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[Gamercat]

1399. Half way through the game we find that demons are the least of our fears pouring through the veil tear. THE ZOMBIE CATS RETURN!

[SerGeroldofHightown]

1400. The Red Templars featured in the gameplay footage will have created sharks with friggin' laser beams to attack the Inquisitor whenever he travels by sea.
1401. One of the tactics that the Inquisitor uses to create alliances is to repeatedly shout "WOLOLO" into the enemies.
1402. The templar companion will not be Cullen but in fact, it will be Carroll. The other mage companion will be Emile de Launcet.
1403. During the final mission, to save the Warden and Hawke from Flemeth, the Inquisitor will have to swoop in and defeat Flemeth proving once and for all that swooping is not bad.
1404. During the credits scene, all major NPCs, companions and the protagonists team up and finish the game with one giant musical number, especially with Alistair dance the remigold.

Modifié par CheesyHotDog, 27 janvier 2014 - 04:19 .

[Papajack55]

The Hero of Ferelden and the Champion of Kirkwall will return and kick the Inquisitor's butt, then they all have sex afterwards. The Inquisitor will then say to hell with the Chantry with a LOLOLOL

[PsychoBlonde]

1406. The game will intentionally be released with numerous bugs and set to surreptitiously download fixes to itself when you log in to your BSN account to complain, thus making said bugs impossible to duplicate. EA patents this system, calling it "stealth DRM".

[PsychoBlonde]

1406a. Customers retaliate against "stealth DRM" via a method called "stealth payment" using credit cards that direct to accounts that contain no money, but merely a list of instructions to a location where some money may, perhaps, be buried.
1406b. EA retaliates to the retaliation by shipping all known copies of the game to Antarctica.
1406c. The counter-retaliation continues to escalate until EA has landed copies of Dragon Age: Inquisition on Pluto.
1406d. In the process, the moon of Pluto is discovered to be a mysterious frozen alien artifact that may be usable for FTL travel.
1406e. EA is universally heralded for single-handedly bringing about the space age. Out of spite.
1406f. First contact with a Turian ship is made by an EA vessel transporting games to Alpha Centauri.

[PsychoBlonde]

1406g. First Contact is followed almost immediately by Second Contact with a ship full of enraged Dragon Age fans hot on the EA gameship's trail.
1406h. The Turians broker a peace between EA and the Dragon Age fans wherein EA gets some money and the fans get special bonus "I chased EA out of the solar system" swag.
1406i.  "Stealth DRM" is declared to be an absolute success at the EA quarterly stockholders meeting.
1406j.  EA vows that all future releases will contain ridiculous amounts of bugs.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 27 janvier 2014 - 11:42 .

[DRTJR]

1407. Gimli is going to be a companion in DA:I
1407a. You can throw him despite his protests that "Nobody can throw a dwarf."

[DarthSliver]

1408. If your Hawke is female in world state, you will find out from Varric that him and Hawke had a secret off-screen love affair.

[satunnainen]

1409: The dog will have a fully voiced dialogue. The voice actress who is hired for the job is a newfoundland dog named Max.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

CheesyHotDog wrote...


1401. One of the tactics that the Inquisitor uses to create alliances is to repeatedly shout "WOLOLO" into the enemies.

AGE OF EMPIRES SHOUT OUT! F*** YEAH!

[DarthSliver]

1410: As the new Inquisitor, you must go on a religious crusader. You can either back the Chantry, The Qun, Dwarven Paragons, or start your own religion - Either way you will be debunking someones religion in Dragon Age in favor of the one you support.

[SerGeroldofHightown]

 1411. It will be like a party where everyone will dance, sing and hold hands, such merrimaking will give a lot for the darkspawn to think about.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1412. There will be a secret magic item somewhere in the game that allows the player to read the full content of their character's paraphrases before selecting one.

[mousestalker]

1413. There will be a set number of romanceable companions or capped, limited quality. Better companion romances and companion romance upgrades will be available by purchasable DLC.

By way of example, the basic Cullen starts out unemployed, a bit crazed and obsessed and living with his mother. The first upgrade gets him a year's worth of therapy and a starter job. The platinum upgrade gets him a posting as templar commander, a castle, a yacht, a horse and a sexy accent.

Modifié par mousestalker, 31 janvier 2014 - 01:58 .

[satunnainen]

1414. The game will have dolphins. It was either those or horses, and they chose dolphins.

[SerGeroldofHightown]

satunnainen wrote...

1414. The game will have dolphins. It was either those or horses, and they chose dolphins.

So much for sharks with friggin' laser beams <_<

[satunnainen]

CheesyHotDog wrote...

satunnainen wrote...

1414. The game will have dolphins. It was either those or horses, and they chose dolphins.

So much for sharks with friggin' laser beams <_<

Maybe its something to do with friday evening, but I think I have seen a movie clip which had sand sharks. Lets hope the devs have NOT seen that one...

[Killdren88]

1415. Sandal will be the only LI for the PC.

[CybAnt1]

Guaranteed ENCHANTMENT!

[Gamercat]

1417. DA:I Will be a moba! It will rival Dota 2 and LoL.

[dragonflight288]

1418: We will learn the truth about Sandal.

[SerGeroldofHightown]

hawkman96j wrote...

1417. DA:I Will be a moba! It will rival Dota 2 and LoL.

1417a. The most OP characters will be Sandal and Emile de Launcet 
1417b. Items will include The Holy Cheese Wheel, Torn Trousers, and The Rainbow Sword.

Modifié par CheesyHotDog, 01 février 2014 - 01:35 .

[CybAnt1]

1419. The mysterious raven in all the game's concept art is in fact the Inquisitor's pet. Its name is, in fact, "Boo".

In battle, he releases it from his arm, sends it flying towards his enemy's face, and screams "Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!"

[KC_Prototype]

1418. The Inquisitor will never inquire about anything.
1419. The Inquisition fails in the end but everybody gets together over some tea and cookies.
1420.All the LIs in the game leave you for someone else 3/4 through the game.

[Gamercat]

1421. To add realism to the game the inquisitor will have to take time to sleep (which will take about 9 hours) eat, drink, and use the bathroom. The inquisitor will also be very succeptable to disease. There is a constant 60% chance that he/she will catch something and die.