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Elves be "beautiful" again.
Zevran be beautiful again

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925. Leliana and Brother Genitivi use the Sacred Ashes to start their own perfume and cosmetics line.

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PsychoBlonde wrote...

925. Leliana and Brother Genitivi use the Sacred Ashes to start their own perfume and cosmetics line.




Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's lelitivi.

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926. In addition to persistant gore, you will also get Helmet Hair. No one is quite sure how this works if you turn off the Show Helmet button. Apparently your hair is inhabited by gremlins or something.

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927. Due to inflated prices in Thedas the Inquisitor will have to get a job as a stripper for upkeep on his/her castle. This will not be optional.

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In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)

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929: Depending on companions' approval ratings, there will be a mandatory Antivan milk sandwitch.

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928. Mabari Hounds will be replaced by Orlesian Poodles as summonable creatures. To upgrade them, instead of new kaddis, there will be lacey bows.

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930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.

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The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.


It's also the name of an add-on somebody made for Neverwinter Nights that lets you view and edit character information, which is actually kind of appropriate given Fenris' background as somebody who got his memory edited away.  But go ahead and assume it's totally related to a BAND.  :happy:

931.  All characters in DA3 will be named after eliminated American Idol contestants.  Alistair is being retroactively renamed "Justin".

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 03 janvier 2013 - 04:31 .


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The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.


Well thats what it made me think of and it pissed me off.

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AppealToReason wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.


Well thats what it made me think of and it pissed me off.


Yeah well your forum name makes me think of Louis XIV and it's pissing ME off.  So there.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 03 janvier 2013 - 04:32 .


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PsychoBlonde wrote...

AppealToReason wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.


Well thats what it made me think of and it pissed me off.


Yeah well your forum name makes me think of Louis XIV and it's pissing ME off.  So there.


Your forum name makes me think of a crazy ex girlfriend and its pissing me off!

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AppealToReason wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

AppealToReason wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.


Well thats what it made me think of and it pissed me off.


Yeah well your forum name makes me think of Louis XIV and it's pissing ME off.  So there.


Your forum name makes me think of a crazy ex girlfriend and its pissing me off!


YOUR RELENTELESS NESTED QUOTES ARE PISSING ME OFF!!

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PsychoBlonde wrote...

AppealToReason wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

AppealToReason wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

930: The protagonist will be wrapped up in the high steaks game of Mabari Thedas Hold 'Em for the entire game, losing his clothing, his money, his steaks, and his dignity.

AppealToReason wrote...

In more awful whatever-service-pandering to POS 30 Seconds To Mars, their discography will be the only in game music and all characters will be renamed to reflect the band members.

(after doing Fenris sister quest once I refused to do it ever again after that Leto bullpucky)


I doubt Fenris' real name was chosen after someone in 30 Seconds to Mars who happens to have it as a last name, considering Leto is a genuine first name.

A Greek Female name, though. But a genuine first name.


Well thats what it made me think of and it pissed me off.


Yeah well your forum name makes me think of Louis XIV and it's pissing ME off.  So there.


Your forum name makes me think of a crazy ex girlfriend and its pissing me off!


YOUR RELENTELESS NESTED QUOTES ARE PISSING ME OFF!!


wut?

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AppealToReason wrote...

wut?


lol

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932: Gary Busey was personally requested by the casting director to audition for the role of the male inquisitor.

Modifié par The Hierophant, 03 janvier 2013 - 05:54 .


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933. Because the game will take place in Orlais the inquisitor will great everybody with kisses on both cheeks. Literally everybody, not a single cheek in game will be unkissed.

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934. Because of a nuclear winter, the entire surface of Orlais will be covered in ice not unlike a hockey rink. To traverse this your character creates the Iron Man suit so he can fly because skating is too complicated

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935: euD ot a lacinhcet rorre, lla eht gnitirw ni nogarD egA: noitisiuqnI lliw eb delleps sdrawkcab.

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hawkman96j wrote...

933. Because the game will take place in Orlais the inquisitor will great everybody with kisses on both cheeks. Literally everybody, not a single cheek in game will be unkissed.


Which cheeks are we talking about here?

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936. All exploration areas will be unique, but they will all use the same mini-map to save money.
937. All quest helpers are now 100% less helpful and lead exclusively over cliffs and into pits of boiling lava. People still complain about the hand-holding. They want to find their own lava to die in, thank you very much.

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PsychoBlonde wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

933. Because the game will take place in Orlais the inquisitor will great everybody with kisses on both cheeks. Literally everybody, not a single cheek in game will be unkissed.


Which cheeks are we talking about here?


Like I said. The game will be taking place in Orlais. ;)

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lorecast wrote...

Elves be "beautiful" again.
Zevran be beautiful again 


Poor Zevran... :blush:

AppealToReason wrote...

934. Because of a nuclear winter, the entire surface of Orlais will be covered in ice not unlike a hockey rink. To traverse this your character creates the Iron Man suit so he can fly because skating is too complicated


I think Power Armor would be more appropriate to deal with a nuclear winter.

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938. There will be baguettes.