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[mousestalker]

901. Both sexes have been removed as much as possible from the game. In DA:I the PC is a Tranquil Eunuch.

[Wolfspawn]

902. The male Inquisitor will be voiced by Johnny Depp.

903. The female Inquisitor will be voiced by the janitor... his name is Steve.

904. Everybody else will be voiced by homeless men and women who were promised lunch.

[Gamercat]

905. Leliana's one and only cameo will be her making an appearance to sing Christmas music. ^.^

[PsychoBlonde]

906. All of the companions are related to each other. Genetically.

[Urzon]

907: There is going to be a new "Hipster" setting for your PC in DA3. It will come with skinny jeans, thick black glasses, and speaking/doing everything ironically. It's also the only way for mages to get pants....

Modifié par Urzon, 23 décembre 2012 - 08:57 .

[mousestalker]

908. Anora will be a companion and a potential LI. As a default, she will also come dressed in the new 'hipster' look.

[Dominus]

909. All of the previous rumors will be true. That's right, a rumor within a rumor...

RUMORCEPTION

[legbamel]

Urzon wrote...
907: There is going to be a new "Hipster" setting for your PC in DA3. It will come with skinny jeans, thick black glasses, and speaking/doing everything ironically. It's also the only way for mages to get pants...

907a. The soundtrack will be provided by MC Frontalot.

[Fast Jimmy]

910. Black Isle's Kickstarter is secretly DA:I. Anyone on the BSN who did not donate will be given "Read Only" forum access on 1/1/13.

[Parmida]

911. In order to ****** off homophobe people, a Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Warden is going to join your merry band of crazies, and you can't do a sh*t about it.
The Graaaaaaaaaaaaaay Warden shall not be denied...

[PsychoBlonde]

912. Stealth can be defeated by the clever deployment of bubble wrap.

[Gamercat]

913. Every time the inquisitor propositions someone, the only response they will get will be an awkward silence with crickets in the back ground.

[mousestalker]

914. The cheese wheels will be replaced with dishes of flan.

[Dominus]

915. DA:I will come with 10 different mini-games, including Blood Magic: The Lothering & QUno.

[Gamercat]

916. Isabella now pirates a new ship. The S. S. ooh baby. I'm sorry, did I say 'new' I ment to say 'nude'.

Modifié par hawkman96j, 28 décembre 2012 - 05:48 .

[PsychoBlonde]

DominusVita wrote...

915. DA:I will come with 10 different mini-games, including Blood Magic: The Lothering & QUno.

LMAO.  I wish I could come up with stuff like this.  

917.  Flemeth now wears an enormous pink sparkly dress and has a long metal stick with a sparkly star on it and a sparkly crown and appears in a giant floating bubble.  Morrigan has turned green, possibly from sparkle envy.

[Ponendus]

What is this I don't even...

[PsychoBlonde]

Ponendus wrote...

What is this I don't even...

PHILLISTINE!

[iggy4566]

Ser Pounce-a-lot is now leading the Darkspawn.

[Ruairi46]

The game is set in a post apocalyptic world based after the destruction of thedas by comunnist mages. Player will start in a underground circle of magis across thedas. Also the game has been influenced from mass effect 3's ending.

[Gamercat]

920. Eduard Khil will be making an appearance. In fact he will be the only person making an appearance.... Throughout the entire game.

[InfinitePaths]

921.It will actually be an P2P MMO with tons of micro transactions for real money with tons of ads for EA to get most money of it
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!

[Faerloch]

HeriocGreyWarden wrote...

921.It will actually be an P2P MMO with tons of micro transactions for real money with tons of ads for EA to get most money of it
I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!

921a. The EA advertisements are for a non-profit organization bent on bringing video-games to the less fortunate. Tax avoided!

922. There will be missions involving the West-Orleasian Church of the Divine, radicals who protest the deaths of all soldiers because of their bisexuality.
923. Thedas will take on a much more exotic look, appearing like a mash-up of Skyrim and Oblivion.  I personally think this venture is far too risky.

[Wolfspawn]

924. There will be about romancable darkspawn... with explicit sex scenes.

...Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat...

...Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew.

Eighth day, we hate it as she is violated...

^...So now you know what all that means. Sorry for destroying your hope for humanity.

[lorecast]

Orlesian females with hairy armpitts.
What? some people find that sexy!
(<---Not I)