle and Betty White...

Hell, romanceable or not, I would pay double for Betty White as a companion.

As would I. She doesn't even need to be able to fight.

[Pink Pony]

628. When the Mabari hound is introduced, the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” will play.

629. There will be a companion with a Real Doll-type doll. He thinks the doll is a real person and brings it with him everywhere, taking up two character slots. They will perform "Barbie Girl" when they are introduced.

630. There will be a sect of harmless, kinky blood mages.

631. The new iteration of Anders will be Chav Anders.

632. Darkspawn will speak in a Jamacian accent.

Modifié par Pink Pony, 12 novembre 2012 - 01:14 .

[PsychoBlonde]

mousestalker wrote...

626. There will be a multi player crossover with Mass Effect 3. The ME squads will get all manner of plasma weapons, laser pistols, photon missiles and such. You and your companions will get swords and crossbows. Even the mage.

This was clearly planned by Minsc.

[PsychoBlonde]

633. There will be an enormous arena battle to settle once and for all the official pronunciation of "Chevalier" in the Orlais. Anyone pronouncing it incorrectly afterwards will be used for a horse.

[Sleepdribble]

634. New idle animations for the PC include:
-nose-picking
-wedgie-fetching
-putting on a cardigan when it gets chilly
-discretely picking up their mabari's poo and placing it in a bag to be diposed of correctly when they get home.

635. Idle animations for companions include:
-stabbing other companions
-gazing at the PC with unspoken but passionate yearning
-running off quickly to pee behing a tree
-chanting all together in a sing-song voice "Are we there yet?" over and over and over.

[Sleepdribble]

636. Sick to death of the constant nagging, the Maker turns His gaze back to the world. Trouble is, he has laser eyes, so everyone dies. (Oh, well. He did try to warn them.)

637. It's revealed that not only was Andraste a mage, he was also gay. And we're all cool with that.

[FINE HERE]

638. The first 20 minutes of DA3 will be like DA:O and DA2 with enhanced graphics, but then it will change to a 2D classic rpg game with random battles and graphics as if it were on the super nintendo. The game in full will be 100 hours long, including the time needed for level grinding.

[RogueWriter3201]

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

(*Laughs*) You heard it here, folks. It's Canon! 

[Sleepdribble]

639. Blood Magic? Pfft! Orlesian mages use Snot Magic. You've probably never heard of it.

[Gamercat]

Sleepdribble wrote...

639. Blood Magic? Pfft! Orlesian mages use Snot Magic. You've probably never heard of it.

640. Because of the use of excessive snot magic, there will be multiple tissue factory meltdowns within val royeuax. With the city devastated the economy will collapse and orlais will turn into a third world contry.

[Volus Warlord]

641.) You will first find Isabella on a boat with a "suitor".

642.) There will be a bedslave shop to sate those that brutally overemphasize romances.

643.) You castle will be run by the Village People.

[PsychoBlonde]

644. Mages discover powerful levitating magics and launch the entire Circle Tower at Montsimmard into the sky. Doomsayers predict the mages will rule with an iron fist from their untouchable sky fortress. Then the wind picks up and the mages return to ground, exceedingly airsick.

[Gtdef]

645. There will be a "Retreat!" specialization for every class.

Modifié par Gtdef, 12 novembre 2012 - 08:51 .

[PsychoBlonde]

Gtdef wrote...

645. There will be a "Retreat!" specialization for every class.

645a. The "Retreat" specialization has the "turtle" ability--you become invulnerable and also unable to attack until you turn it off.  Enemies will eventually get bored, turn non-hostile, and wander off.
645b.  There is also a special GTFO mode whereby if your character is standing in an AOE damage effect, they will shout "OW OW OWWWWWWW!!" and run to a safe spot.

[mousestalker]

646. Jennifer Hale and Mark Meer will be doing all the voices.

[The Uncanny]

646 a. Jennifer Hale will voice all the men. Mark Meer will voice all the women. And for Serendipity their voices will be electronically merged.

[PsychoBlonde]

647. Interactables will now be highlighted by hitting alt-f4.

[mousestalker]

648. Foul tasting diet colas will be summonable in game by pressing the 'Tab' key.

[PsychoBlonde]

649. The only romances in the game will consist of the PC getting companions and NPC's to hook up.

[The Uncanny]

650. The pause menu will be accompanied by elevator muzak. There will be no option to turn this off.

[Trolldrool]

651. Female dwarf NPCs will replace female elf NPCs.

[Gamercat]

652. Due to a basejumping accident, Leliana will have died at the beginning of the game. But don't worry! Jenna Marbles will become the divine's new bodygaurd. Her main weapon will be sarcasm which she wields like no one else.

[The Uncanny]

653. The dialogue wheel will be replaced with a dialogue rhombus.

[PsychoBlonde]

The Uncanny wrote...

653. The dialogue wheel will be replaced with a dialogue rhombus.

653a. Shortly to be replaced by the Dialog Tesseract.