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[Gamercat]

1261. A new multi class combat skill will be implemented called the "Miley Cyrus". You turn around, twerk, and all of you enemies go blind. It's super effective.

[Chaos Hammer]

1262. You find out that andraste was really a hallucinogenic drug and her "ashes" were really just an ancient hash..... Eamon was just in withdrawal of some serious chronic

[Gamercat]

1264. It will be required that the main character wear a chastity belt.

[TanithAeyrs]

1265. Your only companions will be Binky the horse, Rincewind the wizard and the luggage. Rincewind is a romantic interest for either sex - if you can catch up to him.
1266. Kaidan and Carth with be love interests who then fight over whether you betrayed them or not. They consequently run off with each other.
1267. Boo is the Maker.
1268. Sten and Minsc will be combined into one character. "B*** kicking for cake."
1269. Deekin will be a party member and Cullen's only LI.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1270. The companions and NPCs will only be allowed to wear burlap, so that the PC doesn't feel envious of armour designs s/he can't wear.

[Gamercat]

1271. Bioware has decided to go with an indie feel for this game, therefore, to add effects to the environment, combat has been removed.

[BouncyFrag]

 1272. Trevor from GTA 5 will be the only inquisitor you can play as what with EA money whipping R* to get those rights hoping to get some of that GTA money luvin. You will be able to control most of his dialog and actions but if he looses it (which can happen at any time for any reason) all bets are off. Bioware is also revealing a 'cannibal' subset to your traditional blood magic abilities. 

[pablosplinter]

1273. The game will end with the arch-demon approaching the Inquisitor disguised as a nug, and give him/her 3 choices as to how he/she wants to defeat it. Putting on a hat will result in magical a blue explosion, giving you power over darkspawn and killing all the mages. Scratching you butt will result in a magical green explosion, turning everyone into darkspawn so we can all get along suddenly, killing all Templars, and Sparta-kicking the Nug will result in a magical red explosion just killing everything, credits roll.

[Fardreamer]

1274. It is intentionally coded into the game, that if you go a long time without saving, the game will automatically crash for no reason.

[Dio Demon]

Fardreamer wrote...

1274. It is intentionally coded into the game, that if you go a long time without saving, the game will automatically crash for no reason.

1274 a) Also all autosaves shall be deleted.

[PsychoBlonde]

Crazy Eyed One wrote...

Fardreamer wrote...

1274. It is intentionally coded into the game, that if you go a long time without saving, the game will automatically crash for no reason.

1274 a) Also all autosaves shall be deleted.

1274 c) there shall be an optional cloud-saving system, but they will all get corrupted.

1275.  Due to a slight miscommunication, the Arishok is now voiced by Samuel L. Jackson reprising the role of Nick Fury.  The Ben-Hasrath have been forced to dress like Captain America.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1276. The Keep will allow not only the tweaking of your world-state in reference to the games, but custom settings to put your DA:I experience in line with every Dragon Age fanfic ever written. Including the kmeme.

[Gamercat]

1277. Feme inquisitor models will be based off of rosie o donnel.

[BouncyFrag]

1278. If you get the Dragon Age Keep app for your iphone, Siri's voiced will be replaced by Sandal's. Issues will arise since Sandal gets lonely and bored quickly prompting him to randomly spout "enchantment!" at inopportune moments regardless if the phone is off or in silent mode.

[ShallowlLife9871]

1279. there will be a quest where you must run around in your small clothes screaming at the top of your lungs " I AM THE BLACK NINJA AND I WILL STEAL YOUR CHICKEN!!!!!!"

only when you have done this, will you be able to load the game for the first time.

Modifié par ShallowlLife9871, 30 octobre 2013 - 09:01 .

[mousestalker]

1280. Many beloved animated characters from other genres will appear as figures on Orlesian vases.

[AresKeith]

1281. Metal Gears will appear from the Veil

Modifié par AresKeith, 14 janvier 2014 - 08:51 .

[BouncyFrag]

1282. The multiplayer aspect of the game will feature an invasion mechanic modeled after the one in Dark Souls. Instead of an invader trying to kill the host, the invader's goal is to steal love interests to horde back in their world. All your Cullen are belong to us.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 14 janvier 2014 - 09:02 .

[superdeathdealer14]

Hmm..... it appears someone is trying to revive a dead thread oh well.

1283 All weapons are like the ones found in SR swords and great swords now look like the penetrator and all crossbows are dubstep and they are all wacky and stupid and so on and so forth.

Modifié par superdeathdealer14, 14 janvier 2014 - 09:17 .

[Jaeger]

1284. Due to budget cuts, the only companions you're gonna get are a shy, virgin Desire Demon, an Ogre philosopher, a Pride Demon with critically low self-esteem and a mage who is allergic to magic.

[legbamel]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

1276. The Keep will allow not only the tweaking of your world-state in reference to the games, but custom settings to put your DA:I experience in line with every Dragon Age fanfic ever written. Including the kmeme.

Yes!  

Modifié par legbamel, 14 janvier 2014 - 09:43 .

[BrowncoatN7]

1285. Due to certain unforeseen circumstances you will no longer be able to choose your race and class in the beginning of the game. Instead, the story will follow 38 shopkeepers in their lofty quests to sell items to a randomly chosen passerby. Said passerby will change every 15 minutes without notification. Failure to comply will result in death.

[Gemini Freak]

1286. The individual responsible for sundering the Veil is Harbinger.

[Rotward]

1287. Mabari mages