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Unconfirmed Rumours About What's In DA: Inquisition


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Faerloch wrote...

801. Vampirez.
802. Vampirez romance.
803. Marabi - Vampirez romance.
804. You can voluntarily die by lethal injection.


addendum to 801-803:

NONE of these vampires are allowed to sparkle.  at all.  EVER.

Modifié par labargegrrrl, 27 novembre 2012 - 05:14 .


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805. The mabari will sparkle in sunlight.

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Faerloch wrote...

805. The mabari will sparkle in sunlight.


lol.  you just couldn't resist, could you?

very well, then...

806.  you will have the option to murderknife anyone that sparkles the first time they dare show their glittering selves.

:P

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labargegrrrl wrote...

Faerloch wrote...

805. The mabari will sparkle in sunlight.


lol.  you just couldn't resist, could you?

very well, then...

806.  you will have the option to murderknife anyone that sparkles the first time they dare show their glittering selves.

:P


Haha well this might just turn out to be the most important aspect of the game! I hope Leliana sparkles the brightest of them all...

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Faerloch wrote...

labargegrrrl wrote...

Faerloch wrote...

805. The mabari will sparkle in sunlight.


lol.  you just couldn't resist, could you?

very well, then...

806.  you will have the option to murderknife anyone that sparkles the first time they dare show their glittering selves.

:P


Haha well this might just turn out to be the most important aspect of the game! I hope Leliana sparkles the brightest of them all...


as do i!  :devil:

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805. The Grey Wardens issue a letter to Empress Celestine demanding the removal of naked Orlesian nobles from Parklawn.

806. The female PC may obtain a dragon tattoo. She may optionally play with fire or kick the hornets' nest.

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806. The female PC may obtain a dragon tattoo. She may optionally play with fire or kick the hornets' nest.


I'm all for being able to be a Rooney Mara's Lisbeth Salander in-game. 

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807. The only outfits available for female characters will be very skimpy cocktail dresses.

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808. Dwarven crafts... fine dwarrrrrven crafts... straight from orzammar! Will return.

Modifié par TristanHawke, 28 novembre 2012 - 12:48 .


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Kangaroos. Lots and lots of Kangaroos.

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809. If your Inquisitor is impotent, there's an enchantment for that.
810. Syphilis is not curable in DA3.

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809a. There are also enchantments that do your taxes, translate Swedish into Bulgarian, let you order food to your GPS (global positioning spell) coordinates, and allow you to play a game entitled "Vexed Vultures".

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811. Amongst the possible romances available only for a female Inquisitor are: a sparkly vampire, a teenage darkspawn and an half naked blonde ancient vampire.
812. If the PC is a male Inquisitor, such characters will be his LI's best friends and will annoy the hell out of him.

#739
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813. Cullen will be romancable to everyone. Except female mages! :devil:

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813. Thedas gets seriously derailed when the Warden shows up in the first 20 minutes of the game with simple cures for Darkspawn corruption and demonic possession. And head lice.

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Jonata wrote...

811. Amongst the possible romances available only for a female Inquisitor are: a sparkly vampire, a teenage darkspawn and an half naked blonde ancient vampire.
812. If the PC is a male Inquisitor, such characters will be his LI's best friends and will annoy the hell out of him.


addendum to 811 and 812:

the protatgisnist will have an option to drive a stake through the hearts of all li's/bff's of li's.

so THERE!  :P

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PsychoBlonde wrote...

809a. There are also enchantments that do your taxes, translate Swedish into Bulgarian, let you order food to your GPS (global positioning spell) coordinates, and allow you to play a game entitled "Vexed Vultures".


I read the source on this too, ugh. When is Bioware going to start giving us things we want, i.e. enchantments that translate Swedish into Western Dani? A rushed production schedule sees them miss these crucial details. Well, I guess they will be alienating more fans.

814. There will be no darkspawn in DA3.

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815. One of the companion personal quest lines involves helping them cope with a tragic seafood allergy.
816. Village starving AND under assault by bandits? Kill two birds with one stone. Eat the bandits.

#744
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817. Katy Perry will make a cameo in game in which she will sing firework. Everyone in the vicinity will then explode making a super gory pop fest!

#745
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818. You can seduce your victims, even after their death.
819. To further compete with CoD, killstreaks will be granted. Some of those involve piloting a remote control darkspawn and calling in attack-mabari.
820. Though it is still the Dragon Age, the game will take place in the future, now, the Divine Age, we're at now, now, and there and back again. Separate dimensions available on day one DLC.

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821. DAIII will establish, definitively, just who is John Galt.
822. The rhyming elder sylvan from the Brecilian forest returns as an enemy boss. However, you can avoid killing him by asking him to find a rhyme for "orange" and then running away very quickly.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 04 décembre 2012 - 03:06 .


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PsychoBlonde wrote...

821. DAIII will establish, definitively, just who is John Galt.
822. The rhyming elder sylvan from teh Brecilian forest returns as an enemy boss. However, you can avoid killing him by asking him to find a rhyme for "orange" and then running away very quickly.


Another word that you can't rhyme is "silver". :)

#748
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PsychoBlonde wrote...

821. DAIII will establish, definitively, just who is John Galt.
822. The rhyming elder sylvan from teh Brecilian forest returns as an enemy boss. However, you can avoid killing him by asking him to find a rhyme for "orange" and then running away very quickly.


821a.  unfortunately, establishing who he is will involve a minigame that all critics and fans immediately agree is the most boring and long-winded endurance trial in the history of gaming.

#749
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Three Armed Juggling Quest Giving Monkey for the win :o   (I stole this idea from one Devs joke tee hee, I still love it :lol:)

Modifié par Flurdt07, 02 décembre 2012 - 10:09 .


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823. Killing anyone with the murder knife in this game will result in a cutscene ocurring with the maker shaking his finger at you going "ah ah ah"