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[Gamercat]

1455. The mage class will have a dance mage specialization with three distinct skill trees. Twerking, Pole dancing, and Belly dancing. This specialization also gives the mage a massive damage bonus if he/she wears no clothes.

[OMGsideboob]

Wowzers... This thread is hilarious...

1456: The Inquisitor has a distinct "shout" that stuns/damages enemies or does a variety of traits you desire, but it takes up one of the only three buttons you have to use for combat. Oops!

Edit: Unless you are PC Master Race and can mod the game to having the whole keyboard be whatever you choose.

Modifié par OMGsideboob, 07 février 2014 - 04:45 .

[Bayonet Hipshot]

1457 :- If you play as a Qunari Inquisitor with horns, you will be able to sharpen your horns by rubbing them against tree trunks.

1458 :- Also, if you play as a Qunari Inquisitor with horns, you can have a racial power where you can smash into and headbutt your opponents.

1459 :- Dalish Elves will only wear actual plant leaves, plant stems and tree barks as their clothes in Inquisition.

[Thibax]

1460 - Inquisitor, Vivienne, Varric and Cassandra are the judges for the new program: Thedas Idol.
They will choose the next music sensation of Thedas.
Do you want to be an idol? Participate now

[Gamercat]

1461. Due to budget cuts, many parts of DA:I will be like the old silent movies in black and white with no audio, and with words that pop up to tell you what is being said.

1461b. Due to budget cuts on the budget cuts some scenes won't have the words with them. The player will just have to guess at what is being said.

[Naesaki]

1462. Health and Mana Poultices will be replaced by Cookies and Cake respectively

[Orian Tabris]

1463. All the current pictures and clips involving Cassandra, Vivienne, Morrigan and Leliana, as well as any other females, are only temporary. All females (except broodmothers) in the game will now have K-cup breasts. Even old ladies like Flemeth.
1464. Broodmothers now have boobs ranging from F-cup to Z-cup sizes. The boobs will be G-, M-, T- and Z-cups.
1465. Whenever all party members fall in combat, instead of getting the 'Game Over' screen, they have to fight the Grim Reaper. If they fail, then the 'Game Over' screen appears.
1465a. The Grim Reaper always needs at least 2 hits to be defeated, because when an attack would defeat it, it is left with 1 HP. When that happens, there's a 50% chance it will instantly defeat the whole party.

[KC_Prototype]

hawkman96j wrote...

1455. The mage class will have a dance mage specialization with three distinct skill trees. Twerking, Pole dancing, and Belly dancing. This specialization also gives the mage a massive damage bonus if he/she wears no clothes.

I actually like this idea.

[CybAnt1]

Thibax wrote...

1460 - Inquisitor, Vivienne, Varric and Cassandra are the judges for the new program: Thedas Idol.
They will choose the next music sensation of Thedas.
Do you want to be an idol? Participate now

1460a. Leliana and others will be judged primarily on their ability to lip sync properly, so that it really does look like they are actually singing. As opposed to moving their mouth strangely to someone else's voice. 

[Faerloch]

1466. Players will be able to fully customize any player not available in their current party.
1467. A day one DLC with Winnie the wearwolf--a fully voiced and m/f/t romanceable character--will be available to all players who preordered Dragon Age: Origins, but not Dragon Age II. Winnie is not compatible with DAII save games involving Varric, or Origins games involving a living, breathing Connor.

[Gamercat]

1468. You will discover that Jowan and Anders will have gotten together and adopted a child. They will be companions and they will never shut up about their sex life.

[PsychoBlonde]

1478. All dragon fights are nigh-impossible because the devs "forgot" to put in any code that makes it possible to resist or mitigate the damage of the fire breath. Oops.
1479.  Enemy non-boss casters relentlessly spam all of the most powerful PC spells with no cooldowns and no mana expenditure.
1480.  Hitting an enemy non-boss melee mob results in 50 points of unavoidable retribution damage
1481.  Non-dragon bosses have no AI and do not attack or use specials.  Basically they stand around waiting for you to kill them.
1482.  If the entire party is dropped in combat the Inquisitor wakes up alone in a random game location.
1483.  Basically, the only way to finish the game is to die until you wake up in the room with the final boss, tell the Inquisitor to kill it, go have a snack, come back, watch the end credits.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 09 février 2014 - 12:30 .

[Sith Grey Warden]

1469. There actually won't be any combat. The Inquisitor and his party will spend the game sitting in a Keep inquiring as to what justice means. By the end of the game, the Inquisitor will have convinced Varric to give up a life of excess and become a philosopher. Only by building the perfect city of temperance and moderation can the veil be repaired.

[mousestalker]

1470. Orlais will begin exporting self serve ice cream to the Qunari at the start of the game. The game ends with the Orlesians conquering Par Vollen due to all the Qunari being over weight, diabetic and toothless.

[Lexxbomb]

1471. Fereldan open trade with the Qunari - they make extravagant profits from the sale of cookies.

Modifié par Lexxbomb, 09 février 2014 - 02:01 .

[CybAnt1]

1473. DA:I *will* have jumping and swimming... and flying.

1473a. One particular dungeon area will involve you jumping over barrels, thrown by a gigantic Ogre. You can either jump over them, or smash them with a magic hammer. You also must jump from platform to platform to reach and slay the Ogre.
1473b. The swimming will be used in another area, where you must swim from one bank of a stream to another, while avoiding being eaten by alligators who first swim from left to right down the river, and then back again. If you get tired, you can rest on logs that float on the surface.
1473c. Gryphons are extinct. So, you will, instead, fly on top of a dragon. That dragon's name, however, is "Puff" and you will have to befriend it and its friend "Godzookie."

Flying will also lead you to discover how many areas of Thedas are unfinished.

[Gamercat]

1474. Vivivenne will become the most hated companion because everytime your party travels somewhere she will make everyone stop for dutch bros.

[PsychoBlonde]

1475. There will be a major challenge involved with correctly repeating a password that is only flashed on the screen for a fraction of a second several hours before you have a chance to use it. The voice actor also completely mumbles it while eating a sandwich. The word is also creatively misspelled. There's no warning that you need to remember it for later, either.
1475a. If you get it right the first time you win the prestigious "eyes of an eagle, memory of an elephant" achievement.
1475b. But nobody cares.
1476. All "evil" dialog in the game employs a "no takebacks" design. If you say "eh, go ahead and kill em" that is what happens. If the bad guy says "join me!" and you say "sure" you do not get a confirmation dialog or a chance to betray said bad guy later on. The "good" dialog requires you to confirm your decision upwards of 4 times.

[Orian Tabris]

1477. For realism, body parts can be hacked off of a party member during combat. When combat ends, the decapitated parts slowly regenerate until the health regenates to 100%.
1477a. If the party member hasn't fully regenerated by the next battle, the missing parts will remain missing.
1477b. If a party member loses both hands, they are unable to fight, and just end up in the way and/or being used as meat shields.
1477c. Cannibalism is a great way to return body parts quickly, but they must be the corresponding parts. Other parts won't be cannibalisable by the character.
1478. Mothers and sisters from the nearest chantry will sometimes appear, walking by the current battle. When this happens, they will scold you for not dedicating your lives to the Maker.
1478a. Chanters may also walk by. However, they completely ignore their surroundings, and may just walk right in the middle of a battle, all the while chanting the Chant of Light.
1478b. There is an easter egg battle that will never have such a chantry-goer walk by. It is not the final battle.

[PsychoBlonde]

1479. Your LI contracts a rampaging lice infestation and has to have their entire body shaved and their skin bleached until they resemble the gray pre-texture model of themselves. They also become allergic to leather, fur, dye, and metal armor so the only clothing you can put on them is the Ugly Peasant Outfit.

[Orian Tabris]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

1479. Your LI contracts a rampaging lice infestation and has to have their entire body shaved and their skin bleached until they resemble the gray pre-texture model of themselves. They also become allergic to leather, fur, dye, and metal armor so the only clothing you can put on them is the Ugly Peasant Outfit.

1479a. The Ugly Peasant Outfit reduces your armour by 50 (i.e. armour -50).

[Gamercat]

Orian Tabris wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

1479. Your LI contracts a rampaging lice infestation and has to have their entire body shaved and their skin bleached until they resemble the gray pre-texture model of themselves. They also become allergic to leather, fur, dye, and metal armor so the only clothing you can put on them is the Ugly Peasant Outfit.

1479a. The Ugly Peasant Outfit reduces your armour by 50 (i.e. armour -50).

1479b. It does however raise your damage by 300%

[TanithAeyrs]

1479c. The Ugly Peasant Outfit can be further enhanced by adding the Ridiculous Mage Hat. The Hat further reduces your LI's armor resulting in a -100 to armor, but causing an instant stun effect as your opponents are laughing so hard they cannot defend themselves. Players exploit this by sending their love interest first into every battle.

[mousestalker]

1480. When the PC visits somewhere other than Orlais he or she will unlock the achievement: Donuts. When the PC returns to Orlais, the achievement: Beignets will be unlocked.

1481. Sadly, coffee will remain completely unavailable in game.

1482. Timbits will be available via DLC.