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[Gamercat]

853. The Duelist specialization is now known as the 'muleist'. This specialization will allow the PC to transform into a mule who can then ride another mule into combat and summon many other mules, each mule can in turn summon more mules that ride mules....

[PsychoBlonde]

854. It will be possible to get people to switch factions by hitting them really hard on the head.

[mousestalker]

855. Since the game is set well after the events of Dragon Age Origins, the Qunari have had ample time to assimilate the new knowledge acquired by the Sten in that game.

When the PC voyages to Par Vollen to meet with the Qunari leadership he/she finds:

a. The Aribaqir is now the head Qunari
b. That they are easily double the weight of earlier Qunari
c. The Qunari are all diabetics.

Modifié par mousestalker, 16 décembre 2012 - 04:58 .

[mousestalker]

856. The Qunari have also developed a new form of unarmed combat they call Pseumo.

[Dragoonlordz]

857 The game will be cell shaded and done in the anime format.

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 16 décembre 2012 - 05:23 .

[Phate Phoenix]

858. One of our companions will have chronic dry mouth. They never stop talking about it. Ever.

[Gamercat]

859. If anders lived through DA2 there will be an opening scene in DA3 of Anders getting repeatedly B**** slapped by every single character in the dragon age universe. This scene will also provide warden and hawke cameos.

[mousestalker]

860. To clarify matters, there will be both a rouge slider and a rogue slider available to characters throughout the entire game. The rouge slider will adjust a character's blush. The rogue slider is a secret exit from the PC's home.

Modifié par mousestalker, 17 décembre 2012 - 01:34 .

[Faerloch]

861. Every bit of dialogue give option to the default response, "Come at me, bro."

[PsychoBlonde]

862. There will be an alternate mode where you can make all of your party members instead of hanging with NPC companions. People will complain that the NPC's they made are incredibly passive-aggressive.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 17 décembre 2012 - 06:11 .

[PsychoBlonde]

Faerloch wrote...

861. Every bit of dialogue give option to the default response, "Come at me, bro."

861a.  There will also be a "don't tase me, bro" and "U MAD, BRO?" option.

[Sith Grey Warden]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Faerloch wrote...

861. Every bit of dialogue give option to the default response, "Come at me, bro."

861a.  There will also be a "don't tase me, bro" and "U MAD, BRO?" option.

862b. There you have it. Those will be the Aggressive, Diplomatic, and Sarcastic responses to anything. As a result of all the money saved recording lines for the protagonist, they will allow race choice. You can be a human, a genlock, or a unicorn.

[Gamercat]

863. All Females will be required to wear hoop skirts.

[Faerloch]

Sith Grey Warden wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Faerloch wrote...

861. Every bit of dialogue give option to the default response, "Come at me, bro."

861a.  There will also be a "don't tase me, bro" and "U MAD, BRO?" option.

862b. There you have it. Those will be the Aggressive, Diplomatic, and Sarcastic responses to anything. As a result of all the money saved recording lines for the protagonist, they will allow race choice. You can be a human, a genlock, or a unicorn.

K I was going to jump until I saw your unconfirmed rumor that the unicorn class will be available. Phew! Don't tease me, bro.

[Faerloch]

866. There will be a "Legalize Lyrium" movement that consists of baked dwarves halting society's advance.
867. Regular lyrium users will assume command of the Kingdom, despite all odds(elves), against them.

[sassyJacen]

LOL!!!

[PinkDiamondstl]

Has this just turned into a joke/troll thread?

[AshenShug4r]

PinkDiamondstl wrote...

Has this just turned into a joke/troll thread?

It was from the very start.

[ShallowlLife9871]

868: every time chactcter picks up an Item they will scream "CHECK OUT THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS!!!!"

869: the aprovel / Frindshiprivaly bar will be replaced with: Hug and B#$%h slap. everytime your charcter does something a party member likes, they will get a hug, everytime the party member doesn't like something, they will B^%$h slap the charcter

[74 Wrex]

Really?Really?

Modifié par 74 Wrex, 18 décembre 2012 - 05:34 .

[74 Wrex]

hawkman96j wrote...

863. All Females will be required to wear hoop skirts.

Really?Really?

[rapscallioness]

870: It turns out the real evil behind the unrest in Thedas is a lip-syncing, Disney-esque Boy Band. With Swoop-y hair.

871:The horror sends the PC fleeing. Only to find they are locked in w/said Boy Band. Forced to listen to tween love songs, while being smothered by the scent of new hormones.

872: The PC desperately reaches across parallel gaming dimensions to grab the GodsBane...

[rapscallioness]

873: In an effort to avoid irrelevancy, the Dark Spawn signed on to do a Dark Spawn Reality TV series. The intelligent Dark Spawn were not asked to appear.

[ShallowlLife9871]

874: Justin Biber and SpaceSnooki make camos. 

875: when they appear, the player will have the opption to burn all of Thedas to the ground  to stop this evil

Modifié par ShallowlLife9871, 18 décembre 2012 - 06:11 .