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[Wolfspawn]

746. Varric will reveal he is Chuck Norris in disguise.
747. Chuck Norris will reveal he is Garrus in disguise.
748. Garrus will reveal he is Varric in disguise.

[legbamel]

748a. Garrus will have a cameo in which his only line is, "I'm Batman." Then he'll reveal he's Varric in disguise. Then he'll fly off to some paleolithic planet where he'll learn to make dinosaur leather capes.

[PsychoBlonde]

749. There will be a new threat management mechanic that involves how recently your character has bathed.

[Faerloch]

750. You can pin-needle the condoms of your companions.

[PsychoBlonde]

751. All cinematic fight scenes will be choreographed by Yuen Woo-ping.
752. In unrelated news, all combat has been replaced by totally awesome cinematics.
753. Also, all dialog now consists of quick-time events.

[The Uncanny]

754. Cheese wheels. Lots and lots and lots of cheese wheels.

[ShallowlLife9871]

755: A usable combat strategy is giving ALL male Companions dress and have them perfom a number of highly cherographed dance numbers while all Female compaions perfom steath kills.

756: the Murder Knife comes with a friend : LifeSaver Spoon

[PsychoBlonde]

ShallowlLife9871 wrote...

756: the Murder Knife comes with a friend : LifeSaver Spoon

Heh, I'd be curious how jabbing someone with a spoon would improve their situation.  Maybe the surprise causes them to stop arguing with you so you don't have to stab them. 

757.  The PC will be able to express agreement with the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[ShallowlLife9871]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

ShallowlLife9871 wrote...

756: the Murder Knife comes with a friend : LifeSaver Spoon

Heh, I'd be curious how jabbing someone with a spoon would improve their situation.  Maybe the surprise causes them to stop arguing with you so you don't have to stab them. 

it's a magic Spoon:wizard:

[PsychoBlonde]

ShallowlLife9871 wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

ShallowlLife9871 wrote...

756: the Murder Knife comes with a friend : LifeSaver Spoon

Heh, I'd be curious how jabbing someone with a spoon would improve their situation.  Maybe the surprise causes them to stop arguing with you so you don't have to stab them. 

it's a magic Spoon:wizard:

Like this?

[PsychoBlonde]

760. The Friendship tree contains the "aggro dump" ability which lets you direct all enemy aggro onto barrels, trees, Big Butter Andraste, and hideous absurd incomprehensible orange corkscrew sculptures.

[Gamercat]

761. The final boss battle in the game, will in fact be a rap battle.

[dragonflight288]

762. The weapon of choice will be a spork.

[PsychoBlonde]

763. At least one major character will have a hairstyle that resembles a bread roll.

[rapscallioness]

hawkman96j wrote...

761. The final boss battle in the game, will in fact be a rap battle.

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764: ..because the apex of the final battle will be the revelation that the Inquisitor & Companions are actually......GrandMaster Flash & the Furious Five! In disguise.

765: The Inquisitor will bust into a traditional rap fav.:

Inquisitor: "It's like a jungle
                   Sometimes it makes me wonder
                   How I keep from goin' under.
                   Bloodmages everywhere.
                   Ppl casting on the stairs. You know they just don't care.
                   I can't take the smell, can't take the noise.
                   Got no money to move out, guess I got no choice.

                   Mages in the front room. Chantry in the back.
                   Templars in the alley with a baseball bat.
                    I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
                   Cuz Flemeth swooped down with a giant FUBAR.

                   So don't push me cuz I'm close to the eeeedge.
                   I'm tryin' not to lose my head.
                   ah-huh-huh-huh."

Dark Forces: ".....I...uh.....wait..wha...?"

PWND! Thedas erupts into one giant Electric Slide!

........... *ahem*...........I'll get my coat. *rapscallioness slinks out*
                   
       
                 

edit: cuz i'm challenged apparently

Modifié par rapscallioness, 19 novembre 2012 - 08:02 .

[PsychoBlonde]

765. Due to the complaints, genlocks now look much like someone dipped the Pillsbury Dough Boy in rather runny chocolate sauce. However, if you poke them, the response is less a giggle and more a rabid face mauling. But they still seem quite amused.

[Herr Uhl]

766. Bertram the Bronto will be your first party member and he is the second cousin of Snug.

[Gamercat]

768. Almost everyone will die dramatically in the end of the game a la Titanic.

[Jonata]

769. There will be a sidequest called "Magic Inquisitor" which will involved male strippers and the possibility (for a male PC) to perform a rather uninhibited dance in front of Divine Justinia V.
770. Justinia will become a romanceable party member after that quest.

Modifié par Jonata, 20 novembre 2012 - 01:47 .

[legbamel]

771. The soundtrack will, coincidentally, sound exactly like that for The Full Monty.

[dragonflight288]

772. The protagonist will sing happy birthday while dancing the remigold.

[Billea]

773. Instead of normal griffin riding, there will be zombie griffin riding.