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[Inside_Joke]

dragonflight288 wrote...

1198. Demons discover a love of bunnies and stop possessing people.

Do they start possessing bunnies?

[lastpatriot]

That image of ET is really disturbing... I think I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position now and cry the image from my brain.

[Tarek]

LMAO

[Gamercat]

1199. To earn extra gold in game, female characters can become surrogate mothers.

Modifié par hawkman96j, 25 juin 2013 - 10:24 .

[Eveangaline]

The dwarven male royals Bastard child from orzamar becomes one of the main characters

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

2000: Due to the number of people who protest that dead characters should stay dead, DA:I will now be a roguelike game.

Modifié par Shadow of Light Dragon, 09 juillet 2013 - 03:21 .

[mousestalker]

2001. There will be a Tranquil mage named 'Hal' as an NPC.

[Sjpelke]

2002. To supplement that tranquil another one named 'Ynewyah' ( <--twins)

[Dominus]

2003. At least half of these rumors will actually be in the game. Make it happen, BioWare.

[Kaytee]

1204* (no number skipping!)
For added realism your PC and companions will need to be fed, use the toilet, and speak to each other otherwise they'll stomp on the ground, wave their arms in the air and scream at the sky in a different unknown language. They also may wet themselves, be stalked by bunnies and refuse to fight for you.

1205
There will be a new type of rodent enemy that wander around in caves with candles on their heads. Their candles are extremely valuable, however if you take one they will attempt to maim you while shouting profanities about your candle stealing ways

Modifié par Kaytee, 26 juillet 2013 - 05:17 .

[MiSS Provencale]

The inquisitor is the mother of Dragons

[septembervirgin]

The dog from DA Origins is back and he's a blood mage. Watch out or he'll bite you where the sun doesn't shine -- in the Fade.

[Gamercat]

1208. Due to an odd disease striking Thedas, Cullen and the Inquisitor will be the only male characters in game.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1209. Because qunari and dragons both have horns, it will be revealed they are distantly related to halla.

[Volus Warlord]

1210.) DA:I will have numerous cringeworthy references to GoT.

(Actually, this reminded of how I was cracking up @ Borderlands 2. "My mother and uncle are just good friends, that's all!")

[Blackout62]

mousestalker wrote...

13. Certain retiring gaming company heads will have cameos as Free March nobility.

Gasp! Is it Ser Jon Riccitiello of the Oft Misspelt Surname? Duke Ray Muzyka? Count Jason West? Seneshal Cliff Blezinski? Lord Phil Fish?! Oh steady my heart.

1211. Giant Scorpions are the new giant arachnids of DA:I.

Modifié par Blackout62, 30 juillet 2013 - 08:49 .

[kathic]

1212. We have decided to add elements from Dungeons and Dragons. Players will now be limited by weight as well as by inventory space. Additionally mages will need to choose a limited number of spells to cast every day which makes them useless after the 3rd battle of a dungeon,

Modifié par kathic, 30 juillet 2013 - 02:46 .

[Little Princess Peach]

1213. Cullen is Morrigan's father

[mousestalker]

1214. You will be able to play online minigames using Bioware Bucks. Bioware Bucks will be purchasable with all major credit cards. Proposed mini games are Keno, Texas hold 'em and the Big Wheel.

[lysistratas-]

 The only companion and LI will be a Nug named Gligori. Said Nug will do absolutely nothing in combat. Have fun on nightmare. 

[Gamercat]

mousestalker wrote...

1214. You will be able to play online minigames using Bioware Bucks. Bioware Bucks will be purchasable with all major credit cards. Proposed mini games are Keno, Texas hold 'em and the Big Wheel.

1214b. Candy Crush and bejeweled blitz will also be available at the minor surcharge of 20$. Each.....

[ladyiolanthe]

1215. There will be a lever that has bad consequences if you pull it. Your male Inquisitor will be irrevocably turned female; females will irrevocably be turned male. Even if you reload your last save... At least it won't be an issue for your LI.

Modifié par ladyiolanthe, 31 juillet 2013 - 12:00 .

[ladyiolanthe]

1215. There will be riddles that have to be solved in order to complete at least one of the quests.
 
1215b. One of them will be "What have I got in my pocket?"

1215c. Another will be "What are the opposites of these words? Always coming from take me down."

Modifié par ladyiolanthe, 31 juillet 2013 - 12:47 .