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[KC_Prototype]

1422. The elves will gain freedom from humans only to be killed or enslaved by the Qunari.

[DarthSliver]

1423. The Inquisition is actually an Order to take over the world, your purpose is to actually uproot the current rulers starting with Orlais. This is revealed to you by the final boss when you are dealing the final blow.

1423a. There will be a major Expansion pack for the game to wrap up the ending we are left with at the end of DAI

Modifié par DarthSliver, 01 février 2014 - 07:02 .

[CybAnt1]

hawkman96j wrote...

1421. To add realism to the game the inquisitor will have to take time to sleep (which will take about 9 hours) eat, drink, and use the bathroom. The inquisitor will also be very succeptable to disease. There is a constant 60% chance that he/she will catch something and die.

1421a. That is 9 hours of real world time, not in game time which passes "virtually". The game has a clock that tracks "real time" to make sure the Inquisitor is getting 9 full, long hours of beauty sleep. He will, of course, be unresponsive and unplayable until 9 real-world hours elapse. 
1421b. No, there is no way to get around this by quitting or turning the game off. If he's only had 2 hours of sleep, when you next log in, he will need 7 more. 
1421c. He will be susceptible to colds. If he sneezes, companions will need to make a check to make sure they don't catch it. Only certain herbs on Thedas, like one called "Magic Echo-nacia" will slightly increase his resistance. 
1421d. All bathroom breaks will be completely, totally, and properly visualized, animated, and accompanied by proper voicing (like whistling, or groaning). Yes, that means No. 1 and No. 2. For males and females both. 
1421e. There may be a Jurassic Park style problem with qunari No. 2. 






 

Modifié par CybAnt1, 02 février 2014 - 05:20 .

[PsychoBlonde]

1422. Warrior, Rogue, and Mage are being replaced by Trooper, Scoundrel, and Jedi.
1422a. There will also be an Aristocrat class which has no combat utility but starts with enormous amounts of cash and gets all the best clothes.

[mousestalker]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

1422. Warrior, Rogue, and Mage are being replaced by Trooper, Scoundrel, and Jedi.
1422a. There will also be an Aristocrat class which has no combat utility but starts with enormous amounts of cash and gets all the best clothes.

1423. No one gets a decent hat, however.

[AutumnWitch]

1424: At the end of the game the Qunari are seconds from ruling all of Thedas and enslaving all who resist but right as they are going to march into the final battle for supremacy they all fall over dead from catching a strain of the common human cold.

Bet you didn't see that coming eh?

[PsychoBlonde]

mousestalker wrote...

1423. No one gets a decent hat, however.

"Good Hat" is the Secret Class that can only be unlocked by soloing the entire game on Nightmare using the toothpick they give you for a weapon at the start of the game.

[PsychoBlonde]

1425. All the party members get tired of their original class and decide to switch to playing something else halfway through the game. Varric is extremely put out that he can't be a Mage.
1426.  If you assign points to abilities that the NPC doesn't like, they steal some of your cash for a respec potion.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 04 février 2014 - 09:53 .

[PsychoBlonde]

1427. Varric convinces one of the other party members to be his "stunt double" for all combat.

[PsychoBlonde]

1428. Three days prior to the game release, the Dragon Age Keep gets hacked, resulting in a world state where Alistair is King of the Fairies, Morrigan is married to Ashton Kutcher, and the only remaining race option for the Inquisitor is Smurf.

[Gamercat]

1429. All battles in Da:I will be twerk battles. Ironically, the chantry sisters walk away with first place every time.

[satunnainen]

1430. Due to a lost bet by one of the game designers, there will be pigs flying over one of the castles.

[Orian Tabris]

1431. Every pro-mage Inquisitor fort will have Anders' used underwear flown as their flag/s.

[Chaos Hammer]

1432. Sandal and Dagna will fall in love, hence forth known as Dandal

[Orian Tabris]

Chaos Hammer wrote...

1432. Sandal and Dagna will fall in love, hence forth known as Dandal

Shouldn't it be Dagdal? In the Fire Emblem series, there's this guy (might be identical twins) called Devdan and Dandev, and that seemed to work.

1433. Justin Bieber's iconic bowl haircut will be available for both males and females in the character creator.
1434. If Alistair survives, but didn't become king, two Orlesian nobles can be overheard conversing about a former Grey Warden who has gained popularity dancing the Remigold in an unnamed bar in Val Royeaux.

[PsychoBlonde]

1435. It will not actually be possible to earn enough cash to purchase any of the good magic items from the vendors. These items exist solely to taunt you and to prevent you from spending money on healing and mana.
1436.  There will be a number of body-size and shape options for the Inquisitor.  If you pick the large female NPC's constantly give you baby advice and ask you when the due date is.
1436a.  If you then use the Cosmetic Change item to go down to a more modest size, everyone greets you by asking "did you lose weight?"
1436b.  Regardless, no female Inquisitor will be able to find bras in the proper size.
1436c. However, the male Inquisitor has no problem finding bras in HIS size.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 05 février 2014 - 06:57 .

[mousestalker]

1437. The animal companion in DAI will be a cat of the breed Neceso. It will detect every stealthed foe without fail but will never tell you about them.

[Gamercat]

1438. A witch hunt craze breaks out within orlais and nearly 85% of the female population is killed. Right around the same time the Orelsian government begins to support gay rights. They claim that this is just a coincidence.

[TanithAeyrs]

1439. The only available love interest for any race or gender will be John Travolta. After the romance is initiated the soundtrack from "Grease" plays for the remainder of the game. Female characters will then be forced to wear poodle skirts.

[SgtSteel91]

1440. There will be a quest chain that will lead the Inquisition to the discovery of a secret grove home to the last griffons in Thedas. This will unlocke griffon mounts for the party.

[Orian Tabris]

1441. Dragon Age Keep will allow you to import any information from a previous game, but there will be no Dragon Age 2 information.
1442. BioWare lied to fans and critics. Dragon Age 2 is actually a stand-alone, non-canon Dragon Age game, and so there will be no reference, nor any reactivity, to DA2 in Dragon Age Inquisition.
1443. Origins small clothes make their return.
1444. All LIs and NPCs refuse to have sex with the Inquisitor, except a desire demon in the game's solo brothel. If the Inquisitor accepts to sleep with her, she sucks their brain out when they reach her private room, and the game over screen appears.
1445. Alistair's Frost Bite 3 appearance includes the a big nose he had in DA2.
1446. There are painters on the side walks in Orlais, willing to paint the Inquisitor and their party for 5 gold sovereigns.

[PsychoBlonde]

1447. All the troubles in Thedas are eventually traced back to a rather unfortunate individual who broke a mirror while tripping over a black cat under a ladder.
1448.  As Inquistor you will be able to instigate epic battles revolving around food, beer, mud, and, on one notable incident, particularly small, bouncy dwarves.
1449.  The Qunari companion decides halfway through the game that he's much more comfortable wearing only Kaddis instead of armor.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 06 février 2014 - 07:48 .

[DarthSliver]

1450. The final boss will be our Warden, there was a reason our Warden mystery disappears.

1451. Female characters will be able to wear armor that barely covers them, this gives the player 100% distraction against the enemies making it easy to beat everything in the game.

1451a. Qunari enemy units are immune to the Feminist Armor, this shows how much the Qun brainwashes them.

1452. Hawke will be found having drinking games with Alistar if you made Alistar "drunk Alistar"

[PsychoBlonde]

1453. When you meet the Warden, he/she introduces him/herself as "Warden. Grey Warden." and orders a martini. Shaken. Not Stirred.

[mousestalker]

1454. One of the new mage powers will allow the PC to re-arrange the BSN forums at whim.