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Unconfirmed Rumours About What's In DA: Inquisition


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#976
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1029. Bioware wanting to show that they will do better job this time will place the whole game within Kirkwall, only this time you won't be able to leave the city.

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1030: The main character will not be voiced. They will instead rely on interpretive dance to communicate.
1031: The main character's name will be Cardinal Biggles.
1032: The main character will be a nug.

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1033 The main LI will be voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

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1034. Orlais has even uglier and more horrible public monuments than giant bronze slave statues.
1035. The loading splash screens will no longer feature graffiti in DA3, only artistic nudes.

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mousestalker wrote...

4. Edible halla

What else has anyone heard?

:wizard:


{{Edit}} Canonical list here, updated spastically


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1036. To include all of these rumours, dragon age 3 will be split into three games. Dragon age 3 inquisition, Dragon age 3 part 2 a new inquisition, and dragon age 3 part 3 return of the inquisition.

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1037. The male PC's default name will be Buddy. The female PC's default name will be Boo.
1038. One of the companions will be a panda.

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1037a English and Australian default will be Mate for males and Bird or Sheila respectively for females.
1038a English version will be a hedgehog (VO by Daniel Craig)
1038b Australian version will be a platypus (VO by Hugh Jackman)

Modifié par Corvus I, 16 février 2013 - 09:46 .


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1039. The opening title screen and all the last lines of a conversation will be done in the manner of a Horatio Caine punch line;

( •_•) Presenting Dragon Age 3...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) The Nug Inquisition...


YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

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1040. The Gryphon in your party will be voiced by Morgan Freeman, but only romanceable by Dog.
1041. Morrigan makes a triumphant return as buyable goods in the majority of brothels, but won't be in the game.

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1042. Shale will be forced to play that pigeon dating game

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1043. All the males; Men, Elves and Dwarves alike will wear mutlicoloured kilts.
1044. All the females; Women, Elves and Dwarves alike will wear Catwoman costumes.

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1045. More mage hats

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1046: Dragon Age: Inquisition will be a jukebox musical in the style of Glee, with characters communicating their feelings and providing exposition through re-appropriated pop songs.

1046a: In keeping with this stylistic change, battles will take the form of elaborately choreographed dances, requiring the player to use the motion control peripheral bundled with the game.

Modifié par Plaintiff, 17 février 2013 - 04:03 .


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1047. Decline in Dalish culture will be shown to be a result of teenage Elfbook addiction.

1048. Sandal will now only enchant your...sandals.

1049. Ostagar is revealed to be big misunderstanding. Darkspawn just wanted to talk.

1050. Economic crisis will force Grey Wardens to revamp Joining Ritual as All Dancing All Singing Joining Ritual and charge admission. 2 shows a night.

1051. Waxing will be compulsory before every battle.

1052. Lothering elves will be found operating a kebab stall. Missing pet lamb will still be missing.

1053. Isolde will be romanceable. In game transaction required to make her mute.

1054. Shale will meet children keeping pet rocks. And will kill them.

1055. Party camp will  have 16 latrines. One for each sexual orientation.

Modifié par Yendor_Trawz, 17 février 2013 - 07:08 .


#991
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Plaintiff wrote...

1046: Dragon Age: Inquisition will be a jukebox musical in the style of Glee, with characters communicating their feelings and providing exposition through re-appropriated pop songs.

1046a: In keeping with this stylistic change, battles will take the form of elaborately choreographed dances, requiring the player to use the motion control peripheral bundled with the game.


Yes good

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Dhiro wrote...

Plaintiff wrote...

1046: Dragon Age: Inquisition will be a jukebox musical in the style of Glee, with characters communicating their feelings and providing exposition through re-appropriated pop songs.

1046a: In keeping with this stylistic change, battles will take the form of elaborately choreographed dances, requiring the player to use the motion control peripheral bundled with the game.


Yes good

Sebastian and Anders will make a cameo to duet on Katy Perry's 'Firework'.

#993
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Plaintiff wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Plaintiff wrote...

1046: Dragon Age: Inquisition will be a jukebox musical in the style of Glee, with characters communicating their feelings and providing exposition through re-appropriated pop songs.

1046a: In keeping with this stylistic change, battles will take the form of elaborately choreographed dances, requiring the player to use the motion control peripheral bundled with the game.


Yes good

Sebastian and Anders will make a cameo to duet on Katy Perry's 'Firework'.


Leliana and Isabela will duo "I Kissed a Girl", while Alistair will give us his breathtaking rendition of "I Just Had Sex".

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1056 (or whatever): There will be a female dwarf companion, voiced by Australian actress/comedienne Rebel Wilson, of Bridesmaids and Pitch Perfect fame.

One of her battle cries: "I'll finish you like a cheesecake!"

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Dhiro wrote...

Plaintiff wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Plaintiff wrote...

1046: Dragon Age: Inquisition will be a jukebox musical in the style of Glee, with characters communicating their feelings and providing exposition through re-appropriated pop songs.

1046a: In keeping with this stylistic change, battles will take the form of elaborately choreographed dances, requiring the player to use the motion control peripheral bundled with the game.


Yes good

Sebastian and Anders will make a cameo to duet on Katy Perry's 'Firework'.


Leliana and Isabela will duo "I Kissed a Girl", while Alistair will give us his breathtaking rendition of "I Just Had Sex".

If Fenris was sold back to Danarius, he will appear briefly in the Tevinter questline to perform 'Slave 4 U'.

#996
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1057. Monty Python and The Holy Grail characters will make cameo appearances, and Sir Robin will be a companion and possible romance option.

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1058. The mages win regardless of anything you do in game. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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1059. The DA:I big reveal will happen on the season finale of Big Bang Theory, in which Sheldon will get too impatient and hack David Gaider's computer. Chris Priestly will have a cameo.

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legbamel wrote...

1059. The DA:I big reveal will happen on the season finale of Big Bang Theory, in which Sheldon will get too impatient and hack David Gaider's computer. Chris Priestly will have a cameo.


Do it! :devil:

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legbamel wrote...

1059. The DA:I big reveal will happen on the season finale of Big Bang Theory, in which Sheldon will get too impatient and hack David Gaider's computer. Chris Priestly will have a cameo.


That would be awesome.