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[nicethugbert]

Modifié par nicethugbert, 03 janvier 2013 - 10:07 .

[mousestalker]

939. The new graphics model for DA:I will be legos™.

{On an editorial note, if we could keep the pictures, however droll, spam and hostility down, that would be very nice indeed.}

Modifié par mousestalker, 10 janvier 2013 - 04:29 .

[mousestalker]

940. In a move towards product tie-ins, there will also be gummi versions of the party companions, major npc's and villains.

[Commander Kurt]

942. The main protagonist will actually be a Fereldan agent posing as an Orlesian while working undercover to support the mages/templars. Every dialogue in the game will start with the frase "Good moaning!".

Modifié par Commander Kurt, 10 janvier 2013 - 04:39 .

[Jonata]

943. Being a mage will affect several parts of the game. Romancing a companion, for example, will include a slideshow of various tender moments between the Inquisitor and his/her LI with Screamin' Jay Hawkings' "I Put A Spell On You" playing in the background during the credits roll at the end of the game.

Modifié par Jonata, 10 janvier 2013 - 05:09 .

[rapscallioness]

944: All investigative conversations w/NPC's will be ala Jeopardy-Speak.
NPC: "A kid that emerges from the Veil w/ glowing eyes and a snarky sense of humor."
Inquisitor: "What is... Old God Baby?"
NPC: "Correct."

945: Alex Trebeck confirmed as companion/LI.

[Fast Jimmy]

rapscallioness wrote...

945: Alex Trebeck confirmed as companion/LI.

PRE-ORDERED!

[PsychoBlonde]

mousestalker wrote...

939. The new graphics model for DA:I will be legos™.

{On an editorial note, if we could keep the pictures, however droll, spam and hostility down, that would be very nice indeed.}

Yes, please, this is meant to be a fun thread for making up absurd rumors, not a place for passive-aggressive attacks.  If you truly must engage in that sort of thing, feel free to make your own thread.  It is not hard.   

946.  One of the PC background options allows you to play as a famous but idiosyncratic bandit, robbing the rich to give to the bald.  Because hairy people are just gross, yo.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 10 janvier 2013 - 08:49 .

[Gamercat]

947. It will be discovered that speaking 'Orlesian' is actually just speaking english with a really bad accent.

[mousestalker]

948. The PC's name will be either Jacques Valjacques or Jeanne Valjeanne.
949. The PC will start as a galley slave.
950. The dialogue wheel will include a sung option.

[PsychoBlonde]

hawkman96j wrote...

947. It will be discovered that speaking 'Orlesian' is actually just speaking english with a really bad accent.

947b. ANY really bad accent.  It's a strange language.

[PsychoBlonde]

951. The protagonist is human, however they can claim to be of any race up to and including robot, dragon, tree, or a pekingese.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

952. The PC will be able to declare their unbelief and/or disdain of any gods in every single dialogue. This will generate points in the Piety <--> Heresy scale, determining the character's fate in future games should any Dragon Age deities reveal Their divine presences.

[Gamercat]

953. It will be revealed that the Qunari will have rejected the Qun in place of a new diety that has recently arisen, the Grumpy Cat.

[FenrirBlackDragon]

954. You are the main character. They have invented a new device that will transport you into the game and have you take the role of the protagonist in Dragon Age 3. However, if you die in the game, you die in real life.

[Alexander1136]

FenrirBlackDragon wrote...

954. You are the main character. They have invented a new device that will transport you into the game and have you take the role of the protagonist in Dragon Age 3. However, if you die in the game, you die in real life.

been watching sword art online?

955. there is next to no combat instead you travel around  and interrogate people.

[Gamercat]

956. Remember how Varric narrated DA2? Well this job has fallen to the warden's mabari hound in DA3.

[Faerloch]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

939. The new graphics model for DA:I will be legos™.

{On an editorial note, if we could keep the pictures, however droll, spam and hostility down, that would be very nice indeed.}

Yes, please, this is meant to be a fun thread for making up absurd rumors, not a place for passive-aggressive attacks.  If you truly must engage in that sort of thing, feel free to make your own thread.  It is not hard.   

946.  One of the PC background options allows you to play as a famous but idiosyncratic bandit, robbing the rich to give to the bald.  Because hairy people are just gross, yo.

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Absurd? WHAT?!?!?!?! I've been pulling all my facts from Wikipedia; I've been posting in the wrong thread!

Glad it's back 

[Urzon]

957: When any and all Fereldens speak, it will only sound like an extremely fake cockney accent to the Orlaisian protagonist.

[PsychoBlonde]

Urzon wrote...

957: When any and all Fereldens speak, it will only sound like an extremely fake cockney accent to the Orlaisian protagonist.

957b. "Guv" turns out to translate as "cheese-stinking twerp".

[Gamercat]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Urzon wrote...

957: When any and all Fereldens speak, it will only sound like an extremely fake cockney accent to the Orlaisian protagonist.

957b. "Guv" turns out to translate as "cheese-stinking twerp".

957c. Asking someone for a 'buscuit' will not be the same as asking someone for a cookie.

[FenrirBlackDragon]

Alexander1136 wrote...

FenrirBlackDragon wrote...

954. You are the main character. They have invented a new device that will transport you into the game and have you take the role of the protagonist in Dragon Age 3. However, if you die in the game, you die in real life.

been watching sword art online?

... I was thinking of sword art online and a few other shows when I thought of this.

958.Mages now have some new weapons to choose from: you can now casts spells and hit people with your choice of a giant fish stick or a wet spaghetti noodle.

Modifié par FenrirBlackDragon, 11 janvier 2013 - 07:56 .

[mousestalker]

959. The PC will tweet about his or her (lack of) progress in game.