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[Lady Mortho]

1120. Blood Mages will have giant orgys!

[Gamercat]

1122. There will be a band of all female rogues in the game that, oddly enough, look exactly like the P ussycat dolls.

Modifié par hawkman96j, 25 mars 2013 - 06:46 .

[dragonflight288]

1123. Elves will regain their immortality after they discover mabari leave little 'bombs' all over the forest.

[redhood7]

1124.Cheese wheels will be used as armor.

[Angrywolves]

David Cage will be a guest writer for the game

[-TC1989-]

1126. You can pick any race in the Dragon Age series, all equipped with their own talents, and specializations.

1127. The Maker got bored after the events of DA2, and brought everyone back to life that has died since The Dragon Age began, BUT they come back as the opposite sex. The Maker has a sense of humor after all...

Modifié par -TC1989-, 30 mars 2013 - 09:41 .

[Sir George Parr]

1128. Jo Wyatt to voice all female characters in the game.
1129. Princess Adora/She-Ra DLC companion.

[SwordofMercy1]

... But... But I want James Earl Jones as the Maker...

[Renmiri1]

1130. Honey BooBoo moves to Orlais

[Avalon The Elf]

Renmiri1 wrote...

1130. Honey BooBoo moves to Orlais

1131 We kill it with fire

[BouncyFrag]

1132. In honor of Leliana and of Sean Connery's character in the Highlander 2, any companions/npcs from DA games who had their heads lopped off will return in DA:I as full-blown love interests whilst sporting a curious scar around their neck.

[Volus Warlord]

1133.) The PC will be voiced by Sean Connery. Male and female.

[Sovano]

1134. the griffins will return from the makers side with the ability to speak but will be driven crazy by the singing of the maker he rly can't hit the notes right and after two centuries of torcher by his singing and he will be voiced by morgan freeman

[Gamercat]

1135. Dragon age 3 Inquisition will be completely black and white.

[PsychoBlonde]

hawkman96j wrote...

1135. Dragon age 3 Inquisition will be completely black and white.

1135a.  Except for one NPC extra who appears in the background of a single scene and looks vaguely Korean.  If you spot him and send in a screenshot, you get a free T-shirt with the logo "I AM WAY TOO CONCERNED WITH ISSUES OF RACE."

1136.  A prominent geographical feature will strongly resemble a penis.

[BillyH666]

1137. The Maker is actually Abraham Lincoln, and Thedas is a terraformed mars.

[BouncyFrag]

1138. With recent comments from Bioware saying they are taking some inspiration from Skyrim, the following features will be incorporated into DA3:
-backwards flying dragons
-you can easily steal from merchants by putting a basket or pot over their heads so they can't see what you are up to
-Curved swords. Curved. Swords.
-Bards will only know two songs even though they spent years honing thier craft and should have a greater repertoire of songs to pull from

Random Honorable Mention goes to Sleeping Dog's pork bun because a man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man. Such words as these are ones to live by.

[Wolfspawn]

1139. Sheogorath will be in the game. Why? Why would he break precious, precious lore for Dragon Age and The Elder Scrolls both? FOR THE CHEESE, OF COURSE! DA3 is set in Orlais, after all!

[BouncyFrag]

1140. In an effort to reach a broader audience, the following day one dlc romance-able companions will be made available. For the all-important sake of inclusiveness, these characters can be male, female, or transexual.
Mario

Master Chief

Kratos






 

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 01 avril 2013 - 03:09 .

[Little Princess Peach]

Alistair finally declares himself to be a ferelden turnip

[Who is that Masked Man]

1142. If your main character dies, he is perma-dead, but you can continue playing as Hawke. If Hawke also dies, you continue on as your Warden. If your Warden then dies the game permanently deletes all your save files.

[Wickwrackscar]

1143. DA3 will be a Mass Effect crossover. For the purpose of maximizing irony, Shepard will kill a Revenant with a Revenant.

[Renmiri1]

1144. DAI was going to be an adventure for all but then it took an arrow to the knee..

[legbamel]

1145. Day-One DLC will bring light sabers to the DA universe. In a cross-promotion, SWTOR will get even-sillier hats, if that's physically (digitally?) possible.