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[brettc893]

654: Choosing to romance the Qunari party member will result in a game over much like romancing Morinth in ME2. Implications are your own to dream up.

655: Multiplayer will be a tower defense minigame in which you and a friend lay siege to one another's custom built SP castles.

[Pink Pony]

656. One of the companions will be a Chantry Mother. Her weapon will be the collected teachings of Andraste; which she uses to hit people over the heads with. At low levels it does damage equivalent to a large magazine; at medium levels, a complete set of the Encyclopaedia Britannica; at high levels, a charging rhinoceros.

657. It will be revealed that they Chantry are the only people who wear black: everyone else just wears a very, very, very dark blue.

658. Female dwarves will be revealed as a myth; they will be show to be male dwarves in drag.

659. The sole romance option will be a nug. This will be subsequently hailed as the best romance in a video game.

660. You will find out that nugs are the Maker’s favorite creature; they are actually the eyes and ears of the Maker. Alternatively, a cult will believe this.

661. The two options the player has for their character are a man transitioning into a woman and a woman into a man.

662. Dwarves will now speak in a German accent and elves in an Australian accent.

663. The player will have two choices for their character’s voice: a bad, fake British accent and a bad, fake Scottish accent.

664. The name of the player character will be “Hey! You!”. Miraculously, everyone knows your name before you meet them.

665. It will be advertised as the spiritual successor to “Naked Boys Singing!”

666. Clothing-obsessed characters will be able to worship satin.

667. The player will be an inquisitor for the game’s equivalent of the IRS.

668. One of the in-game sponsors will be Viagra.

669. You will be able to cast spells by speaking. To the chagrin of many: they will be done by properly enunciating a phrase; e.g. for an ice spell, you have to say “she sells sea shells by the sea shore” quickly.

670. One of the parts of the game will be done akin to a women in prison movie.

671. The protagonist will be Harlan Pepper; the Mabari hound will be named Hubert.

672. The alternate title will be Muppet Age: Inquisition.

673. The game will be done with Lego.

674. The ruler of Ferelden will either be Margaret Thatcher or Winston Churchill, depending on actions in previous games.

[Jonata]

hawkman96j wrote...

586. Whenever the PC surprises someone he/she will say "NOBODY EXPECTS THE CHANTRY INQUISITION!!!!!!!"

God I sure hope they put that line somewhere. 

It wouldn't be much different from the "Warden Sense, tingling!" in DA:O! 

[Gamercat]

675. Nicki Minaj will voice the divine.

[PsychoBlonde]

brettc893 wrote...

655: Multiplayer will be a tower defense minigame in which you and a friend lay siege to one another's custom built SP castles.

That would actually be kinda cool.

[Sleepdribble]

Pink Pony wrote...

656. One of the companions will be a Chantry Mother. Her weapon will be the collected teachings of Andraste; which she uses to hit people over the heads with. At low levels it does damage equivalent to a large magazine; at medium levels, a complete set of the Encyclopaedia Britannica; at high levels, a charging rhinoceros.

I've never wanted anything like I want this.

Also:

676. The Collectors' Edition will include a full sized Orlesian-style jumping castle with a multi-player area and an inflatable plastic chest to hold your wallet/purse/handbag/inventory/Helm of Honleath.

677. In keeping with the French theme, all of the game's Orlesian love interests will be based on Pepe Le Pew, from those old Disney cartoons. (This should not be confused with the Antivan Pepe Le Pew, known as Zevran.)

678. The game will be set 60 years in the future in the 'Even-More-Dragons-With-Epic-Loot' Age. You will play the "God-Child Darkspawn Inquisitor Blood-Mage Brood-Mother Warden with Expressive Eyebrows". You will be the most terrifying, charasmatic, attractive, and witty person who ever lived, and will be related to both the the Ferelden AND Kirkwall Amells.

And you STILL can't get your groove on with a Qunari. Dayum!

679. Due to the generous developement time, the DA3 team not only has the luxury of making 62 different models for female dwarves, they are also excited to introduce darkspawn children.These mini-terrors will run around the countryside, randomly asking your character if they'd like to play 'tag' or hide-and-seek. (Intelligent gamers will know to choose hide-and-seek. 'Tag' involves alot of screaming and biting.)

Modifié par Sleepdribble, 14 novembre 2012 - 03:44 .

[FINE HERE]

hawkman96j wrote...

675. Nicki Minaj will voice the divine.

The Divine- So, you mages will not return to the cirle?
Mage- No.
The Divine- Well then...
 *stage lights turn on*
Mage- Wha...?
The Divine- Ah-ah, I wanna give you one last option!
Mage- You-
The Divine- Ah-ah, I wanna give you one last chance!
Mage- ... We'll be going now.

[Jonata]

Sleepdribble wrote...

679. Due to the generous developement time, the DA3 team not only has the luxury of making 62 different models for female dwarves, they are also excited to introduce darkspawn children.These mini-terrors will run around the countryside, randomly asking your character if they'd like to play 'tag' or hide-and-seek. (Intelligent gamers will know to choose hide-and-seek. 'Tag' involves alot of screaming and biting.)

Actually,

681. Due to the great amount of critics and fan requests, Dragon Age 3 will actually take place in the Dwarven Age, and 80% of Thedas will be populated by dwarves. Female dwarves. For the occasion, over 92 different models for female dwarves are available, but no other race nor male dwarves will be seen during the game. 

[mousestalker]

682. DA4 will be based upon the Pathfinder Basic Box ruleset.
683. After visiting the BSN forums too many times, the dev team will universally agree that DA5 will use the 'Call of Cthulhu' ruleset.

[legbamel]

683a. Which is convenient because Flemeth *is* Cthulthu.

[PsychoBlonde]

684. Sean Bean will voice a character in DA3. He's killed in the 2nd act.
685.  Due to a speech impediment, DA3 will accidentally be referred to as DA5 in all official literature.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 14 novembre 2012 - 07:26 .

[DreGregoire]

686. (I guess if it hasn't been said already)

Cullen will be a mage hunter and will hunt your mage PC or mage companion through out the entire game.


added:

687. We will start the game inside a prison cell.

(ROFL!)

Modifié par DreGregoire, 14 novembre 2012 - 08:52 .

[Pink Pony]

689. When the player is about to confront the end creature they will find their Hawke, and possibly their Warden, have just killed it.

690. There will be gratuitous nudity; albeit only for darkspawn.

691. There will be day 1 DLC which lets you ignore the main quest and live a simple life as a farmer or tailor.

692. Merill is back; she has built a successful business selling shoes.

693. Merill will now be voiced by James Earl Jones.

694. Instead of standing still, the Tranquil will now constantly perform the Thriller dance.

695. The last name of the inquisitor will be Clouseau.

696. It will be discovered the Maker is an entity called “Bioware.” It will be the player’s quest to discover what, exactly, this “Bioware” is.

697. The game will be told from the perspective of the Mabari.

698. The game will be based on the Big Eyes, Small Mouth rule set; with the graphics to match.

699. The long-awaited Dragon Age: Orgies expansion pack will be released for this game.

700. The only two languages this game will be done in are Esperanto and Klingon.

[Gamercat]

701. The only music In DA3 will be country.

[n7stormrunner]

NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE BY THAT HOLY!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!...

[Pink Pony]

Okay, then:

702. The music will be composed entirely of Justin Bieber songs.

[ScarMK]

hawkman96j wrote...

701. The only music In DA3 will be country.

Yessssssssssssssss.

[rapscallioness]

703: The Return of the Halla will play a pivotal role in the final battle. As a herd of Halla will burst onto the scene doing the Halla version of Gangnam Style. All will be too speechless to continue fighting.
(roll credits)

[labargegrrrl]

704. due to demands by fans that bw take its time and not rush, the dev cycle will exceed both those of diablo iii and duke nukem forever combined.

705. when your adult children play da3, they will ask how you could ever have once liked a series so hopelessly old school that it resembled a cinematic rpg with lame co-op multiplayer. you will cry.

[Faerloch]

706. DA3 will expand upon the frame narrative format explored in DA2. It will be a frame within a frame, within a frame narrative, where the inquisitor is framed for framing a different frame over a wrongly framed darkspawn.

707. DA3 is not intended for use by otters.

[mousestalker]

708. DA:I will, on the other hand, be marsupial friendly.

[Milan92]

709: DA 3 will be a musical ala Disney.

[The Uncanny]

709 a. Leliana will perform a cover of Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl'.