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[PsychoBlonde]

1312. A substantial portion of the game is devoted to dealing with a "New Age" Andrastian sect that spends the majority of its time smoking elfroot and believes the Maker is female and Andraste was a lesbian.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1313. Elves who remain in place too long will have their halla confiscated and their aravels clamped and removed.

This is not a prediction. This is a WARNING.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1314. One of your party companions will be shunned by the others for not having a dramatic enough First Meeting scene with you.

Modifié par Yendor_Trawz, 17 janvier 2014 - 06:27 .

[Wothen]

1315 There will be a always avaible "shut up fool" option in the dialogue wheel, where you automatically pimp slaps whoever is talking and starts combat with the aforementioned person

Modifié par Wothen, 17 janvier 2014 - 06:27 .

[Yendor_Trawz]

1316. For 24 hours, all travel, fighting, murder, rape and other acts of evil will cease as citizens celebrate the annual Thedas holiday of Let's Just Chill For A Day day.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

Yendor_Trawz wrote...

1314. One of your party companions will be shunned by the others for not having a dramatic enough First Meeting scene with you.

After DA2, I could believe this.


1314b. Varric will rate each party member's dramatic entrance on number of vanquished foes, memorable one-liners, acrobatics, heroic poses, pyrotechnics/magic and general badassery.

1314c. Walking away from an explosion without looking at it is an instant win.

[DarthSliver]

Wothen wrote...

1315 There will be a always avaible "shut up fool" option in the dialogue wheel, where you automatically pimp slaps whoever is talking and starts combat with the aforementioned person

I must add to this one

1315b: You can just slap every NPC in the game, even the Queen of Orlais 

1316c: Slapping everyone in game allows you to side with the main bad guy, but you have to slap the main bad guy he wont see it coming. 

[Yendor_Trawz]

1317. Due to a bureaucratic mix up, your magical random encounter with a unicorn will be replaced by a much less magical random encounter with an annoying guy on a unicycle.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1318. In the confrontational dialogue following a dramatic event involving a party member, you will have the option to say "Just keepin' it real, bro."

Modifié par Yendor_Trawz, 17 janvier 2014 - 09:10 .

[Deflagratio]

1319: Dragon Riding is in the game. But only after pursuing a lengthy romance with said Dragon. There is still no details as to how much "Riding" will actually be shown, but surely not enough to earn the fiscally suicidal rating of Ao.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1320. The Enigma of Kirkwall will be solved. It will be revealed that the city originally contained 4 major districts - High Town, Low Town, Dark Town and...Funky Town.

Modifié par Yendor_Trawz, 17 janvier 2014 - 12:50 .

[satunnainen]

Since people have wished the return of the good oldfashioned computer games, the game will have a text parser interface instead of mouse/keyboard. Also all the graphics are 640x480, 256 colors.

[DRTJR]

1321. Dragon Age Inquisition is a musical

[Grieving Natashina]

DRTJR wrote...

1321. Dragon Age Inquisition is a musical

I would actually play that. 

1322. Cullen and Cassandra will be in a rivalmance in Inquisition.  Players must find a way to break up the couple in order to have them become available as LIs.

Modifié par Starsyn, 17 janvier 2014 - 01:00 .

[Sidney]

DRTJR wrote...

1321. Dragon Age Inquisition is a musical

Too late, there has already been a musical inquisition done. It was wonderful.

[mousestalker]

1323. DA:I will have a costume contest incorporated as a mini game.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1324. The Final Confrontation will be refereed by a talking, cigar-smoking duck.

[satunnainen]

I just realized, that there are so many different suggestions in this thread, that probably atleast few are quite close, if not exactly true.

[Gamercat]

1325. The new weapons of choice in game will be lightsabers for warriors double bladed lightsabers for mages, and chic mini knife like lightsabers for rogues.

[Yggdrasil]

Yendor_Trawz wrote...

1320. The Enigma of Kirkwall will be solved. It will be revealed that the city originally contained 4 major districts - High Town, Low Town, Dark Town and...Funky Town.

Y_T shoots, and (s)he scores!

1326. All the Cullen fan fic, fan pics and general fanatic love causes DA:I to become sentient and self-aware.  Human civilization collapses.

Modifié par MichaelStJohn90068, 17 janvier 2014 - 07:16 .

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

1327. DA:I is a MLP crossover leading to the Pony Age.
Tremble in fear as i have now created fanfics.

[BrowncoatN7]

1328. The combat animations will be heavily influenced by Crayon Pop music videos.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

1329. It will be a dateing sim.

[Gamercat]

1330. Bioware will loose all rights to DA due to a legal battle, resulting in the creation of Sims: Thedas edition.

Modifié par hawkman96j, 17 janvier 2014 - 10:46 .

[CybAnt1]

satunnainen wrote...

I just realized, that there are so many different suggestions in this thread, that probably atleast few are quite close, if not exactly true.

It's supposed to be a joke thread. The guesses are supposed to be humorous. Although perhaps with some bitterness hiding behind the humor. 

It would be very interesting indeed if satirical joke ideas ended up being more accurate than peoples' attempts to do "serious," accurate prediction of what the game will feature. 

That said, if some of these 1000+ predictions end up being true, I can see them escalating fan bitterness level, +10.