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[eroeru]

Mesina2 wrote...

Nyoka wrote...

Please don't infect the DA3 forum with ME3 slang.

It was a joke. :-/


Fine, I'll remove it.

Why, why!!?

It was a witty and awesomely humorous remark towards their general direction and MEification.
(YY)

Modifié par eroeru, 19 septembre 2012 - 01:37 .

[The Uncanny]

Milan92 wrote...

32. It turns out that all this time you played in a story told by Leliana to some kids.

I sincerely hope this somehow involves Bobby Ewing.

[Sorrysin]

33 Strippers. :I

[EricHVela]

34. One possible ending is where the Mages and Templars agree to arranged marriages between them to have Lyrium-addicted magic babies together.

[roundcrow]

35. Not just horses - a race of Alicorns living in a secluded valley. Your quest is to discover how they reproduce, as they all appear male.

[EricHVela]

36. One possible ending is to repair the Fade, causing all people to have the ability to use magic. The Chantry hierarchy implodes.

EDIT:
37. To simplify LI stories into a low-cost solution for all preferences of the protagonist, Serendipity will be the only romanceable character.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 19 septembre 2012 - 02:07 .

[Corker]

ReggarBlane wrote...
EDIT:
37. To simplify LI stories into a low-cost solution for all preferences of the protagonist, Serendipity will be the only romanceable character.

Wow, humor at the expense of transfolk!  How innovative!

[Reever]

Nyoka wrote...

Please don't infect the DA3 forum with ME3 slang.

Pah, sensible much?

[and yeah, I know, I haven´t even played the game yet, but I plan on buying it, so yeah ]

Modifié par BlueDemonX, 19 septembre 2012 - 04:14 .

[Carmen_Willow]

DuskWarden wrote...

I heard that our PC is going to be based off of this guy.

http://puu.sh/16zYU

LOL! So Orleasian!

[Reaverwind]

ReggarBlane wrote...

34. One possible ending is where the Mages and Templars agree to arranged marriages between them to have Lyrium-addicted magic babies together.

....setting the stage for DA4: The Lawyers

[Dino]

Emzamination wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

9. The Maker's voice actor is Fran Drescher.

Please be a complete and utter lie.I can't take hearing that annoying congested voice with that horrible laugh.It's like nails on a chalk board.

I saw this and my testicles retreated. That voice is unbearable!

[labargegrrrl]

the entire chantry/mage/templar conflict gets immediately forgotten for a greater crisis when someone accidently discovers that swooping is, in fact, not bad at all.

[DeathScepter]

DuskWarden wrote...

I heard that our PC is going to be based off of this guy.

http://puu.sh/16zYU

sexy, I vote for this.

[PsychoBlonde]

SCJ90 wrote...

Allan Schumacher wrote...

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an
artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a
romance option.

HA! Priceless!

I'm glad people are enjoying this. Especially since I made Alan's eyes bug out.  Lemme see, what are we up to, 38?

38. You start the game with your very own griffon.  However, it later gets transformed into a mabari and you must go on a lengthy quest to the Deep Dungeon of Darkness beyond the Farthest Mountains in order to change it back, but by the time you get there it's decided it doesn't WANT to change back, so if you change it anyway it hates you and flies off.
39.  There is a new Kossith companion who is totally different from Sten.  This one likes Cheetos.
40.  In order to save money on the modeling budget, 50% of the monsters in dungeons are invisible.  The savings have been used to make dragons "anatomically correct".
41.  Flemeth has opened a Waterslide Park in the Korkari Wilds.
42.  It is now possible for your PC to have man-boobs and a beer gut.
43.  The Proving now has a new slogan: "Two dwarf enter, one dwarf leave!"
44.  Elves now have Yiddish accents.  Qunari sound like they're from South Jersey.
45.  There's a sidequest where you attempt to recruit Tal-Vashoth for the Chantry Basketball Team.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 19 septembre 2012 - 08:31 .

[Renmiri1]

All armor will have a semi nude Andraste on it

[LolaLei]

Renmiri1 wrote...

All armor will have a semi nude Andraste on it

Bloody hell, how did I manage to miss that?!

[PsychoBlonde]

47. Varric has opened a "hug a dwarf" booth at the local fair. At first there were complaints that he was planting his nose in women's cleavage. So he started motorboating them. The complaints have ceased.

[Renmiri1]

Is from MotA

Orlesians!

[kirvingtwo]

mousestalker wrote...

28. There will be bikini mail. It will only be available for one sex. The men.

Yes!  All cool looking, fully covering, armour will automatically change to sexy armour when worn.  But this will only happen to male characters. All male characters in the game!

Modifié par kirvingtwo, 19 septembre 2012 - 11:30 .

[EricHVela]

Corker wrote...

ReggarBlane wrote...
EDIT:
37. To simplify LI stories into a low-cost solution for all preferences of the protagonist, Serendipity will be the only romanceable character.

Wow, humor at the expense of transfolk!  How innovative!

48. People will get a cork up their rears about jokes regarding Orlesian sexual stereotypes that BW already established and statements that Allan made suggesting that making all LI's bisexual was low-cost.

49. Other people will laugh anyway.

50. DLCs will be available some time after launch for a small? fee that allow players to change their protagonist's voice to one of several different styles without regard to gender.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 19 septembre 2012 - 11:44 .

[PsychoBlonde]

Renmiri1 wrote...

Is it just me, or does he REALLY look like he's taking a pee in this picture?

[Pelle6666]

This thread is complete bull sh*t! Obviously! For the first, no hats could possibly be awesomer than the ones in DA2 and secondly, we all know that the maker can only be voiced by Morgan Freeman!

[Rawgrim]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Renmiri1 wrote...

Is it just me, or does he REALLY look like he's taking a pee in this picture?

I wouldn`t mind...shouldering the burden of wearing an armour like that.

[PsychoBlonde]

But think of the back pain!

[Josielyn]

Rumor 51: The main protagonist will not be duplicated, but will have a TWIN brother or Sister who is a party member and doesn't die in the first 20 minutes of the game but stays for the duration. Your Twin's occupation will complement your own skills rather than duplicate them.  Oh, and you love to have fun tricking other NPCs by switching places once in a while.

Modifié par Josielyn, 20 septembre 2012 - 03:42 .