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[PsychoBlonde]

774. Many Wardens died to bring us this information . . .

[Faerloch]

rapscallioness wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

761. The final boss battle in the game, will in fact be a rap battle.

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764: ..because the apex of the final battle will be the revelation that the Inquisitor & Companions are actually......GrandMaster Flash & the Furious Five! In disguise.

765: The Inquisitor will bust into a traditional rap fav.:

Inquisitor: "It's like a jungle
                   Sometimes it makes me wonder
                   How I keep from goin' under.
                   Bloodmages everywhere.
                   Ppl casting on the stairs. You know they just don't care.
                   I can't take the smell, can't take the noise.
                   Got no money to move out, guess I got no choice.

                   Mages in the front room. Chantry in the back.
                   Templars in the alley with a baseball bat.
                    I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
                   Cuz Flemeth swooped down with a giant FUBAR.

                   So don't push me cuz I'm close to the eeeedge.
                   I'm tryin' not to lose my head.
                   ah-huh-huh-huh."

Dark Forces: ".....I...uh.....wait..wha...?"

PWND! Thedas erupts into one giant Electric Slide!

........... *ahem*...........I'll get my coat. *rapscallioness slinks out*
                   
       
                 

edit: cuz i'm challenged apparently

765a: the Inquisitor will not walk away unchallenged!


Templars:

Gender-ambiguous Inquisitor,
We don't understand what you frontin' for?
We care for the mages and police the streets
Put criminals in cages and keep the peace.

It's a war out there, and you've picked the wrong side
Cause magic is meant to serve man, not divide.
We need to come together and end this evil safari,
Cause if you turn a blind eye them mages will mount you like a mabari.

I could draw my sword, but what good would that do?
I'm here to keep the peace, so I'll spin this back to you..

[Travie]

 775. SCP-173 will make an appearance in the game, as your new pet.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173

[PsychoBlonde]

Faerloch wrote...

rapscallioness wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

761. The final boss battle in the game, will in fact be a rap battle.

....


764: ..because the apex of the final battle will be the revelation that the Inquisitor & Companions are actually......GrandMaster Flash & the Furious Five! In disguise.

765: The Inquisitor will bust into a traditional rap fav.:

Inquisitor: "It's like a jungle
                   Sometimes it makes me wonder
                   How I keep from goin' under.
                   Bloodmages everywhere.
                   Ppl casting on the stairs. You know they just don't care.
                   I can't take the smell, can't take the noise.
                   Got no money to move out, guess I got no choice.

                   Mages in the front room. Chantry in the back.
                   Templars in the alley with a baseball bat.
                    I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
                   Cuz Flemeth swooped down with a giant FUBAR.

                   So don't push me cuz I'm close to the eeeedge.
                   I'm tryin' not to lose my head.
                   ah-huh-huh-huh."

Dark Forces: ".....I...uh.....wait..wha...?"

PWND! Thedas erupts into one giant Electric Slide!

........... *ahem*...........I'll get my coat. *rapscallioness slinks out*
                   
       
                 

edit: cuz i'm challenged apparently

765a: the Inquisitor will not walk away unchallenged!


Templars:

Gender-ambiguous Inquisitor,
We don't understand what you frontin' for?
We care for the mages and police the streets
Put criminals in cages and keep the peace.

It's a war out there, and you've picked the wrong side
Cause magic is meant to serve man, not divide.
We need to come together and end this evil safari,
Cause if you turn a blind eye them mages will mount you like a mabari.

I could draw my sword, but what good would that do?
I'm here to keep the peace, so I'll spin this back to you..

765b.  Mages:

Why you gotta be hearin' them fools
They all just want us to live by their rules
No freedom, no reason, no joy and no power
They just want us always locked up in the Tower

But Mages be learnin and bringin great things
It ain't always blood and the demons that brings
So come on Inquisitor, throw us a bone
And get all these Templars to leave us alone

PEACE

[PsychoBlonde]

765c. Templars:

Us, fools? Now the Chantry is starting to splinter
Do you want all of this to end up like Tevinter?
With blood mages and demons on every street corner
And the slaves all be dyin without even a mourner

These Mages complain and they sure like to whine
But underneath they all could be the next Black Divine
So, Inquisitor, really, we must ask you, please
Do you really want us to end up on our knees?

It's a question these mages just really can't answer
So we turn it to you 'cause you're such a good dancer . . .

[rapscallioness]

765d: Inquisitor:

"What, both of you blind?
Get your heads out your hind,
We got bigger problems to find.

We're all jus' tools & fools
Playin' by Somebody else's rules.

Time for all of Thedas to see,
So, I demand you both come with me.
Cuz we gon' Fight the Powers that be..."

*cackle*

[Travie]

Epic rap battles of Thedas historyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[PsychoBlonde]

765e. Flemeth:

You think you are fighting but you just don't know
That the things you all do and the places you go
Are just part of my plan for a new dragon nation
To rule the all lands and take out my frustration.

Do whatever you can
It's all part of my plan
I've already won
I'm just watching the fun

Gonna wail
at the Veil
Fail

I am number one, one, one.

[Faerloch]

765f. Leliana

Aid the Inquisitor; that's my task
I'm too difficult to kill for a cute piece of *ahem* trash.
Defile the urn? Boy, you'll never learn,
I'll call down a high dragon and make you all burn.

To stop the violence, where's the fun in that?
The Game is the Game, check out my Lancer Hat.
The shoes of Orlais and the fashions she hordes,
My rocks are authentic, mined by slave dwarves.

Mad money for the Game girl you can't compete,
Mad money for the Game girl I wear jewels on my teeth.

[rapscallioness]

766: Mark Darrah tweeted this gem--"No Griffon riding. However, there will be this. We R listening :)"

Modifié par rapscallioness, 20 novembre 2012 - 08:09 .

[Lord Issa]

765g: Warden

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No-one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky strong is your might
Maybe you should get back to preparing for the next Blight?
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

Yes, the Warden's power defies/ignores the fact that this is a rap battle.

Modifié par Lord Issa, 20 novembre 2012 - 08:18 .

[PsychoBlonde]

776. All legendary weapons will return. As eating utensils.

[Lord Issa]

Psycho: But, what about staves? A little...large for chopsticks, don't you think?

[rapscallioness]

768: T.E.P.A. (Thedas Environmental Protection Agency) will be established to investigate claims of lyrium in the water.

769: Upon further investigation by TEPA, it's uncovered that Orzammar has been illegally dumping lyrium waste into the underground water systems.

770: As punishment for Orzammar's environmental infractions, the dwarves will be vigorously talked down to.

[PsychoBlonde]

Lord Issa wrote...

Psycho: But, what about staves? A little...large for chopsticks, don't you think?

There are no legendary staves.  Only swords.  And the occasional mace.

NO STAVES.

[Gamercat]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

776. All legendary weapons will return. As eating utensils.

776.b All eating utensils will return. As Legendary weapons.

Modifié par hawkman96j, 20 novembre 2012 - 10:21 .

[PsychoBlonde]

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

776. All legendary weapons will return. As eating utensils.

776.b All eating utensils will return. As Legendary weapons.

776c.  The Legendary Spork is the WORST.  Followed by the Legendary CorkTongs.

[Gamercat]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

776. All legendary weapons will return. As eating utensils.

776.b All eating utensils will return. As Legendary weapons.

776c.  The Legendary Spork is the WORST.  Followed by the Legendary CorkTongs.

776d. Day 1 Dlc will feature such weapons as the ladle of the couslands, the spatula of Sophia Dryden, And the legendary whisk of Andraste.

[labargegrrrl]

777. pro-Templar pc's will be utterly disappointed to discover that absolutely no mages in the game will be even remotely interested in romancing them.

778. pro-Mage pc's will be even MORE disappointed to discover that the inverse also holds true.

779. the sole justification for point 777 and 778 given by bioware will be that they wanted to make romance options "more realistic"

[PsychoBlonde]

780. The PC will develop an unusual magical affliction that causes them to see sparkles and arrows pointing to things that are not interactables and not quest targets.

[Fredward]

781. The Empress of Orlais will be a companion and LI and she can be married by either a male or female Inquisitor who will then either be Emperor or maybe OtherEmpress. Or maybe Inquisitess. Hmm...

[The Uncanny]

782. To compete with Skyrim everything in the game will happen in real time including travel and sleeping. This will deal with longevity issues because the game will take eleven years to play.

[PsychoBlonde]

Foopydoopydoo wrote...

781. The Empress of Orlais will be a companion and LI and she can be married by either a male or female Inquisitor who will then either be Emperor or maybe OtherEmpress. Or maybe Inquisitess. Hmm...

Imperial Consort either way.

[Joe25]

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

776. All legendary weapons will return. As eating utensils.

776.b All eating utensils will return. As Legendary weapons.

776c.  The Legendary Spork is the WORST.  Followed by the Legendary CorkTongs.

776d. Day 1 Dlc will feature such weapons as the ladle of the couslands, the spatula of Sophia Dryden, And the legendary whisk of Andraste.

I see a side quest that ends with killing a demon made from all the cheese wheels in DA2

Modifié par joe2353, 21 novembre 2012 - 10:18 .

[Gamercat]

joe2353 wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

776. All legendary weapons will return. As eating utensils.

776.b All eating utensils will return. As Legendary weapons.

776c.  The Legendary Spork is the WORST.  Followed by the Legendary CorkTongs.

776d. Day 1 Dlc will feature such weapons as the ladle of the couslands, the spatula of Sophia Dryden, And the legendary whisk of Andraste.

I see a side quest that ends with killing a demon made from all the cheese wheels in DA2

Bahaha! Please!

Modifié par hawkman96j, 21 novembre 2012 - 10:49 .