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[Gamercat]

961. 50% percent of the dialouge in game will consist of "is that (insert DA character)?" "Nope, Chuck Testa."

[legbamel]

962. The primary love interest will be a cactus. All companions will have dialogues with the PC surrounding delicate spine removal after the relationship is consummated.

[PsychoBlonde]

963. The Tevinter Imperium causes local volcanos to belch out terrific amounts of methane and carbon dioxide, hoping to defeat their Qunari enemies via global warming. However, the massive amounts of sulfur also released causes a 3% overall cooling trend that results in a new ice age covering Ferelden and parts of Orlais.

[Gamercat]

964. All combat will be hour long sumo wrestling matches.

[Ozida]

Oh God, just to imagine half of these ideas become true! 

 965. Despite of your decisions, the game will end with a tea party between Templars and Mages. Pass the cake, please.




 

Modifié par Ozida, 12 janvier 2013 - 06:22 .

[legbamel]

965a. The Sten-ishok attends, discovers that the cake was not a lie after all, and occupies the rest of Thedas in search of sweet treats.

[InfinitePaths]

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

925. Leliana and Brother Genitivi use the Sacred Ashes to start their own perfume and cosmetics line.

Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's lelitivi.

I...I...I can't breathe.:happy:

[InfinitePaths]

967.EA will make all of the female chrathers oversexualized for more sales to horny teenage boys.

[Gamercat]

HeriocGreyWarden wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

925. Leliana and Brother Genitivi use the Sacred Ashes to start their own perfume and cosmetics line.

Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's lelitivi.

I...I...I can't breathe.:happy:

We try.
968. The theme for dragon age 3 will be 'right there' by 50 cent and nicole scherzinger, for no apparant reason.

[InfinitePaths]

hawkman96j wrote...

HeriocGreyWarden wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

925. Leliana and Brother Genitivi use the Sacred Ashes to start their own perfume and cosmetics line.

Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's lelitivi.

I...I...I can't breathe.:happy:

We try.
968. The theme for dragon age 3 will be 'right there' by 50 cent and nicole scherzinger, for no apparant reason.

Ofc that wll play during the emotional romance scenes.

[schalafi]

http://www.ign.com/v...ion-huge-levels

I couldn't wade through 36 pages, but maybe someone will find this interesting, although the only thing I found new was the verification that the game will launch in fall of 2013.

I hope that's not just another unconfirmed rumor.

Modifié par schalafi, 13 janvier 2013 - 10:52 .

[Ianamus]

969. Bioware will listen to the fan's pleas and add a female Qunari LI to the game. A Quanri Broodmother. In order to please fans further she will be the first Dragon Age LI whose love scene doesn't fade to black.

[PsychoBlonde]

schalafi wrote...

http://www.ign.com/v...ion-huge-levels

I couldn't wade through 36 pages, but maybe someone will find this interesting, although the only thing I found new was the verification that the game will launch in fall of 2013.

I hope that's not just another unconfirmed rumor.

We know, also, you really should have read at least the first post before putting in anything that's actually relevant to anything.  

970.  All references to food will have their delicacy upped to 11.  No more cheese.  Instead, only quiche and souffle.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 14 janvier 2013 - 03:38 .

[PsychoBlonde]

971. When you issue an order, the PC will now actually yell for a companion to do something: "COMPANION NAME, GO!". Depending on your friend/rivalry status, companions will respond in a variety of ways: "On it!" "Yeah yeah" or "Screw you, ****."

[Gamercat]

972. There will be available DLC titled 'looney tunes combat', an example of this is that mages will be able to summon anvils to drop on top of people.

[PsychoBlonde]

973. There will be so much DLC that the Ultimate Edition including all of it will cost $400.

974.  The Qunari companion will spend the entire game sick as a dog due to some combination of SARS/Bird Flu/Anthrax/Darkspawn Corruption/Altitude Sickness/Peanut Allergy/Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 14 janvier 2013 - 01:36 .

[Sol Downer]

975: The True Final Boss is Ganondorf; he will speak Macedonian. You will too. Do it. Now.

[BrookerT]

976: There will be an optional mode where in every serious scene inappropriate music will play. Death will mainly be gangnam style and any intimate romance scene will have Black Sabbath in the background.

[SparksMKII]

977: There will be an epic quest to find a bowstring and once found and equipped it shall break upon the first use. This will then turn into the ultimate archer's weapon: bow on a string.

[Gamercat]

978. You will be able to get into fights with other npcs over items for sale in shops. After all this is Orlais.

[spartanmax52000]

mousestalker wrote...

1. Mage hats that are even awesomer than DA2

2. Mage pants will be Daisy Dukes.

3. Three different Mabari companions.

4. Edible halla

5. All singing, all dancing Qunari

6. The Hawke and the Warden will be appear in a cameo. They will be running a bar together in Antiva.

7. Andraste will make a surprise appearance. Her body model will be Megan Fox and her voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried.

8. There will be more than one type of cheese mentioned.

9. The Maker's voice actor is Fran Drescher.

10. The combat system is based upon Super Mario Kart as well as a proprietary system known as "Stop 'n Pray"

11. Nudity will be available via a day of release DLC.

12. Also available via day of release DLC will be a special adventure where you can either stab, punch or throw a pie at the NPC's of your choice.

13. Certain retiring gaming company heads will have cameos as Free March nobility.

What else has anyone heard?




{{Edit}} Canonical list here, updated spastically

979.Morgan Freeman should voice the Maker x)

Modifié par spartanmax52000, 15 janvier 2013 - 02:08 .

[legbamel]

980. Cuisine in Thedas will be revolutionized by the introduction of the apple...then apple pie...then cheese melted over apple pie. Alistair will have a cameo in which he explodes.

[Faerloch]

981. Players will have a chance to lick a lamppost in winter throughout the character creation process. This will ensure the player can see their character from all angles. All angles.