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Unconfirmed Rumours About What's In DA: Inquisition
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#801
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 06:08
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874: The Warden has recently been spotted........on a late night phone sex commercial. The repairs to Vigil's Keep are steep, indeed. Call 1-800-The Naughty Wardens if you want to help.
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#802
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 06:14
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rapscallioness wrote...
874: The Warden has recently been spotted........on a late night phone sex commercial. The repairs to Vigil's Keep are steep, indeed. Call 1-800-The Naughty Wardens if you want to help.
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:lol: I can see my Dwarf warden doing this
#803
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 06:46
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Really people? IdiotsShallowlLife9871 wrote...
rapscallioness wrote...
874: The Warden has recently been spotted........on a late night phone sex commercial. The repairs to Vigil's Keep are steep, indeed. Call 1-800-The Naughty Wardens if you want to help.
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#804
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 08:43
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......Bwahahahahahaa!
(but srsly 74 wrex, you now owe us 2 funny, or ur best effort, "unconfirmed rumors" for this Joke Thread. *nudge, nudge. wink, wink.* )
(but srsly 74 wrex, you now owe us 2 funny, or ur best effort, "unconfirmed rumors" for this Joke Thread. *nudge, nudge. wink, wink.* )
#805
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 10:36
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875. The inquisitor will make a discovery that hips do in fact lie.
#806
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 10:50
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rapscallioness wrote...
874: The Warden has recently been spotted........on a late night phone sex commercial. The repairs to Vigil's Keep are steep, indeed. Call 1-800-The Naughty Wardens if you want to help.
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874b: Hawke has been spotted as well... begging for change on a street in Kirkwall, having spent his/her entire fortune on 1-800-The Naughty Wardens.
74 Wrex wrote...
Really people? Idiots
And yes, really!
#808
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 11:47
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Also, I've heard there's an optional fan service mode which increases the number of romance encounters five fold.
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#809
Posté 18 décembre 2012 - 11:49
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Really?People? Really?
Oh forget this I am out of here
Have fun running your private comedy show:alien:
Oh forget this I am out of here
Have fun running your private comedy show:alien:
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#810
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 12:08
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877. In response to the negativity to a voiced protagonist, every NPC will speak entirely in sign language. There will be no subtitles.
Reeaallyy!
74 Wrex wrote...
Really?People? Really?
Oh forget this I am out of here
Have fun running your private comedy show:alien:
Reeaallyy!
#811
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 01:02
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876: It's discovered that Flemeth isn't really evil, she's just going thru menopause.
877: Flemeth's menopausal state is worsening causing her shapeshifting abilities into a fire breathing dragon to occur erratically, and far more dangerously.
878: The Inquisitor is sent on a frantic race against time to recover the magical herb Black Cohosh to soothe Flemeth. Because next time--Flemeth will come over there..thus giving a whole new meaning to the term "heat flash".
877: Flemeth's menopausal state is worsening causing her shapeshifting abilities into a fire breathing dragon to occur erratically, and far more dangerously.
878: The Inquisitor is sent on a frantic race against time to recover the magical herb Black Cohosh to soothe Flemeth. Because next time--Flemeth will come over there..thus giving a whole new meaning to the term "heat flash".
#812
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 03:09
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74 Wrex wrote...
Have fun running your private comedy show:alien:
Yes, we are, rather.
879. Some areas will be designated as "raids" and require a party of 10 or more to complete. There will be 8 companions.
880. The tactical view will return, however using it will require you to hold down caps lock + num lock + G while moving the mouse.
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#813
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 04:57
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881. When walking through the major forests of the game, you will find pieces of paper attached to the trees with drawings on them, after eventually picking up some, you will find the music getting more dramatic untill you finally turn around, and Slendermans behind you.
882. Shepard from ME3 somehow goes back in time, and meets the inquisitor, resulting in an all out war between the two worlds.
883. You will be able to troll your companions.
882. Shepard from ME3 somehow goes back in time, and meets the inquisitor, resulting in an all out war between the two worlds.
883. You will be able to troll your companions.
#814
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 06:51
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884. Because the Qunari now sing dance and bake, they have been labled the happiest race in thedas!! Elves have now taken on the roll of the most cynical race in thedas.
#815
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 07:34
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885. You will be able to operate your own brothel within the walls of the Castle. Companions who do not accompany the Inquisitor on party missions will remain at the brothel as se....romance slaves for paying customers. Isabella will consistently be your top earner.
886. The Inquisitor's mother will play a significant role in the protagonist's plot arc, that role being a soulless, indistinct character amidst a rabble of convoluted writing, who dies. SPOILER ALERT.
887. Inquisitor can romance their mother if they wish. Yes she is bisexual.
886. The Inquisitor's mother will play a significant role in the protagonist's plot arc, that role being a soulless, indistinct character amidst a rabble of convoluted writing, who dies. SPOILER ALERT.
887. Inquisitor can romance their mother if they wish. Yes she is bisexual.
#816
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 03:34
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888: You will come face to face with the true Old Gods. Following a trail of cryptic messages and ancient relics, you will find a Magical Door that leads to these Old Gods.
Upon opening this door, the Inquisitor will find themselves...in the DA Writers Pit. All the writers will turn around and yell, "Surprise!!", then cackle uncontrollably.
889: Security will then escort the Inquisitor out with a complimentary Dark Horse comic. Game over.
Upon opening this door, the Inquisitor will find themselves...in the DA Writers Pit. All the writers will turn around and yell, "Surprise!!", then cackle uncontrollably.
889: Security will then escort the Inquisitor out with a complimentary Dark Horse comic. Game over.
#817
Posté 19 décembre 2012 - 07:28
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#818
Posté 21 décembre 2012 - 12:49
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891: It Will be reviled that the Inquisitor is really old man Jeeves.. and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that pesky Sandel
#819
Posté 21 décembre 2012 - 12:55
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892. There will be a large cult of people who follow their Small Pony Gods. People will think they're trying to be ironic. People will think they're trying to be trolls. People will even think they're sexual deviants. When in reality, all they are, are lovers... lovers and tolerancers.
#820
Posté 21 décembre 2012 - 03:04
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893. Friendomancy will be the new class of magic.
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Posté 21 décembre 2012 - 03:25
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894. Humanizing requirements have been included such as eating at least once a day as well as a BM afterwards. To this end port-a-potties are to be incorporated for expedience. These potties will include showers, changing rooms, make up mirrors, hair driers, as well tampon and condom dispensers. In larger areas they will include baby stations and 2 to 3 extra stalls in the women's side.
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Posté 21 décembre 2012 - 04:02
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Recognizing the stress involved with unending slash and bash, there will be potential R&R breaks at each of the taverns. Depending on the dialogue path the player takes you will end up with nude women jumping out of cakes or an old hag singing Auld Lang Syne.
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Because of so much interest in s/s relations behavioural changes have been incorporated into NPCs such that if you can change a straight to a lesbian you will get credit for a toaster oven. Redeem in person at Marks & Spencer, 9 The Pavement, York, YO1 2NB, between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00 week days.
Recognizing the stress involved with unending slash and bash, there will be potential R&R breaks at each of the taverns. Depending on the dialogue path the player takes you will end up with nude women jumping out of cakes or an old hag singing Auld Lang Syne.
896.
Because of so much interest in s/s relations behavioural changes have been incorporated into NPCs such that if you can change a straight to a lesbian you will get credit for a toaster oven. Redeem in person at Marks & Spencer, 9 The Pavement, York, YO1 2NB, between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00 week days.
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#823
Posté 22 décembre 2012 - 12:27
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897. The only romancable person in the game will be a character who looks and sounds mysteriously like Elton John.
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Posté 22 décembre 2012 - 12:29
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898.
After much debate amongst the writing team it has been decided that pregnancy and childbirth will be allowed in DA3 with an unnamed but suitable equivalent for male players to experience. However, to satisfy international standards, prospective mothers must show proof of age and a certificate of accomplishment in breast feeding. The male experience is yet to be completely defined as in discussion three of the male staff keep passing out.
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As a result of research into 898 the team has raised the starting standards of female player Constitution to 99 and the male has been adjusted down to -3.
After much debate amongst the writing team it has been decided that pregnancy and childbirth will be allowed in DA3 with an unnamed but suitable equivalent for male players to experience. However, to satisfy international standards, prospective mothers must show proof of age and a certificate of accomplishment in breast feeding. The male experience is yet to be completely defined as in discussion three of the male staff keep passing out.
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As a result of research into 898 the team has raised the starting standards of female player Constitution to 99 and the male has been adjusted down to -3.
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#825
Posté 22 décembre 2012 - 01:12
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900. To appeal to younger fans of the game, all sex, violence, and language have been removed from DA3. 
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