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[Papajack55]

Rumour has it that Leliana will be back as a stripper in a bar... And have a twin a sister to boot!! Which you can romance both at the same time!!

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1373. There will be precisely one point where the PC can proclaim they don't believe in the Maker or any gods, to which the relevant NPC will say "Oh." And then the game will proceed as normal.

1374. There will be precisely one point in the game where the PC can say "Good luck" instead of a religious benediction, to which the relevant NPC will say "Thanks." And then the game will proceed as normal.

1375. There will be precisely one point in the game where the PC can say "I hope you don't die of the plague!" instead of a "Maker bless you!", to which the relevant NPC will say "Go *** yourself." Then the game will proceed as normal.

[mousestalker]

1376. Morrigan will say "Maker bless you" at one point. She will then catch herself and look embarrassed.

Modifié par mousestalker, 24 janvier 2014 - 03:59 .

[Sparketh]

1377. The game is called DA I Because it happens Between O and II.

[Magdalena11]

1378. Sandal will return as a desire demon and show the inquisitor what enchantment really is.

[HK-90210]

1379. The Inquisitor will be given a Mewtwo companion to start the game with. And everytime they beat a High Dragon, they must yell 'Lyrium Ball, GO!' and toss the nearest dwarf at the dragon's body in order to harness it as a new familiar.

[Rotward]

1380 the Inquisitor will have to deal with a strike among the inquisition, once the female soldiers realize they're only being paid 75% what their male counterparts earn

[PsychoBlonde]

1381. The Inquisitor will be able to insist that everyone address him/her as "The Chosen One". Doing this accrues massive neg rep with everyone except Morrigan, who thinks it's hilarious.

[Gamercat]

1382. The entire soundtrack of DA:I will be written and performed by Miley Cyrus.

[Rotward]

1383 it's going to be a good game that satisfies most reasonable expectations

[legbamel]

1383a. The forum will explode into flames and BioWare will be forced to release DLC that allows the Inquisitor to sit around a tavern stabbing maps and drinking whiskey for seventeen hours to distract everyone.

[Rotward]

^^ Are we talking flames as in flaming, or are our computers going to ignite? If the latter, I don't think anyone will be able to play the DLC.

[Gamercat]

1384. The DLC that Bioware will put out for DA:I will be so masterful that not a single person will complain.

[Vexed Forest]

1385. They will then release a horse armour DLC.

1386. You have the option to recruit an unholy army of mabari warhounds who will follow your every whim. Need to assault a keep? Launch them in catapults and enjoy the mayhem of canine destruction!

[CaptainBlackGold]

Rotward wrote...

1380 the Inquisitor will have to deal with a strike among the inquisition, once the female soldiers realize they're only being paid 75% what their male counterparts earn

1388 The Inquisitor breaks the strike by pointing out that female soldiers only have to wear 75% of the armor of their male counterparts.

[DarthSliver]

1389. For every negative comment about DAI the Devs will add a patch that slightly makes the enemies harder, this will go on until Easy Mode feels like Nightmare Mode so you can imagine how Nightmare Mode will be like.

[CybAnt1]

1390. Every time the player wipes in combat, a flaming skull will appear and taunt the player before they can reload an old save .... taunting "You were not ready. And what made you think you were worthy? GO PLAY MARIO KART!"

1390a. The voice of the flaming skull is that of Tim Curry. 

Modifié par CybAnt1, 25 janvier 2014 - 01:41 .

[satunnainen]

1391. There will be space battles. It will have a multiplayer co-op option.

[PsychoBlonde]

1392. The Inquisitor will be able to don ironic workplace-humor T-shirts including one that says "Teamwork is a whole bunch of people doing what I say" and another that says "I'm going to need that TPS report". Varric has a lengthy cut-scene fantasy of killing the Inquisitor with a stapler.

[Sparketh]

1393. You will need to file Templar, Priest, and Sister reports every time you end up killing a member of the chantry.

[Rotward]

1394 Flemeth will take the form of a 10 year old girl, and the game ends with a color coded ultimatum.

[Joe25]

 1395. If you go to the  brothel as a female and pay for a  winch five times in a row you will get a cut scene form your healer telling you that you're pregnat.  

1396. If you do this as a male you'll get a cut scene of a baby basket being delivered to your keep with a note saying you're the father.
 

Modifié par joe2353, 26 janvier 2014 - 07:28 .

[Magdalena11]

1397. The game will begin with a 15 minute long non-skipable cutscene to reinforce the sense of urgency. This scene will be repeated every time the game is reloaded after a total party wipe.

[Angarma]

1398. David Gaider is the endgame boss. You have to stop him from writing you out of existence.

[Rotward]

Dodok wrote...

1398. David Gaider is the endgame boss. You have to stop him from writing you out of existence.

I'd laugh, but that might as well be true...

Modifié par Rotward, 26 janvier 2014 - 07:19 .