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[mousestalker]

711. There will be a dancing demon

[PsychoBlonde]

711a. The dancing demon will perform to the song Dancing Queen by ABBA

712. Due to concerns about Templars not taking enough precautions, they are now required to wear suspenders AND a belt.

[Faerloch]

713. Inquisition marks a return to the adult, epic dark fantasy genre. All playable characters will be in their 40s, slightly overweight, discontent at their job within the Chantry, share a disconnected relationship with their children, frequently worry about house payments and other bills, all the while rationalizing sexual encounters with their own gender.

[legbamel]

714. All dilogue in Orlais will be in the form of Beat poetry over a Djano Reinhart soundtrack.

[PsychoBlonde]

715. There will no longer be any side quests that involve doing random tasks on boards or reuniting random yahoos with their lost possessions. They will all be mandatory main plot quests.
716. Inquisitor turns out to be Orlesian for "pathetic little errand boy"
717. The female PC will be referred to as the Inquisatrix.  The male PC will be referred to as "boy".

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 15 novembre 2012 - 10:21 .

[Gamercat]

721. It will be revealed after all of this time, that Cullen is transgendered.

[Faerloch]

hawkman96j wrote...

721. It will be revealed after all of this time, that Cullen is transgendered.

Hahaha this I hope the most. I wonder if the rumor is true about Cullen being Morrigan's OGB sent back in time to right the wrongs of the original Cullen, who turned out to be a vegan Archdemon?

Modifié par Faerloch, 16 novembre 2012 - 01:50 .

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

722. There will be floating cheese wheels in DA3. Varieties will include Camembert (which will fiercely try to convert you to the ways of unpasteurised milk), Cheddar (the full-flavoured rebels), and Swiss (a traditional favourite of level designers).

[CaptainBlackGold]

723. The developers will refer to the floating cheese wheels as "Qunari."

(Shadow's is a better joke... very clever).

Modifié par CaptainBlackGold, 16 novembre 2012 - 02:42 .

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

(Thanks. I'm thinking blue vein cheese will be the tainted version )

[Gamercat]

724.Literally everything in Da3 will be made of cheese. Yes, even the characters.

[legbamel]

725. Despite rumors to the contrary, the only scene that will actually take place in Orlais is a cat fight between Isolde and Anora. The fight will comprise a half hour cut scene that absolutely no one will want to skip despite Isolde's repeated, eardrum-piercing cries of "Teagaaaaaaaaaan" when Anora is pulling her hair. Teagan will be too busy snogging the Inquisitor to notice.

[Fortlowe]

726. Full frontal prudery.

[Gamercat]

legbamel wrote...

725. Despite rumors to the contrary, the only scene that will actually take place in Orlais is a cat fight between Isolde and Anora. The fight will comprise a half hour cut scene that absolutely no one will want to skip despite Isolde's repeated, eardrum-piercing cries of "Teagaaaaaaaaaan" when Anora is pulling her hair. Teagan will be too busy snogging the Inquisitor to notice.

Oh. My. God..... Please let this happen...

[Faerloch]

727. You can have paintings commissioned in your honor once your renown is high enough. You can be painted wearing the Divine Justin's family jewels around your neck. Only his jewels. Then a boat sinks and you have kids.

[PsychoBlonde]

728. There will be an option where you never kill anyone, only batter and maim them, then laugh at their never-ending piteous cries for help. Late-game gets so noisy the dialog is drowned out.

[rapscallioness]

729: Floaty the Cheese Wheel for Companion/LI in DA3.

730: Floaty will come with an extra weapons/armor pack consisting of alternating versions of "angry eyes".

731: A special combat tactic will be unlocked called: The Fondue Eff You. The Inquisitor can summon a wave of , admittedly very slow moving, fondue. This will--eventually--obliterate any enemies fool enough to still be standing there once Floaty the Ferocious Fondue reaches them.

732: The Inquisitor eating one of the Floating Cheese Wheels will cause Floaty to permanently leave the party in disgust. Floaty will also threaten to return to bring down the wrath of Floating Cheese Wheels onto the Inquisitor's head.

This will be promised while Floaty is wearing its most angry of angry eyes. All will shudder in fear, then quietly lick their lips....

[Todd23]

733: Kossith are actually called Floating Cheese Wheels.

[Pink Pony]

736. The last boss will be made of Limburger cheese.

737. It will be revealed that Leliana is Zevran in drag.

738. Tingle, from Zelda, will be a companion; yes, he will be a romance option.

739. You will be able to join one of the most illustrious of organizations: The Nudist Society of Thedas.

740. Rendered in the new engine, the first trailer will be a broodmother dancing to the song “Milkshake.”

[Gamercat]

741. Wynn will come back as a zombie.

742. Due to the popularity of zombies in gaming lately, Bioware will release a special dragon age saga boxed set with titles like Zombie Dragon age: BRAINSSSSS!

[PsychoBlonde]

743. You will be able to torture people by covering them in honey and then strapping them to Anita Hill. Or perhaps that's a misspelling.

[Pink Pony]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

743. You will be able to torture people by covering them in honey and then strapping them to Anita Hill. Or perhaps that's a misspelling.

744. There will be one companion for whom this is a hot fantasy.

[Todd23]

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Pink Pony wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote... 743. You will be able to torture people by covering them in honey and then strapping them to Anita Hill. Or perhaps that's a misspelling.

744. There will be one companion for whom this is a hot fantasy.

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<p>Zevran.</p>

[PsychoBlonde]

745. Worried that you might run into Morrigan unprepared, Flemeth teaches you a sign to ward off the evil eyeshadow.