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[satunnainen]

1348, Some of the male dwarves wont have beards.Instead they have loads of chesthair, which is trimmed to look like a beard when you watch far enough.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1349. The mystery of the the absence of cats in Kirkwall will be solved. It will be revealed that all along, they were stapled to Varric's chest.

[Rotward]

1350 Fenris becomes the wine warlord, conquering Orlais for their fancy wines.

[PsychoBlonde]

1351. Teagan successfully weaponizes Isolde's whining, turning Fereldan into the greatest military power in Thedas.

[Grieving Natashina]

1352. Fenyriel will be coming back, with knowledge on how the Dreamers in the Tevinter Imperium entered the Fade and started the cycle of Blights.

Modifié par Starsyn, 21 janvier 2014 - 05:59 .

[legbamel]

1353. The game will end with Dalish clans putting together strike teams to free random Tevinter slaves and bring them back to the clans. They'll say it's for genetic diversity but DAIV will be about how they defeat the Imperium after weakening them by removing all of the people who knew how to actually do anything more than order someone else to do it.

[Gamercat]

1354. In DA:I Isabella will find a way to show twice as much cleavage. Impossible you say? Then you haven't spent enough time with Isabella.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1355. Contradictory lore will not be resolved, but rather complicated further with additional contradictory lore so that fans can keep discussing important issues like the origins of the Litany of Adralla, and Who Really Killed Isabela's Husband?.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1356. Ruck will reappear from the Deep Roads, and gain fame throughout Thedas for his beautiful singing voice.

Modifié par Yendor_Trawz, 22 janvier 2014 - 03:20 .

[Beyond2souls]

(I didn't really wanna read 60 pages so sorry if this has already been posted)
1357. The inquisitor can only romance himself. If you want to romance somebody else you have to find every codex in the game.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1358. One of the PC's agents will always have the dialogue options of "Sorry about that, Chief" and "Missed by that much"

Modifié par Yendor_Trawz, 22 janvier 2014 - 07:22 .

[dragonflight288]

1359: There will be a Diamond Back mini-game and we always lose to Varric.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1360. The microwave will be invented, thus instantly halving the need for slaves in Tevinter.

[Beef-Wellington]

1361. One of your companions will be a talking, liberal, white Mabari. It will tragically die late in the game, but will come back due to high demand and a Change.org petition.

[CybAnt1]

1362. There will be no more buttons for specific activated and sustained abilities. Nor spells.

Instead, the UI has only one button that says "Press This Button and Awesome Happens"

You will press it, and your character will do some kind of visually amazing ability that does damage, although you have no idea which one.

If it results in killing your adversary, you will see a jaw-dropping finishing move and blood splatter, all while someone jams on metal guitar in the background.

[Grieving Natashina]

1363. All of the living Tevinter statues will be restored to flesh.
1364. A dreamer abomination in an unknown nation is causing the Veil Tears.

[Gamercat]

1365. In order to market the game to a more 'mature' audience the game will be renamed Dragon age 'Sexquisition'. On the cover will be the inquisitor in pasties and fish net stockings, the cover will be reversable for either gender like ME3.

[KC_Prototype]

1366. You can sleep with anybody in the game but you then have children doing it and you'll have to pay child support.

[DarthSliver]

1367. If you made Alistair the King, Ferelden will be a state of Orlais and there will be a Governor of Ferelden instead of a King.

[Yendor_Trawz]

1369. A major plot development will necessitate that, for a short time, you must become intimate with a squid.

[satunnainen]

1370. The composer of the game has resently discovered the tricks of the wah-wah pedal, and now the whole game sounds like 1970s po... adult entertainment movie.

[Gamercat]

1371. Cross dressing is now the latest rage in Orlais. Since the Inquisitor needs to be an icon for the people, he/she will have to follow suit.

[PsychoBlonde]

1372. It turns out the functions of blood and lyrium in magic are entirely a result of color pigmentation. A mass outbreak of Circle mages occurs after a well-meaning apprentice cook serves a midafternoon snack of Red Velvet Cake and Raspberry Kool-aid.

[PsychoBlonde]

1372a. Fortunately the crazed mages are shortly brought low by a sugar crash and returned to the Circle for nappies.