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[Shadow of Light Dragon]

Not on TOP of the statue? What kind of half-assed orgy is this? ;D

1146. Varric will release some magazines with 'informative' pictures for the Snuggle Age expansion, entitled "The Not-So-Silent Grove", "Those Who Shriek" and "Sleep. Huh What is it Good For?".

Modifié par Shadow of Light Dragon, 30 mai 2013 - 08:41 .

[Elrena]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

1144. DLCs will include Dragon Age: Pillow Talk, Dragon Age: Love Letters, and Dragon Age: Hugs and Kisses.
1145: The DA3 expansion, 'Snuggle Age', will introduce every past companion except Dog as an LI (dead NPCs available in Fade sequences).

1145b) Snuggle Age will feature a 'Hot Coffee' minigame, where the player has to pass a QTE to successfully brew their LI of choice a morning beverage. 

[PsychoBlonde]

1146. In an effort to be more "open world", they have decided to implement elements from the #1 open world game of all time: Minecraft.

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

1147: The PC will have a mentor voiced with stock recording of Pat Morita. Part of his training will be to clean a cart.

[Gamercat]

1148. In bioware's efforts to be more supportive of the LGBT community, darkspawn flesh will now be rainbow colored instead of grey.

[kinderschlager]

1149: maker makes an apperance and is voiced by morgan freeman

[BouncyFrag]

1150. An in-game easter egg similar to the Dragon Age troll statue found in the Mass Effect 2 Kasumi dlc loyalty mission will be of a large statue of a Krogan with a victorious Grunt standing atop it.

[Mclouvins]

1151. Bethany will appear and will not have aged a day because her fingers absorbed all her aging and now appear to be about 200 years old instead of 150 when she was 18-19.

[kinderschlager]

Mclouvins wrote...

1151. Bethany will appear and will not have aged a day because her fingers absorbed all her aging and now appear to be about 200 years old instead of 150 when she was 18-19.

not the only one who noticed hers and merrills are all bony eh?

[PsychoBlonde]

1152. If you save scum the game forces you to wear a livery that looks like a giant chicken egg. Baawk!

[PsychoBlonde]

1153. Al Pacino plays as a Pride Demon dedicated to corrupting the PC Inquisitor. "Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin."
1154.  Special Easter Egg sex scene if you make your character look like Keanu Reeves.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 31 mai 2013 - 04:35 .

[Faerloch]

1155. If Keanu Reeves likeness is detected, Darkspawn will be rendered as geth.
1156. To please the polarized DA fanbase, Hawke, the Warden, Morrigan, Teagan, Sloth Demon, and everyone murdered over the last two games will make cameos and be romanceable.

[Renmiri1]

1157. Nugs will be romanceable. Mabaris will not. Heated discussions in the BSN forum ensue

[Gamercat]

1158. British accents, will now be the only accents.

[mousestalker]

1159. The mage PC character will have a pleather costume. The pants will be very tight.

[Milan92]

1160. There will be a wedding, A Blue wedding!

[Blind2Society]

FINE HERE wrote 8 MONTHS AGO...

106. The X-Box version will require the use of the kinect. FOR THE ENTIRE GAME.

Wow...

[Blind2Society]

ReggarBlane wrote...

145. Dragon Age will require on-line access during all gameplay modes to push real-world advertisements onto in-game products, signs, banners and billboards. There will be no off-line options. (The box and online listing will state that in tiny text.)

Damn, you two were on a roll 8 months ago.

Will I win the lottery?

Mechler wrote...

302. Kasumi will be romancable

I like this

Modifié par Blind2Society, 04 juin 2013 - 03:46 .

[kathic]

1161. There will be several references to the threat posed by an unnamed Island Nation that has long been the chief rival of Orlais. The references will make fun of them for their hate of stinky cheese but their love of eel pie.

[Gamercat]

1162. All of the conflicts in Thedas will be settled over a lovely game of cricket.

[Angrywolves]

Will Smith and his son will crash land in Orlais.

[kinderschlager]

1163: isabela tops DA:O love scene with a sixsome

[Dio Demon]

kinderschlager wrote...

1163: isabela tops DA:O love scene with a sixsome

1163 a) The main character will not be a part of the sixsome but their LI will be and it is mandatory.

[kinderschlager]

Crazy Eyed One wrote...

kinderschlager wrote...

1163: isabela tops DA:O love scene with a sixsome

1163 a) The main character will not be a part of the sixsome but their LI will be and it is mandatory.

1163 female quanari companion starts it (not required as Li to do so)

[Gamercat]

kinderschlager wrote...

Crazy Eyed One wrote...

kinderschlager wrote...

1163: isabela tops DA:O love scene with a sixsome

1163 a) The main character will not be a part of the sixsome but their LI will be and it is mandatory.

1163 female quanari companion starts it (not required as Li to do so)

1163 c) It will be discovered that one of the people in the 'sixsome' was actually  two midgets in a horse suit. A sevensome will actually have taken place.