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[perfect_victime]

legbamel wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
1003. BSN moderators will be cast as bouncers. Or ninjas.

Ninja bouncers.  You never see them coming.

Ninja Wizard Bouncers Yah-ha

[PsychoBlonde]

1005. We've secretly replaced the Saar-qamek with Lime Jell-O. Let's see if they notice!

[Faerloch]

1006. Just as in Call of Duty, Dragon Age players can prestige their characters and equipment. However, enemies will not be dumbed down as a result, so prepare to be pwned.
1007. To be more kid friendly, all deadly weapons have been replaced with walkie-talkies.

[dduane o]

957. commander Shep male/female will be your companion due to the fact that when the citadel imploded it didn't kill him but sent to a different universe. he won't be available as a LI because his true soul mate was the Normandy and he developed a sever addiction to ales. everytime you give him some alcohol as gifts his favorite compliment is "i'm commander Shepard and this ale is my favorite drink in the citadel". when the codex entry is checked, it says "nobody knows where or what the citadel, but based on your companion's fondness of ales and everytime you give him some, he praises the name. on the side note everytime there is a time playing, he tries his hardest to "dance" but failing to do so."

[dduane o]

*1007

[Gamercat]

1008. The Qunari now have a very strong love for soft jazz, whenever combat is initiated with a Qunari soft jazz will begin to play instead of the traditional battle theme.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1009. Blight Horses.

[mousestalker]

1010. The good news is thanks to a deal with the Apoerture Science Corporation a portal gun will be available to the PC

1011. The bad news is thanks to a deal with the Apertures Science Corporation the Big Bad in DA:I will be GLaDoS controlling an archdemon.

1012. Combustible lemons will not be an in game item.

[mesmerizedish]

1013. Combustible lemons will be an in-game item, but you'll have to pay extra to unlock them.

[Urzon]

1014: The final boss will be fought in the style of Dance Dance Revolution! If you win, there is an optional bonus fight against Flemeth, but you should beware. Old dragon lady has her groove on!

[mousestalker]

1015. The PC will be Cullen. The game will begin in the Circle of Mages move to Kirkwall then end in Orlais.

[mousestalker]

1016. The PC will start out as a prisoner on an Orlesian chain gang. He or she will then be released on parole, break parole and be pursued by a relentless guard for the rest of the game. The PC 'wins' when his or her adopted daughter gets married to a rich kid. The PC then gets escorted to the Maker by the adopted daughter's mother and a deceased girl formerly in love with the (now) son-in-law. Everyone in the cast, whether living or dead, then breaks into a rousing anthem.

[Ausstig]

1017. It will be revealed that the Isabela we meet in dragon age 2 was not in fact the same as in DA:O. She simply assumed the fake identity of a pirate that Queen Anora had created. You can choose who to recruit.

[brecka]

 1018: Introduction of Emile de Launcet as a LI
1019:  Introduction of the combover hairstyle (mainly for the aforementioned Launcet)

[Gamercat]

mousestalker wrote...

1016. The PC will start out as a prisoner on an Orlesian chain gang. He or she will then be released on parole, break parole and be pursued by a relentless guard for the rest of the game. The PC 'wins' when his or her adopted daughter gets married to a rich kid. The PC then gets escorted to the Maker by the adopted daughter's mother and a deceased girl formerly in love with the (now) son-in-law. Everyone in the cast, whether living or dead, then breaks into a rousing anthem.

1016b. The name of the game will be Dragon age 3 Les Inquisiles!

[Travie]

1020. The Inquisitor will totally rip off Shepard's catch phrase, "We'll bang, ok?"

[perfect_victime]

1021. The player starts in a prison cell, but don't know how they got there, or how they got a tattoo on their bumm. The Emperess, escorted my her trusty guards called the Swords, has to go through your cell to escape assassins who just killed her entire family. Then she sees you and says she had this dream-vision that only you can close the jaws of the Void. What? Thats been done before? oops...Nevermind. My bad.

[Urzon]

1022: At the very end of DA3, your Warden will wake up in bed from his/her origins story. It turns out that all the events of DAO, DA2, and DA3 were all a dream. Then he/she procedes to live the rest of his/her life in obscurity.

1023: Lavos awakens to destory most of the life on Thedas. Whatever life remains, is now prey to the hordes of demons released from the torn Veil, caused by the mass death. The next Dragon Age takes place in this dystopian wasteland. The hero is mentored by Flemeth, the Spirit of Change, to conquer Fate by changing it. All he/she has to do is kill Lavos before it awakens.... through time travel!!!

Modifié par Urzon, 25 janvier 2013 - 06:34 .

[animedreamer]

 The beautiful Lady Aeducan will resurface if you didn't play as a noble dwarven clan member. She will be a recruitable party member, and even love interest. 

Modifié par animedreamer, 25 janvier 2013 - 03:44 .

[mousestalker]

1024. Bioware will be partnering all future projects (including Mass Effect and Dragon Age) with a new distributor/marketer. After February 2013, all products will have not only the Bioware and Ea logos, but also Disney Toons. Limited production straight to DVD movies will follow shortly.

[Gamercat]

1025. At the end of dragon age 3 it will be revealed that the entire saga was actually just a story that an American teenager wrote for her highschool class.

[BombThatDeadGuy]

The murder knife will be the main weapon, everything is a one-hit kill
Alistair willl return but will be quickly turned into a toad by mages
Unwanted loot can be converted into omni-gel
Upon beating the game Shepherd mode is unlocked
Qunari will now speak like elcors
Big hats will take up 75% of the screen
Spit mages will be the main enemy

[mousestalker]

1026. The PC's companions will be named Robin, Tracy, Kim, Spencer, Rusty and Taylor.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1027. The PC's name will be Faucon Berger. Every time you are introduced, non-Orlesians will snigger and ask if they can have fries with that.

Modifié par Shadow of Light Dragon, 28 janvier 2013 - 10:15 .

[Sandy]

 1028. Besides easy, normal, hard and nightmare mode, there will also be a Sam Jackson mode.