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[RepHope]

982. You will versus sten in a staring contest for the sake of Thedas. You will lose and die. Because NOBODY beats sten. EVER. AT ANYTHING.

[Mantaal]

983. The Weapon Size in DA2 was to small. The Daggers are now in the size of Twohanded Swords and you get the ability to swing them with one Foot! So you got the hands free to "romance" you group members even in a fight.

[RynJ]

984. If you start with one of the LIs and change your mind later on and go after another, the first LI will stab you to death in your sleep out of jealousy. When this happens, the game automatically resets to the very beginning and deletes all your saves. You have to start all over.

Modifié par RynJ, 15 janvier 2013 - 07:26 .

[legbamel]

985. You will have a Qunari sten as a follower but he will be inavailable for LI status as his soulmate sword will take up too much of his attention. His name will be Starric but you'll only find that out by eavesdropping at a flap of his tent on his conversations with said weapon.

[Gamercat]

986. All of the companions in DA3 will actually be based off of and voiced by the entire cast of mad tv.

[Commander Kurt]

Ozida wrote...


 965. Despite of your decisions, the game will end with a tea party between Templars and Mages. Pass the cake, please.

 

So it's the english inquisition?

CAKE OR DEATH??

[mousestalker]

987. The unreliable narrator in DA:I will be Dog.

[Dominus]

988. The unreliable antagonist in DA:I will be Flemeth...after having several pints of ale. She's a wild witch, that one.

[mousestalker]

989. Any and all lollipops given away with DA:I will be green.

[Gamercat]

990. A new religious orginazation will be founded on the fact that the cake is the truth!

[legbamel]

991. Templars desperate for their fix will take to crime sprees to fund their lyrium buys from dwarves on streetcorners throughout Thedas. They will come to be derisively known as "dustheads".

[DarkBornPhoenix]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Don't forget

14. You will be able to have yourself as a party companion due to an artifact known as the Mirror of Duplication. And yes, you will be a romance option.
15. You will also be able to hump Flemeth, the dog, and a statue standing in front of the Imperial Palace. Simultaneously.
16. Armor options will include a full burka and/or a single strategically placed leaf. Both have the same armor value.
17. The elves have revolted and killed all the shoemakers, so now NOBODY gets shoes.
18. Dwarves are the new Humans. Humans are the new Elves. Elves are the new Darkspawn. Darkspawn are the new Kossith.
19. There was a 30-second plague that caused all the new Kossith horns to drop off.
20. They've added a 4th tone option: Bat**** Insane.

WHATS next nyan cat comes out your butt  and the ending is the you been trolled face and then claptrap (from borderlands 2) walks out all normel like and it zooms up into its face dose the WUB WUB dance

[PsychoBlonde]

992. Instead of a single High Dragon boss fight, there will be four, one per party member. They must all be killed simultaneously to open the Celestial Gate to the City of Rainbows and end the curse on the Dawn Princess.
993. The Dawn Princess will turn out to be far less interesting than you expected after all those dragons. However, the loot is awesome.

[Gamercat]

994. You will not play as an inquisitor in Da3, however you and all of your companions will be Prehistoric Glamazon Huntressess!

Modifié par hawkman96j, 19 janvier 2013 - 10:32 .

[perfect_victime]

Spoiler Alert
There will be three distinct and extremly diverse endings. Side with the Mages you turn blue and walk into the sunset, side with the Templers and you will turn green and walk into the sunset. Make everyone in the world a mage and you turn yellow and walk into the sunset.
As these endings are so very diverse you have to buy the one you want in a DLC.
(Just Kidding Chris)

[Renmiri1]

Oghren Gangnan Style!

[Aragon1982]

Но инквизиция почти уничтожила орден тамплиеров:happy:

[Daralii]

996. The prologue will end with the Inquisitor being turned into a golem. The next 60 hours of gameplay will consist of standing still and watching squirrels. The final boss is erosion.

[mousestalker]

997. There will be a civil war between the red and gray factions of...squirrels
998. Because it's all about the nuts, baby.
999. Because of the civil war all mabari will be forever distracted.
1000. Robin Williams will voice all of the dogs.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1002. The BSN will be parodied in a tavern called The Beer Swilling Nook. The patrons will almost exclusively comprise people who talk about romance, sex, and who's hot. Attempting to engage someone in conversation will net the PC a rating of their physical attractiveness.

1003. BSN moderators will be cast as bouncers. Or ninjas.

[Gamercat]

1004. Mounts will now be in game! In every form imaginable except for horses and gryphens!

[legbamel]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
1003. BSN moderators will be cast as bouncers. Or ninjas.

Ninja bouncers.  You never see them coming.